If you're going to hit your girl friend or cut off someone's head, make sure there's no video of the deed

This is mind boggling.  When you saw the first video of Ray Rice dragging his unconscious fiancé from a hotel elevator how did you assume she became unconscious?   Oh, she slipped, fell and hit her head.  OK.  After Ray Rice admitted he cold cocked his fiancé, how did you assume she became unconscious?  He hit her.  OK.

So everyone in the free and oppressed world knows Ray Rice knocked his fiancé out in an elevator in a NJ casino.  Right?  Ray Rice gets a two game suspension and marries the girl he knocked out.  There’s a big hubbub about the punishment for hitting his then girl friend.

Now a new video of Rice hitting his fiancé shows up and everyone is shocked that Ray Rice hit the girl.  Why?  We already know he hit the girl.  He admitted to it.  Why does the video showing Rice doing what we all knew he did shock anyone? 

I dunno either, but the Left Lib sports media is in a tizzy to see who can feign the most outrage over an event everyone already knew occurred and was already extensively covered.  What facts in this case does the video change?  None.  He hit her.  We knew he hit her.  He admitted he hit her.  The video shows him hitting her.  So…  Next these dopes will discover just how brutal the murders of Ron Goldman and Nichol Brown really were and the race will be on to see how much scorn one of these idiots can lay on OJ.

Now when Billbo Billy Boy Clinton was racking up a long line of sexual assaults and harassment charges the Lefty Libs assured us that as long as he could do his job, it didn’t matter.  And besides if the Shrilldabeast is OK with it, who are we to complain?  As far as I know Ray Rice can still rush the football and he married the gal he assaulted.  On that account, he’s probably a better example of manhood than Billbo.

The Lefty Libs are also outraged saying the NFL had the video week ago.  So what?  That doesn’t change anything.  The NFL suspended Rice for two games for hitting the girl.  What does the video change in that equation?

I dunno either.  Had ISIS just announced that they had beheaded two Americans The Empty Suit could have spent last night reading – no make that looking at the pictures in – golf magazines.  But because ISIS put footage of the barbaric deed on YouTube, TES had to feign outrage and take 10 seconds out from a round of golf to comment on the first death and had to address the nation after the second.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy we’ll be in the business of killing these Islamo-Terror-Fascist bastards again.  No wait.  I did learn something from reading about TES’s speech last night.  TES says the “Islamic State” isn’t Islamic.  Hmmm, I wonder if they know that?

Some other mind benders from last night’s cover his azz exercise:

Using Somalia and Yemen as “go bys” for the ISIS campaign is like The OSU using its defensive game plan against VA Tech as a go by for the rest of the season. Except for not be able to stop the run or pass, the plan was perfect.  That’s the Chuck Box-O-Rocks Hagle description of the recue plan for the journalist – except for them not being there - the plan was executed to perfection.  Hell they could have landed in downtown Ft. Wayne and achieved the exact same result with none of the risk.

Does anyone else find it ironic that TES thinks it’s important enough to go after ISIS to keep them from coming to America, but then of so little importance that he trusts the ground portion of the operation to Iraqis who have demonstrated that they are no match for ISIS?

Is anyone else gob smacked that we are now going to arm the exact same Syrian people that TES told a buffoonish and nodding Tommy Friedman that was no match for ISIS just a couple of month ago?   

What exigent circumstance is there in a three year campaign that prevents TES from getting congressional authority for his plan?  TES says he hopes that congress will give him authority but he doesn’t really need it.  Well at least not until after the mid-terms when it won’t affect Dope turn out for war mongering Dope candidates.  After all TES has a phone and a pen.  What else does the chief executive of a constitutional republic need?  Can't think of anything either.

Will Harry the roach Reid and other Dopes lampoon TES’s coalition like they did GWBs?  Will the Roach declare the war that TES lost – lost?

TES says we’ll go after ISIS wherever we find them.  Are we looking in Detroit and MN?