Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Kofi's next job should be to dog Putin

Kofi Annan is probably a nice guy. Not like sit down and have beer nice, he probably fancies himself way too good for that. But nice like finding ways to make terrorists dictator thugs feel good about themselves while admonishing America for trying to restrain the thugs. He’s probably a smart guy. Not smart like - it’s raining let’s duck into that coffee shop. Smart like getting soaked in a downpour while compiling a list of 25 reasons why US contributions to global warming cause more rain. He’s probably a good leader. Not a leader as in – the UN is a dysfunctional, corrupt, criminal organization populated mainly by dysfunctional, corrupt and criminal states. It must be reformed. But a leader as in - most of the UN states are dysfunctional, corrupt and criminal. Majority rules. I will lead the UN wherever it’s dysfunctional, corrupt and criminal majority wants to go.

Slamming Annan’s lack of leadership in the UN over the last ten years is sort of like slamming Mike Tyson for not being as level-headed as might have been. It’s so easy it appears to be gratuitous. But let’s recap Kofi’s failures

While assistant secretary general Annan:
- failed to protect Muslims in the Bosnian town of Srebrenica after disarming them and promising to do so.
- watched the slaughter of 800,000 Tutsis and moderate Hutus in Rwanda in just 100 days

As Secretary general Annan preside over:
- No meaningful reform in the UN in ten years
- Presided over 20 billion dollars in Oil for Food money being siphoned off, some by his son KoJo
- Presides over the genocide in Darfur
- No action on the rapes by U.N. peacekeepers in the Congo
- No progress checking North Korean Nukes
- No progress checking Iranian nukes
- Lebanon
- Palestine
- Etc. etc. etc.

Yet Kofi takes the opportunity on the occasion of his speech in MO yesterday to blast the US. Well what do you suppose the chances of Kofi returning to Ghana are when he’s done at the UN? Zero, nada, none, zilch. Kofi’s is used to the US paying for his house, his suites, his cars, his food – everything, or as Kofi would say “ebryting”. Kofi is no more likely to return to Ghana and start living like the third world dope that he is than Mike Tyson is to win a Nobel Prize in physics. But he’ll blast the US because he knows we won’t kill him or even cut him off from his gravy-train. I’d really like to see Kofi go dog Putin when leaves the UN.

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