Monday, March 03, 2008

Obama's VP?

Well no dirty trick bomb landed on Barack – none shall speak his middle name – Obama’s head last week. I guess that means the Shrillda Beast would be happy to be Obama’s VP. I can’t imagine any serious candidate bringing someone with the Beast’s negatives into their otherwise positive campaign.

And that’s not even the worst of it. If you take the Beast, you have to take Bill. It is, after all, a twofer. That’s all any campaign needs is the slack jawed Bill out shooting from the hip and wagging that finger while undermining everything, and who knows what trouble he’s going to find himself in some lonely night in East Juhunga, MO.

For all of their talk about a ticket that looks like America, look for Obama to forego any risky strategy about bringing a woman, any woman, or Hispanic aboard as VP. Obama and the Dems for all of their talk, don’t trust white cracker racists that much – yet. Obama will bring on a white guy who will give him some standing with the military and white men. Gov Strickland lacks a military resume, but he is white and gives Obama the added advantages of executive experience and bringing some clout in a purple state.

How about Sen James Webb? He has a stellar military career and acted as Ronald Reagan’s Secretary of the Navy. He’s from the purple state of VA so that’s plus as well.

Oops, sorry Shrillda. It’s not over until the fat lady sings. But given her YouTube rendition of The Star Spangled Banner, I’m so sure the Shrillda Beast will ever break out in song in public again.

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