Tacky shirts and Ferguson

Bowling

My “Church group” is having its annual bowling “championship” on Thursday night.  Look for the results on Sports Center Friday morning.  In conjunction with that momentous event, the participants all wear some tacky or obnoxious shirt, because nothing says bowling like tacky.  I could outfit an entire platoon in tacky if I had to.  That’s no problem. 

But while our space agency - NASA – when they weren’t making $h!t up about climate change, was conducting outreach to Muslims, because nothing says interplanetary space exploration like a religion trapped in the 7^th century, the Europeans landed a module on a comet.  You’d think that that would be cool stuff, and it was.  But the entire project, years and years of painstaking work and success was overshadowed by Dr. Matt Taylor’s tacky shirt.

No seriously, it was.  Dr. Taylor seen above was laid to waste by feminist for his shirt.  YGBSM!  No I’m not.  Taylor apologized for the shirt and broke down in tears while doing so.  Well seeing an opportunity, I added my own comment in the comments section of several of the stories on Dr. Taylor on AlGore’s wonderful Interweb machine, “Dr. Taylor, since you won’t be needing the shirt any longer, can I have it for my bowling night?”   

I haven’t gotten a reply yet.  That’s probably for the best since it would violate Father Andrew’s “modest is hottest” rule.  The shirt is available online and I’ll bet sales are brisk after the controversy.  Good.  Nothing says GFY like brisk sales of items that POs left libs - Chick-Fil-A, guns, pick ups, 90” flat screen TVs, hunting licenses, chainsaws, beef, heated swimming pools, Hobby Lobby and Dr. Taylor’s shirt.

What can we learn from this?  Landing a module on a comet is not nearly as important as what you wear to the event.  Feminist are a humorless bunch.  Apologizing for any perceived transgression to feminists, racists, the Gaystopo, Islamists or an entire litany of other protected classes is a waste of time.  Better to issue a three word statement “Get over it” and move on.  The apology never puts the event to rest with these perpetually offended Bozos so why prostrate yourself for their pleasure?

ASIDE:  Church group is in parentheses because Lex jr. always uses air quotes when referring to the group.  As in "Are you going out with your 'Church group' tonight?"  He started that after he noticed the scores of beer bottles that were found after meetings in the barn.  20 minutes of Gospel reflection followed by an hour and half of beer drinking, washer pitching and eating makes for a pretty good "Church group" meeting.   

Ferguson

The MO Guv has declared a “state of emergency” in Ferguson ahead of the release of the grand jury case on Michael Brown.  It would seem the race baiters, including The Empty Suit and his worthless lying d-wad of an Attorney General, don’t care what the facts show in this case as long as Officer Wilson is charged, convicted, jailed and hung. 

If only we had elected a black president - or even a half black president – we could have entered a new post-racial period.  Instead we elected the racist Empty Suit and race relation are worse than they were in the 60s.  It’s time America put a black man in the Oval Office.  Huh?  What?  He is black, well half black.  You don’t say.  So why are we having all this trouble?