Friday, July 09, 2010

Warm-mongers investigate self; find they did nothing wrong

It’s been hot here in Ft. Wayne for the last week or so. So much so that even Lex began giving some credence to AlGore...about inveting the Interent not global warm-mongering. It's summer. It’s always hot here in Ft. Wayne in July and August. Heat will do funny things to a person. It makes them tire easier and it clouds their judgment. But even at its worst, last week’s heat had me cussing the sun not the Ford F150 in the driveway.

It must have been much hotter over in jolly old England where some commission declared the climate scandal at the University of East Anglia a non-issue. That’s right dumping and adjusting data that will not conform, deleting e-mails that do not support your claim and adjusting pesky testing methods that just will not confirm what is supposed to be “settled science” is nothing to worry about.

The debate is still over! So claims some nit wit Sir Muir Russell’s investigation into Climategate at East Anglia. Now if your skeptical, please don’t be. East Anglia hand picked these highly qualified “Sirs,” “Lords,” and “Dukes” to investigate itself. That’s sort of like when the White House investigated itself with regard to offering a sleazy deal to Joe Sestak to stay out of the PA senatorial primary. Squiggy Gibbs took 10 minutes out of his busy day and discovered nothing untoward happened with regard to the illegal job offer. So, move along folks. There’s nothing to see here. And the press compliantly moves along.

Sir, Lord, Earl, Grand Margrave and Marquises of idiocy Russell’s report reminds me of the old CIA directive to field operatives when caught in a sticky situation, deny everything, admit nothing, make counter charges. I’m going to try that the next time I get pulled over for speeding. “Well officer, I’ve asked my wife to do a complete and through investigation of my actions while you were radioing in this stop. You’ll be happy to know that not only was I NOT speeding, she has found that I am an exceptionally safe driver that has done absolutely nothing wrong…ever. However, she did notice that you traveled a bit left of center while you chasing me for last ten miles. Watch that.”

This incident and the response to it is a microcosm of the entire global warm-mongering movement. Make things up. Lie about the things that you’ve made. When you’re caught making things up and lying about the things you’ve made up, prosecute the guy who caught you making things up. Then, investigate yourself and – SURPRISE - find that you’ve done nothing wrong.

These people are hoaxes. Their “science” is a hoax. Why would we expect their investigation of themselves not to be a hoax?

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