More proof how stupid Dopes are

In keeping with the post just under, something really stupid happened last night.  Senate Demo-Dopes held an all nighter to talk about climate change.

ASIDE:  I think there’s something to this weather change BS.  After a long, miserably cold winter, our weather here at the compound changed to 50 degrees yesterday and today.  Tomorrow it will change back and we’ll get another 4-8 inches of snow.  No accurate word yet on how the weather will change on Thursday and Friday, but since spring is just around the corner, I’d expect a change back to warmer weather.

Back to last night:  Mind you, the Dopes will be doing what they do best – talk.  That’s it.  No bill is being debated.  They are just engaging in a gum flapping exercise to fool their stupid Lib contributors into thinking they might actually give a $h!t about the subject outside its appeal to raise taxes and as means to control us little people.

Here’s a news flash to the most contemptible piece of bovine excrement in Caligula D.C., which by extension means the world since D.C. IS the home to all the world’s worst pieces of bovine excrement – Harry the roach Reid:  YOU SENILE OLD FOOL.  YOU CONTROL SENATE.  YOU CAN PASS LEGISLATION THERE IF YOU WANT TO.

The roach has no desire whatsoever to pass anything with regard to global warming, cooling, climate change or whatever the current buzz words are for the foolishness of the Caligula D.C. crowd to screw us into higher taxes and less freedom while destroying what’s left of the economy to achieve an unattainable goal – affecting the globe’s climate.  We could shut EVERYTHING down for 10 years and one burp from a volcano somewhere would wipe out any gains we puny humans were able to achieve with regard to carbon and other pollutants entering the atmosphere.  Think about it.  Ten years of an all out human effort wiped out in a millisecond by nature.  Is that really worth living in a 12^th century agrarian economy?  That's not question for you Islamo-Terror-Fascists.  We pretty much know that your preference is for the 12th century.

Only Demo-Dopes are stupid enough to fall for this BS.  Oh look how much they care.  They could pass a law in the senate, but instead they are staying up all night talking about how Republicans are flat Earth deniers.  How nice.  Oh well, the Earth is still going to be destroyed in the end, but I’d better write them a check because they care so much.

But it’s even more hypocritical than that.  The roach won’t attempt legislation to “save the world” from itself not because he’d rather talk about it or even because deep down he really doesn’t believe his own BS.  The low down roach won’t attempt world saving legislation because for a majority of Americans the debate IS over and the Dopes lost.  The roach will not attempt to save the world because any such attempt is likely to be a political liability.

That Mr. & Mrs. America is all the proof you really need to know that climate change is colossal hoax.  If Dopes really believed their own BS – that the Earth truly is in the balance - wouldn’t they pass world saving legislation irrespective of the political fallout?  It’s as if they don’t care if the Earth is destroyed as long as they are in control of the senate when it happens.

And that's why Lex calls them Demo-DOPES

Discovery Announcement ~ Pm311 The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.  The new element has been named Pelosium.  Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

 

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU.  Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

 

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in voting concentration.

 

AFBro sent me the above, which got me thinking. Charles Krauthammer once opined that biggest difference between liberals and conservatives is not political but rather that conservatives think all liberals are stupid while liberals think all conservatives are evil.  The thing is, we can prove our point - in most cases by simply mentioning a name.  As in:  Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Joe Biden, Elijah Cummings, King SFB, Rosie O’Donnell, Babs Streisand, Piers Morgan, an endless list indeed but perhaps most famously Dope congressman Hank Johnson.

 

Johnson, you might recall, publicly opposed deploying additional Naval assets to Guam because he was afraid – this is a no $h!tt3r - the island might capsize.  That Mr. & Mrs. America is something that you just cannot make up.  Seth MacFarlane, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon and all the living writers and performers of SNL couldn’t have come up with that given 20 years to try.  You could just see the brain storming session, MacFarlane:  “How about we have a congressman oppose a deployment to Guam because he’s afraid the island might tip over?”  Jay Leno:  “Come on Seth.  Good comedy is based in reality.  Nobody is THAT stupid.”

 

Surprisingly, the funniest thing about the linked video is not Johnson’s rambling idiocy.  The priceless part is the Admiral’s rather nonchalant and understated answer, “We don’t anticipate that.”  Holy crap, that’s hilarious.  Here are the Admiral’s answers to other questions from Congressman Johnson.  We don’t’ anticipate that pigs will acquire the ability to fly anytime soon.  No congressman, we don’t anticipate that the North Korans have invented a cloaking device such as the Klingons used on Star Trek.  No, we don’t anticipate that Area 54 is the location of a “Stargate” to transport military assents along the time space continuum.  Congressman, we don’t anticipate that, no matter how much talent they are able to buy, the Bengals will ever contend for the Super Bowl again.

 

On Twitchy to protect king SFB, some Lib douche let this tweet fly:

@JohnFugelsang

There are no racists at #CPAC2014 they just didn't mind when Reagan raised the debt ceiling 18 times & W raised it 8 times.

 

Hmm, where to start.  Let’s put this in terms that even whoever John Fugelsang is can understand.  If I’m working a high six figure job, say I’m a Hollywood swell of some sort, I’m out for an evening and I ask my manager to loan me a 100 bucks to cover dinner, is that the same as the cashier working minimum wage at the Jack in the Box, in debt up to his ass, borrowing 25 large from the mob to cover gambling debts?

 

While it’s true the Reagan nearly doubled the debt to GDP ratio in his two terms, the ratio none the less remained below 40%.  Also consider what was gained.  After the disaster that was/is Jimmy Carter, Reagan destroyed the Soviet Union by competing in an arms race the Soviets knew they could never win.  In short, Reagan went “all in” in calling the Soviet bluff.  As a result, the Soviet Union collapsed, the wall fell and Soviet Union at least for now is no more.  Also consider that by lowering the marginal tax rates across the board Reagan was actually able to increase revenue to the treasury.

 

The case for GWB is a bit tougher to make.  The debt to GDP ratio remained in check until the Demo-Dope inspired 2008 banking crisis.  GWB, following the advice from economist across the board, propped up the banking industry (at least the ones “too big to fail”).  As a result, the government bought up nearly a TRILLION dollars worth of worthless loans Demo-Dopes insisted be issued to people who had no hope of ever repaying.  The Troubled Asset Relief Program or TARP combined with spending required from 9-11 and the follow on widely supported wars (at least at the time) pushed the debt to GDP ratio to nearly 60% by the time GWB left office.  Still many argued that financial collapse, nay ruin was avoided.  Whatever the cost, it was worth it in the long run.  Candidate Little Barry Obama called it un-American and unpatriotic.

 

Enter newly crowned King SFB.  Under SFB the debt to GDP ratio rose to nearly 80%.  So if 60% is un-American and unpatriotic what does that make 80% SFB?  And consider the gains achieved under Reagan and GWB as opposed to SFB.  Reagan destroyed the Soviet Union.  Bush rebuilt the country, engaged in two wars and staved off financial ruin.  King SFB ran up the debt.  Period.  There’s nothing to show for it.  No shovel ready jobs.  No revitalized Detroit.  It was like taking a pail of 10 trillion dollar sand and dumping it onto a San Diego beach near the waterline.  No one can tell where you dropped it.  Nothing was accomplished by dropping the pail’s contents.

 

Also consider this.  At the time, many on the conservative side opposed GWB’s bailout strategy.  Let the market run its course.  As it turns out we bailed out the wealthy.  So we’re not like the sycophantic yes men on the left making excuses to cover King SFB’s scrawny azz.

 

It seems to me that Regan borrowed a modest amount and achieved great gains.  GWB borrowed to rebuild, make the world safer and avoid a calamity.  Admittedly, the merits of the case for those activities can be argued.  King SFB borrowed to redistribute and save for his re-election, has not one thing to show for it.

 

As in the example above, Reagan and to a lesser extent Bush were borrowing a reasonable sum (that$100) that they could reasonably expect to repay (income high 6 figures to loan $100 ratio) for reasonable activities (pay for dinner).  By contrast King SFB has borrowed huge amounts of money that it is going to become increasingly difficult to repay for activities that no one can even identify today.  The perfect example is the cash for clunkers program that except for making low priced autos unavailable to the poor has had no discernible effect.

 

Last example to Lib stupidity:  Nobel Laurite, Oscar Award winner and complete (g)assbag AlGore once claimed that the Earth’s temperature at its core was “several million degrees.”  That, interestingly enough, would make the center of the Earth, a bit hotter than the surface of the sun.  I don’t claim to have never made a mistake.  I make them by the bushel load.  But I’m not a Nobel Laurite and supposed “expert” on anything nor am I profiting from the Lex E. Libertas Carbon Credits Company by spreading a thick layer of BS over everything.  Another oddity that sets Lex apart from the run of the mill lib is that I’m not so annoyingly arrogant and pompous that I can’t say, “Oops.  I fouled that one up.”

 

Wow, I just looked back.  This is like three posts.  It's all AFBro's fault for sending me that Pelosium e-mail.  This is what happens when you post on Lib stupidity.  There’s so much material you just cannot cut it down.  No worries.  Subscription rates remain the same while content triples.

Really, Lex, is the SFB thing necessary? Yes it is. It's brief and accurate.

King SFB said yesterday:

I am absolutely confident that you will see millions of people benefit from this law. It doesn't mean that at some point there won't be some additional problems, or improvements that we can make. At this point, I think actually it is working the way it should, what we need to do is after the first year, we evaluate what the pool looks like, can we make sure that we're keeping the premiums low. Are there more people that look like we could potentially cover through other mechanisms reaching those who are still uninsured?

Let’s dig a bit deeper into this as means to demonstrate why $h!t For Brains or SFB is accurate.  First:  "I am absolutely confident that you will see millions of people benefit from this law."  By some miracle, for someone who lies in the steady cadence of the tic tock of a fine clock, that is probably a true statement.  Depending on which lie they were telling, the azzclowns claimed somewhere between 30 million and the entire population of planet Earth was uninsured, underinsured or being ripped off by the greedy bastards paying their medical expenses.  So yeah, two maybe three million people will benefit from their neighbors subsidizing their healthcare.  And, if this is such a good idea, at a minimum, shouldn’t the 30 million uninsured have already signed up?

It is also undeniably true that far more people, at least for now, are being hurt by the law.  Three million of so have signed up so far for Robertscare.  There are no figures on who signed up, weather or not they had insurance before enrolling, how many were dumped onto Medicaid, how many were of the young and healthy variety necessary to subsidize old sick folk and most important how many of any category have actually paid the premium.

We know at least five million have joined the ranks of the uninsured as a result of the Dope push for socialized medicine.  Roberscare has the odd honor of actually exacerbating the problem it was supposed to fix.  Odd?  No strike that.  Making things worse is what the SOBs in Caligula D.C. specialize in.

5 Million more uninsured as a result of Robetscare is par for the course.  So even if every single one of the three million now enrolled in Robertscare are from the 5 million kicked off the plan they liked, an unlikely scenario, that is a net gain of two million more uninsured.  So in an effort to benefit a couple of million people, Dopes destroyed the best healthcare system in the world.  And guess what.  CBO predicts that there will still be 30 million uninsured after Robertscare is fully implemented.

So, as a result of helping a couple million people we have destroyed the insurance industry, the healthcare system and still have about the same number of uninsured as the law was supposed to take care of.  But hey, a couple million people benefited.  Why not just take a fraction of the cash this Robertscare monstrosity is going to end up costing us and give it to the uninsured to buy insurance?  We could have whole new category of people called Obamacare people led by Obamacare lady – the exact same sad creature shouting the “benefits” of an Obamaphone would be telling us how Republicans suck because they didn’t pay her medical bills.

Second and more disturbing than the first:  “At this point, I think actually it is working the way it should…”  Several post under Lex notes how brain dead leftist never, ever wise up.  The statement by King SFB is proof positive, I was right.  The entire thing is disaster from the 27 delays, to the roll out, to the lie of the century, “you can keep your plan if you like it,” to miserably under performing numbers of people enrolling, to the litany of people with real life-threatening consequences directly attributed to the mess that is Robertscare.

Yet King SFB says, “At this point, I think actually it is working the way it should..”  That’s akin to Custer telling his Lieutenant, “At this point, my plan is working the way it should.  Everything will be fine when Major Reno comes with the reinforcements.”  At what point did Custer wise up?  He didn’t.  He died at the Little Big Horn.  The only flaw in this analogy is that King SFB won’t suffer one little bit, not one iota, to borrow a King SFB phrase, not even a smidgen.  King SFB and the Caligula D.C. crowd have exempted themselves from the BS that is Robertscare, but every one of us little people will take the arrow so little King SFB and the D.C. swells can have their way.

As the dunderheads rule, tyrants march

The dunderheads that run, uh, make that ruin, American foreign policy are insisting that the problem in Crimea is, in effect, that Russia’s lawyers have misread the law, not the actual storming of Crimea mind you, but rather their legal case for doing so.  Mind boggling!  This takes well known rapist and former president Billy Boy Billbo Clinton’s legal war on terrorism to a new level.   Billy Boy was given eight or nine opportunities to kill Osama bin Laden before 9-11.

He didn’t do it.  Well what can you do to a guy who was responsible for the deaths of scores of Americans even before 9-11?  For Billbo the war on terror was a matter of criminal law for the FBI and DOJ.  There needed to be indictments, arrests, extradition, show trials etc., etc. The answer for Billy Boy was to let that dog lie lest something go wrong.  It did.  The world blew up on 9-11.

Learning nothing from Billbo, now our current cast of dunderheads is trying to settle the invasion of another country in the legal realm.  If you catch someone raping your daughter – say Mr. Broderick walked in while Billy Boy was raping his daughter Wauneta -  your first reaction is unlikely to be, “Hey bub, what lawyer told you that that’s OK?”   But this is how the dunderheads are going to proceed.  And never mind the treaty we signed to protect Ukraine.  That bit of legal mumbo jumbo has no bearing on any of this.

While they break the US military, they offer up the unused military gear to our local cops.  Wonderful.  Remember it was King SFB who said that we need a civil force as strong, as capable and as well funded as our military force.  If it’s not possible to build the domestic force up, you can bring the armed forces down.  That’s exactly what is happening.  As the world spirals into chaos, the US unilaterally disarms and transfers unused equipment to “civil forces.”  The military gets weaker King SFB’s civil force gets stronger.

Then you have what’s left of our military force performing in drag to raise funds for an advocate group for LGBT service members.  You cannot make this $h!t up.  Troops performed in drag at the Kadena Staff NCO club to raise money for a group called OutServe-SLDN, which is the largest nonprofit advocate for the military's LGBT community.  The article in the link can be summed up in a word, like Gary Busey’s drag performance in the Steven Segal epic Under Siege, “creepy.”

Before I left the military there was a big controversy over weather or not the Boy Scouts could use military bases for camping and other activities.  My guess is that at this point the Boy Scouts are out and the OutServe-SLDN is in.  All over the Earth and in the heavens real military men are weeping.

At some point the masterminds and dunderheads will break our armed forces to the point that they get a heinous ass whipping somewhere.  When the investigation into what went wrong occurs, they will need look no further than the Kadena variety show.  But THAT debauchery will never be sighted as reason for failure.  It will be hailed as the kind of diversity that we need more of, when all we really need are military men interested in fighting battles to win wars.

Putin and the rest of the world's tyrants are hoping we place our "diversity" over combat readiness.  I'm certain the Spetsnaz troops in Crimea are quaking in their boots because Tech Sgt. Kristen Baker is so "proud" to be watching a drag show to make a mark for civil rights.  Attaching civil rights to the show is sign of just how pitiful our schools are.  Do they teach anything anymore?  It's not a question of what you "can do", but rather what you ought to be doing.  Kristen, you can dress in drag.  Go for it.  Nobody gives a $h!t.  So what exact civil right are you "making a mark for"?

How much like Mexico are our border states becoming?

When I worked at the 7^th Marine Expeditionary Brigade (MEB) in 29 Palms, CA, I was instructed to write an exercise scenario for an exercise that included the 7^th MEB and an Army unit from FT Irwin as the Opposition Force.  The first order of the day was to divide the training area.  In the days before Power Point, that was accomplished by placing a clear overlay atop a map of MCAGCC – short for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center – and drawing some heavy lines that indicated territory occupied for the blue – friendly - and red for the OpFor.  These areas were given made up country names. The blue area was something inspiring like the Republic of Freeland.  The red area was always some nefarious cheesy acronym like the ­Democratic And Representative Country of Redland or DARC Red, then shortened to DARCR - pronounced darker.  Then, because we are Marines (AKA soldiers of the sea) known for amphibious operations, a large portion of the training area on the map was painted blue to indicate the "Sea of Liz" or whatever the training officer’s wife’s name was.

In these scenarios, the usual objective of the Godless communist backed red forces invading the peace loving Freeland was some sort of made up mineral interest.  So being one who didn’t want to spend hours reinventing the wheel during valuable club time, and seeing how the entire training area was contained within the CA high desert, I decided that the goal of the red forces would be the valuable water desalination plant on the port of Wilson (named after Camp Wilson) in Freeland.

I took my brilliant work to my boss who was generally pleased, but because he was the boss had to move this line a bit to the south while moving that line a bit the north.  He liked the objective in the scenario but wanted something in the scenario that gave the DARCR forces a pretext for invading.  Stupidly I said, “It’s the water sir.”  He explained that was the “objective” of the invasion.  He wanted a “pretext’ for the invasion.

Then he used a word that I’d never heard before, “irredentist.”  He me told to craft a paragraph or two indicating that DARCR had irredentist interests in Freeland.  Seeing the RCA dog look on my face, he explained an irredentist interest is where a part of one country is more like a bordering state than the state which it is included in.  People in the disputed area speak the same language as the neighboring country and have cultural, historic, racial or ethnic ties to the other country.  He pointed to the dictionary and said, “Look it up.”   I trusted him, besides I am told by world renowned speller, AF Bro, that you have to know how to spell a word to look it up in the dictionary.

All of this came flooding back yesterday when I heard Fox News’s Shep Smith offering a sop to Vlad Putin by saying people in the Crimea region of Ukraine were more like the Russians than they were like the Ukrainians.  I thought, then I suppose it’s OK for Mexico to invade our border states and if not Mexico alone then Mexico in conjunction with whatever allies they can muster.

I think if smart people like Shep Smith can justify one country invading another because irredentist interests, the US is screwing itself with talk of amnesty and no requirement for assimilation into the American culture.  What I do not understand about all of this is why an immigrant - legal or otherwise - would come here for the opportunities this country offers then insist that this country honor the traditions of the corrupt $h!t hole he just left.  It makes no sense to me for immigrants to try to turn this country of opportunity into the dysfunctional crap hole they just left.

But that’s what seems to be going on here.  A federal judge has ordered students in a CA high school not to where patriotic clothing - in an American high school - during Cinco de Mayo for fear of upsetting Latino students.  Does Mexico have irredentist interests in CA?  I suppose the bigger question is, does any outside Jerry Brown and Demo-Dope fund raisers give a crap if the Mexicans took CA back?  If they did, the Mexicans would have to bail them out, which is probably why they won’t…for now.

Hmm, I don’t know how we went from 29 Palms, CA to Ukraine and back to a CA high school based on one word, “irredentist”, but there you have it.

They cannot be wrong, ever, about anything

Have you ever noticed the impenetrable wall of ignorance and hubris that surrounds most leftist?  I think that’s what most irritating about the left.  They never, ever wise up.  They go all in for global warming.  When there is no warming for 15 years, they talk of climate change.  When that theory is proven to be nothing more than a useless catch-all phrase for the current weather, the left insists that the debate is over.  George Will once said, “When someone claims ‘the debate is over,’ you can be sure of two things.  One, the debate is raging, and two, he is losing that debate in spectacular fashion.”

In the post under, Lex notes how Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin both warned King SFB of Vlad Putin and Russian expansionist desires.  King SFB and lapdog media acolytes scoffed and ridiculed such an idea.  SFB and Shrilldabeast issued a poorly translated “rest” button to the Russians as an indication that they intended to play nice matter no matter how many times Vlad pisses in their coffee cups.

Now that Romney and Palin’s assessments have been proven to be correct, King SFB and lord Horseface act as if no one ever told them that Vlad and Russia were concerned with their own national interests and not at all with the opinions of Foggy Bottom, 1600 PA Ave, or the most feckless body of criminals and do-nothings in the history of mankind (AKA the UN).

Besides what are you going to do with someone playing by 19^th century rules in the 21^st century?  Nothing, that’s what.  According to the sheltered King SFB, nothing could have been done to prevent any of it.  Nothing can be done now that the events have unfolded the way that they did.  Except of course claiming the Russian leader is caught in some kind of unexplainable time warp.

That explains everything to left leaning morons.  Vlad is acting as if he’s in some parallel universe.  It’s all his fault.  If Vlad doesn’t begin to comport himself to King SFB’s idea of how 21^st century Russia ought to act, there will be a disturbance in the force.  SFB will have to send Marty McFly and Doc back to the future to get Vlad thinking like a true renaissance man of the 21^st century.  Maybe they change the future by getting Vlad to forego involvement with the KGB and instead enroll him in ballet or playing the violin.  The movie ends with an enlightened Vlad playing backup for his favorite band Pussy Riot.  The world crisis is avoided.

That’s the ignorance and hubris noted above.  Like climate change, whenever world events refuse to comport to King SFB’s idea of how things should be, it’s never King SFB who got it wrong.  It’s never King SFB who needs to reassess his position.  One thing is certain, the events unfolding in Ukraine will not be enough to overcome King SFB or ol’ Box-O-Rocks Hagel’s ignorance and hubris and reconsider their gutting of the American military.   In their small minds, that debate too is over.  Putin laughs.

21st century whiz kids have no answer to a 19th century bully

King SFB                       Vlad Putin

 

During the 2012 campaign, Mitt Romney suggested that Russia wasn’t a good strategic partner for America.  King SFB mocked Romney with a well placed, “The 1980s called.   They want their foreign policy back.”  Now after Russian Special Forces stormed into Ukraine, our SFB punk king issued some kind of warning about “costs” for Russia entering Ukraine.  Then King SFB headed across town and in as unserious a moment as there can be for a king facing an international crisis with one of the  world’s bullies, SFB shed his coat and tie, declared it 5 o’clock happy hour and kicked back with a cold one.

 

On the other side of the globe, fresh from his victory lap in Sochi and having depantsed King SFB in front of the world and then rubbed SFB’s nose in the messes he made of Syria and Iran, a very serious Vlad Putin has assessed little Barry’s bark and determined that his bark as well as his bite are a perfect match to SFB scrawny punk stature.

 

Our problems with Russia did not start with Vlad Putin defecating in our dear leader’s mouth over the Ukraine.  Our problems started when, in an effort to embarrass GWB, the “world’s smartest woman” Shrilldabeast Clinton issued a “rest button” to her Russian counterpart.  In true testament to her brilliance the Shrilldabeast’s “rest button” more accurately translated into, “Woman’s hosiery on sale, 2 for 1, on Thrusday” or some other total non-sequitur – actually in a bit of total and complete irony the Beast’s translation of "reset" meant “overcharged” in Russian.  As in - whoever they hire to do the translation, overcharged them.

 

All this came from the supposed “world’s smartest woman” who once parlayed $10,000 into $100,000 in few weeks of cattle futures trading.  This is the woman who ducked responsibility for the deaths of four Americans in Benghazi with a flip and callous, “what difference does it make?’   This is the brilliant woman who enabled a rapist.

 

Meanwhile, the woman who the lapdogs portrayed as a dumbass, Sarah Palin, had the prediction right on the money - albeit it 6 years late.  Palin predicted with 100% accuracy that electing King SFB will be a green light for the Russians to go into Ukraine.  Still waiting for the “oops” from the lapdogs on that one.

 

So King SFB trades one dumbazz for another.  He sheeshcans the Shrilldabeast in favor of Cambodian war hero John François Kerry, affectionately know here as Lord Horseface.  So Lord Horseface shows up on a Sunday talker and actually complains that the Russians are playing by 19^th century rules in the 21^st century.  YGBSM!  That’ll teach Putin as he expands the Russian empire.  Call him names - a 19th centuryer.  Oooh, damn that hurts.  Call him flat Earth denier next and watch him squirm.  The name calling isn’t all that bad.  Who, while pining for simpler times, has never complained, “I was born 100 years too late”?  According to Lord Horseface, Putin is living the dream man.  Here’s the quote:

 

You just don’t in the 21st century behave in 19th century fashion by invading another country on completely trumped up pre-text, It is serious in terms of sort of the modern manner with which nations are going to resolve problems. There are all kinds of other options still available to Russia. There still are. President Obama wants to emphasize to the Russians that there are a right set of choices that can still be made to address any concerns they have about Crimea, about their citizens, but you don’t choose to invade a country in order to do that.

 

Uh, OK.  So what?  What are you and King SFB going to do about it?  A good old fashion azz whipping is probably off the table.  So, sanctions?  No.  Recall our ambassador then.  No.  Put missiles in Poland then.  Oh, hell no.  Mobilize Europeans in a pledge to stand with Ukraine?  No.  Provide “humanitarian aide” to rebels in Crimea?  No.  It would seem King SFB and Lord Horseface do not have a 21^st century answer to 19^th century problem, save whining like a cut dog about it on a Sunday talk show.  And if your answer to an international military problem is whining to David Gregory on Meet The Press, why not gut your own military?  This must be the "flexibility" King SFB told Russian President Dmitri Medvedev he'd have after the election.  The flexibility to do nothing.

 

Something tells me John Bolton, instead of whining, would be talking less, not whining at all and putting some kind of pressure on Russia right now.

2016 tip sheet

Is it too early to handicap the 2016 presidential race?  Yes.  It is.  But it’s what’s on mind this morning so here we go.

Chris Christie for now is done.  He’d have been better off getting four people in Trenton killed due to negligence on his part, initially blaming the loss of life on a Katy Perry video and then shrugging the whole thing off with a “hey, come on.  It’s me the - Chris man. Yoos guys knows yoos love me.  Fuggetaboutit, besides, what difference does it make.”  The good news for Christie is that his scandal came early. By 2016 most Americans will know as much about NJ bridgegate as they do about Billy Dale.

Ted Cruz would make a great president.  It’s unlikely that he’ll get the nod.  Cruz’s millstone is the same as Chris Christie’s – it’s too early.  But while Christie has time for people to forget, Cruz has time for the Dope lapdog media to hold him responsible for everything from the government shutdown to the huge pothole over on Coldwater rd. in Ft. Wayne, IN.  Cruz also has the disadvantage – advantage in my opinion – of taking flak from both sides.  Not only do the Dopes dislike Cruz, Rats like Pete King and McCain don’t care for him either.  That makes Cruz “The Man” in my book, but it’s a lot to overcome, and given my track record in handicapping these things the last thing Cruz wants is an endorsement from Lex.   Oh, and has anyone noticed that while Cruz was being lambasted from both sides for filibustering for a delay in Roberstscare, King SFB issued the delay unilaterally without so much as a word from the Dopes, lapdogs or Rats who were lambasting Cruz for demanding the exact same thing?

Marco Rubio drove a steak through his own heart by teaming up with the gang of 8 on immigration.  Note to Rubio:  Do not associate yourself with anything referred to as “the gang of (fill in the blank),” particularly if that “gang” includes McCain and/or Grahmnesty.  But Marco got back on track with his epic take-down of fake war hero Tom Harkin.  Yeah, it seems while Cambodian war hero John François Kerry was in make-believe battles with the Kamere Rouge in Cambodia, Tom Harkin was providing fighter support over Vietnam – only thing is both are liars.  Sadly, that is a resume enhancer in the Dope party.

Rand Paul is the guy that I most identify with right now.  If he can avoid his dad’s neo-isolationism, he might have a chance.  He has such a matter of fact way of making his case even while he pokes a very sharp stick deep into the eye of Billbo Billy Boy Clinton.   It will take that kind of no holds barred easy going “kill all of the prisoners” kind of style to deal with the type of lying hypocrites who populate the Dope party and their lapdog acolytes.

Jeb Bush is not for me even though I voted for him for Gov of FL three times.  Jeb is an establishment weakling.  No thanks.

Mitt Romney, in my honest opinion, still has the best skill set to successfully guide the country back onto some sort of sustainable upward trajectory.  I know it's crazy.  But just think of how much better off we'd be right now had he carried 2012.  He’s not running, but if he were and my vote was cast solely for the guy I thought best suited for the job of helping America, Mitt would get it.

Right now I’m a Rand Paul guy.  With Lex’s rousing endorsement, Paul implodes in 3,2,…

Rev? Hymietown and the religon of constant anger: liberalism

In the Rev? Jesse Jackson’s small mind yesterday was Easter
“Trayvon Martin has resurrection beyond the grave. Today marks the two- year anniversary of his death.”
Rev? Jesse Jackson

So weird on so many levels.  I think Jesus was the only one to get out alive.  As tragic as Martin’s death was, he was a foul mouthed, violent, thieving, lying, punk – pretty much the antithesis of the Christ.   And that Mr. & Mrs. America is why Lex always puts the question mark after the Rev. in Rev? Jesse Jackson.

ASIDE:  Who are the real racists?  I live in a pretty much lily white community.  I’m absolutely certain that if a black man walked our community, he’d be perfectly safe.  I’m sure people would look and wonder what the heck, but they wouldn’t go out and shout obscenities at him or beat him.  I wonder how safe I’d be walking the streets in SW Ft. Wayne as a white guy.  It’s probably not a good idea to test this theory.  I know it’s true though because the right Rev? Jesse hymietown Jackson himself once commented that when being followed, he was relieved to look back and see a bunch of white kids.

What’s wrong with this picture?

 

This a pic from a UCLA student council debate on a demand that the university divest from companies “profiting from Israeli occupation.”  A woman wearing a Palestinian  keffiyeh is sort of like  a chicken holding up sign that reads “I (heart) Colonel Sanders.”  I’m sure some parent is overjoyed at the notion of going broke to “educate” their daughter at UCLA only to see her supporting misogynistic Islamo-Terror-Fascists.   And for the jerk dude in the keffiyeh, I’d hand him this picture of Palestinians after 9-11:

 

 

While we’re on the subject

Like those practicing the religion of total and perpetual pissed offedness (AKA Islam), those on the left seem to be the angriest most intolerant bunch since the Nazis got their azz whipped in WWII.  Every time a cross shows up in the public square the left mobilizes their legion of angry Christophobes and demand it be removed.  The Christophobes threaten small towns with expensive law suites and bully their way to their desired result.  No one ever asks the person who claims to be “offended” by a cross if they truly are and why.  Do you have any 6 panel doors in your house?  They make a perfect cross in the upper 2/3rds you know.  Should all 6 panel doors be removed from society?

 

When I see a Star of David or green crescent, even though I do not personally hold to that way of thinking, I pass by totally un-offended.   What is it in my make up as a conservative (AKA confirmed hater, homophobe, racist, sexist, bigoted creep) that I can walk by things totally un-offended but a oh so tolerant, salt of the Earth, enlightened, generous, thinking, feeling,  all-knowing lib is offended at about just about everything that does not comport to his way of thinking?

 

Why is it a federal case for homosexuals because a photographer didn’t want to film their homosexual “wedding?”  Why do the homosexuals care?  Why not walk up the street to Harlan and Larry’s LGBT House of Photography and ask them to take the pictures?

 

I was in Tokyo on the Ginza strip one night walking about.  I noticed signs on a couple of doors in perfect English, “No Americans.”  It wasn’t racist.  It didn’t say “No whites” or as they called us “big noses” -  no, still not offended.  It said “No Americans.”  I was not offended. I suspected that there were still some hard feelings from that little imbroglio our two countries were involved in back in ‘41.  Besides, own my dad always referred to the Japanese as Japs or G-D Japs.  So no, I wasn’t offended.  I had a pocket full of yen and was happy to spend it somewhere else.

 

I truly believe if all these cases were restricted to people who were truly “uncomfortable” with a cross or a merchant’s religious beliefs about 99.9999999999% of these first amendment religious “discrimination” cases would disappear.  The overwhelming number of cases I believe to be more politically motivated than having anything to do with the petitioner being offended.

 

If people looking to be offended would just stop looking there would be no need for any type of state bill that AZ Gov. Jan Brewer vetoed yesterday.  If I were to walk into my favorite hang out today and find a poster mocking the Pope, I’d take it up with the manager.  If he didn’t take it down, I’d probably find a new hang out.  I wouldn’t sue him.  I wouldn’t expect or want the full weight of the federal government to come down on his head for putting up a poster I didn’t like.  The left would do just that and delight in it.

 

I, of course, retain the right to be outraged when my government participates in discriminatory practices and uses my tax dollars to single me out for extra IRS scrutiny.

Enforce the laws? We don't need to enforce no stinkin' laws!

In a truly stunningly stupid remark – even for him - the nation’s top cop, Eric the wad Holder, advised states’ attorneys’ general that they could take a page from the wad’s playbook and ignore laws they didn’t agree with.  In another sop to homosexuals, the wad encouraged his state counterparts to ignore their oath and state laws restricting homosexual marriage.

This kind of crap always originates on the left.  Can’t pass a gun law?  Well just legislate one from the bench of some leftist judge.  People reject homosexual marriage in a statewide referendum by 16 points?  No problem.  One leftist statist judge cancels millions of votes from us little people.  The people or the people’s representatives vote to restrict illegal aliens from receiving welfare and a judge steps in and says the welfare payments must continue.  The people object to paying for sex change operations for convicted and incarcerated felons and a judge tells them, “Your sensibilities be damned.  The operations must go forward.”  The state wants to snatch your land from you so the mayor’s son can build a Whole Foods store that will increase the tax base, too bad for you.  You get pennies on the dollar in compensation and the mayor’s son gets your property.  It is ALWAYS the left using judicial fiat and lawlessness to get their way.

So if you can get part of your way by making laws up from a judge’s bench, then why can't you double down and get the rest by ignoring the laws you happen to disagree with?  Brilliant.  Other than the fact that he’s sworn an oath to so, and to prevent anarchy, why should an attorney general have to respect the legislative branch or a state or national constitution?  Representative democracy is sooooo last century.  It’s a brave new world.  Masterminds in an all powerful executive branch now know what’s best for the people.

But the masterminds keep the legislative branch to give the people the illusion of having a voice.  The ruling class BS artists in the legislative branch appear to argue and resist each other but in spite of their “opposition,” the country moves in only one direction.  As long as they can vote themselves perks and exempt themselves from the laws they force on the rest of us, legislators for the most part are happy to let the wad and King SFB ruin the nation at their own pace.



You don’t look at the pols that populate Caligula D.C. as a ruling class?  Consider MI Rep. John Dingell.  To say John Dingell is a “long-time Caligula D.C. insider” is like saying Ft. Wayne got a bit of snow this winter – a gross understatement.  Dingell inherited the congressional seat after his daddy died.  Daddy held the seat for 20 years.  Dingell has been in congress for 58 years.

He recently announced his retirement.  Oh, good!  After nearly 80 years there’s a chance for new name in the MI congressional delegation.  Uh no.  Probably not.  Royal lines in England don't last as long as Caligula D.C. ruling class royalty.  You see Dingell, based on his roughish good looks, trim and athletic frame, unruly mane of thick black hair and a quick wit that can deliver knock-knock jokes in rapid succession - one every 3 minutes - managed to score himself a trophy wife 30 years his junior.  It is predicted that Debbie Dingell will succeed her sugar daddy in congress.  Good for her.  MI deserves her.  No word yet from the Royal Dingells who will be next in the line of royal succession after Debbie assumes her birth right.

John and Debbie on their first date:
John:  Knock, knock.
Debbie:  Who’s there?
John:  Who?
Debbie:  You said knock, knock.
John:  Who’s there?
Debbie:  No.  You said knock, knock.
John;  Who’s there?
Debbie:  No.  I thought you were starting a joke.
John:  Oh!  Knock, knock.
Debbie:  Who’s there?
John:  I don’t know.  Why don’t you shake your sweet butt over to the door and check it out?
Debbie:  Oh, that’s a good one John.  I just love all of your jokes.
John:  No seriously.  Go see who is knocking at the door.

Who should be allowed to vote for the Shrilldabeast?

In the post under Lex noted how he would require potential voters to demonstrate the ability to handle a weapon and a working knowledge of the constitution.  In that Tocqueville noted that a democracy could not survive past the point where a majority of the citizens discover that they can vote themselves largess from the public treasury, I’d add a requirement that people on the government dole for more than 2 years would forfeit their right to vote.

By “dole” I’m not talking about Social Security recipients or pensioners who are essentially getting their own money back.  Nor are Medicaid and Medicare recipients included.  I can sum up who I am talking about in two words – Obamaphone lady.  Now you can laugh at the stupidity of the poor creature in the video, but her vote cancels your vote in a national election.  I venture to guess that there’s another entire phylum of Americans who are one rung lower on the government gravy train.  They would sell their votes for a pack of smokes.

We’re now at about the 47% mark of people voting themselves largess from the public treasury.  King Douche and his court of sleazy weasels are working overtime to get the other 3.1%.  That is what Robertscare and carbon credits are all about.  Once the government can tell you what to eat if you want healthcare and where to live if you want heat, you are pretty screwed.  Wait.  We’re pretty screwed right now.  When Robertscare and carbon crediting take hold we will be totally screwed.

Yeah, I said “when” not “if.”  We count on political vaginas like John Boehner and John McCain to take the fight to the Dopes.  Have you noticed how eternally disappointed we are in that arrangement?  McCain has already given into the inevitability of the Shrilldabeast as our next sovereign.  The other day he noted that if the election were held today the Shrilldabeast would be queen.

Sure if we run a John McCain that’s a likely scenario.  I’m sorry, but I do not think the Shrilldabeast is all that inevitable – even on the Dope side – against anyone willing to take the fight to her.  She has more baggage – personal and political - than the Mormon Tabernacle Choir on a 6 month tour.  Here’s her greatest hits:

Enabler of her serial groper, rapist, philandering husband – if she can’t keep her lying cheating husband Billy Boy Billbo in line, what chance does she have with Putin

Hell just pointing out that she sat on the board of WalMart ought to be enough for her to get creamed in the Dope primary

Rose law firm crooked White Water deal

Crooked Cattle Futures deal

Firing of the White House travel office

Shrilldabeast care debacle

Identifying Bashir Assad as a “reformer”

Iran closer to a nuke than ever

Standing mouth agape while Putin stormed Georgia

Selling out the Poles on anti-missile defense 

Giving the Russians a “reset” button that was total BS but in addition the button itself was mistranslated – an ironic twist and true testament to her total incompetence

Worse relations now with Egypt, Israel, Middle East, North Korea, Europe, Africa, South America, Asia than when she took office as SecState

Well except for Benghazi – and really, what difference does Benghazi make? – that’s about it.

So sure she’s inevitable, but only if the Republicans declare her pathetic record off-limits.  If Republicans did that, would anyone be surprised?