Wednesday, October 09, 2013

Latest spitful move proves king's total punk assedness

Never let a crisis go to waste
King Barry the petty and his minions are running to and fro telling everyone who will listen that the world will certainly end in about 30 seconds unless the lords in Washington D.C. grant the king an unfettered increase in the kingdom’s debt ceiling.  Which remember, according to the king, does not mean you actually go further into debt.  The only pains that the subjects of this dysfunctional kingdom have felt through the king’s sequester and the king’s government shutdown are the ones inflicted upon them by the king himself.

So now, with the debt ceiling debate looming, the king is once again eyeing an opportunity to punish his unworthy subjects.  He is making false predictions of dyer consequences if he once again fails to get his way.  He is doing this for three possible reasons.  First he will personally inflict as much pain as he possibly can upon the kingdom and blame it on the lords for refusing raise the king’s debt ceiling.  Next, he will lawlessly and unilaterally raise the debt ceiling by executive order.  Three, after inflicting the maximum pain he will address us peons from the Opal Office of the Spite House and tell us that he must break the law and unilaterally raise the debt ceiling to save the kingdom.  The jesters in the lapdog media will applaud the move and refer to the king’s lawlessness as “leadership.”

After restoring the republic
If we are ever able to restore the republic, one of the first things that need to be done is to transfer administration of national parks and monuments to the states where they are located.  Those in D.C., including the Spite House should be administered by the House of Representatives.  Never again should a petty tyrant be able to keep the people from these national treasures.

Death benefits
In a new low, the king has decided to withhold service members’ death benefits.  DoD run by complete imbecile – Box-O-Rocks Chuck Hagel – says that the shut down makes it impossible for the DoD to pay the benefit.  BS!

The king opened the “closed” national mall to a bunch of law breaking illegal aliens and then had park rangers clean up their mess after the rally, but he cannot demand that DoD meet the death benefit obligation for service members who die on active duty?  Again BS!  Low rent, classless, coward, punk only scratch the surface of what a total low-life POS the king is – and his minions.

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