A few funny things happened on the way to the Dem nomination:
Queen Shrillda Beast’s inevitable coronation procession of stately coaches, foots men, fusiliers, Beefeaters and the royal band playing “Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow” has been run off the road and into a ditch by a bunch of loud, drag racing, pimped out Toyotas with risers, ground effect lighting and rappers using words that rhyme with “mo” to describe Shrillda (or at least Bill’s girlfriends), driven by Barack Obama and his supporters hoping for change.
Yet it’s the dazed and bedraggled Shrillda Beast crawling out from under her horribly wrecked gilded carriage and standing amid the carnage that was once her unstoppable campaign, shouting at the speeding Obama, “Come back! I might let you be my Vice President!”
Bill Clinton, once described by an idiot named Toni Morrison as “the first black president”, found out he wasn’t black enough - even when another idiot - – Andrew Young - – advised blacks that cracker Bill had been with more black women than half-black Obama. Think about that one. Only in the Dem party could a candidate’s spouse’s interracial infidelity be looked upon as a plus.
FL and MI once shunned by Dems - like the long haired, scar faced, no shirt, black booted, chain dangling, leather vest wearing, tattooed biker dude date of a southern bell at the debutante’s ball - are suddenly respectable places to politic again.
The delegate count that was supposed to be all Shrillda’s and was supposed to have ended the campaign in her favor in Feb is now hopelessly stacked against the Beast. And again she is bluffing, with a two, a five and an eight of different suites showing and holding an empty hand she offers Obama a shot at the Vice Presidency, even though everyone at the table knows he has at least three aces. Brilliant!
The delegate count out of reach, the Beast’s last gasp is the popular vote. So she’s in it until the convention trying to cajole, threaten, scare up, buy and/or brow beat voters into voting for her. If successful, she can blow the convention up and get her way.
The Dem nomination process proves to be utterly useless for the Beast to get her way and has the Dems in turmoil. Who gets the blame? Howard Dean who is supposed to be running the Dem party? The candidates themselves who thought, at the time anyway, it was a good idea to disenfranchise two states worth of voters? Noooooooooo. Hell no. Why it’s all the FL Rep party’s fault of course. Who else?
If Dems can’t even run their own nominating process, why would anyone think they were ready to run the country?
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The DNC curled it's lip and sank it's teeth into Fla and Mich to teach them a lesson. Little did everyone know that their states could have been so important had they left their dates alone. Depending on the new rule changes one of the candidates will be favored. Then the super delegates can vote the way they wanted and point to what? Fla, Mich, the popular vote, the elected delegates? In the meantime John McCain should not get caught up in it. Like twin brothers fighting in the trailer park over who took the last Budweiser you have to let them fight it out. If you jump in both will turn on you. I am going to grab a lawn chair and a cooler and watch the fun. You gotta love the kooks in the DNC.
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