Cheaters

Barack the magic negro
Barack Obama is in trouble for allegedly lifting some of Maryland Governor Deval Patrick’s lines. The Shrillda Beast is accusing Obama of plagiarism. Politicians stealing? Alert the media! Call the cops! This is outrageous!

When I read the lines Obama is accused of lifting from Patrick, it looks to me as if Patrick stole a whole slue of lines; “We hold these truths to be self evident”, “Ask not what you your country can do for you”, “I have a dream” etc. etc. In the original and the Obama “lift”, I didn’t hear anyone giving Jefferson, Kennedy and King credit. But if I steal someone else’s lines and then add “just words” to it, I guess it’s OK. Unless someone else stole the words first and then they add “just words”. If you do that, then you’re double plagiarizer. The guy who used the words first and then added “just words” is just a plagiarizer. So essentially, Obama only lifted the "just words" meme, which of course are just a couple of words from Patrick. The other words, the more important words,came from other more important people and were more than the "just words" words.

OK, enough of the John Madden analysis.

This is bunch of hooey. The Shrillda Beast must be desperate to try this kind of transparent idiocy. I think I’ll try to copy write the word “the”. “The” is the most used word in the English language. If I can git r done, nearly everything anyone says or writes from that point forward will have to be attributed to me.

NOTE to Shrillda: “Barack the magic negro” and “git r done” may be lifted phrases.


Clemens
Gee if I’m ever accused of cheating, I hope the accuser is unsympathetic a figure as is Brian McNamee. Then I hope the dopes in congress think that it’s their business to get to bottom of the matter. I’m home free the second some gasbag Pol decides to roll in on me. Short of being caught on tape hacking Mother Theresa to death, John Q. Public is likely to side with an alleged seedy character over the known seedy characters that populate congress.

NOTE to Shrillda: “John Q. Public” may be a lifted phrase.

I just don’t get how Bud Selig gets off in this whole deal. This idiot stood by and watched the most cherished book in all of sports, the baseball record book, get trashed by drugies. Now he’s treated like some kind of hero for exposing the cheating he actually encouraged by his turning a blind to it for so many years. If the steroid problem hadn’t trickled down into college and now high school sports, Selig and the congressional grandees still wouldn’t give a crap what stuff professionals were injecting themselves with as long as it was putting cheeks in the seats.

NOTE to Shrillda: “cheeks in the seats” may be a lifted phrase.


Bill Belichick
We all know what the oldest profession is. Some know that spying is the second oldest profession. In fact, it was probably a prostitute who was the first spy. Bill Belichick is in trouble for filming what was going on openly on the opponent’s sideline in front of 80,000 people. The incident was dubbed “spygate”. In my book, anything that is observed occurring in front of 80,000 people ain’t spying. But because there is an NFL rule against it, it is cheating.

Now there are a couple of former LA Rams players giving the term sore losers new meaning. The dopes are suing the New England Patriots because the Pats allegedly filmed a Rams walk through practice just prior to the Super Bowl. The idiots ought to be suing the Rams for not safeguarding valuable team information.

The great military thinker Sun Tzu noted: O divine art of subtlety and secrecy! Through you we learn to be invisible, through you inaudible and hence we can hold the enemy's fate in our hands.

Note to the NFL:

If teams are going to flash signals in front of 80,000 people they ought to bright enough to think that someone in the crowd might catch on to a couple of them.

If you’re going to divulge your entire game plane while holding a team walk through in a cavernous “empty” building, you better be damned sure the building is empty. If not hold the walk through in facility you can ensure is empty.

Don’t blame someone else for your own stupidity.


NOTE to Shrillda: “the oldest profession”, “spygate”, “sore losers” may be lifted phrases.