Looks don't matter and neither do the Eagles

From the YGBSM file

Miss America is cancelling the swim suit and evening gown competition.  Those events will be replaced with conversations with the judges.

So it be like The View with attractive people. By 2020, Miss America will be crowning a 245 pound SJW with a hairy sweaty back.  (Scroll down to Paul Joseph Watson’s hilarious take on the Puff.)  If it possible, I'll be even less likely to watch now. 

In other news, in an effort to level the playing field for all contestants, the Mr. Universe competition is banning weight lifting and will no longer judge contestants based on muscle size and tone.  NASCAR will require the fastest cars to pull a trailer and the NBA will require the top scorers to wear ankle weights.

Brave new America:  2020 Mr. Universe and Miss America crowned

PDJT curb stomps Philly
As near as I can tell, the Philly Igginalls tried to pimp PDJT but he beat them to the punch.  When their bush league plot to embarrass PDJT blew up in their faces, the Eagles cried foul. It’s like a bank robber bitching about the bank after getting caught in the vault room after bank hours.  “This racist bank has it in for me!!!  Bastards!!!”

Philly went from 80 attendees for the ceremony on Friday to less than 10 on Mon.  How does that happen?  70 guys wake up on Monday surprised and say, “Wait, that’s this Tuesday? Holy sh*t!  Tuesdays are the day I eat dinner and shower.  No way I can get to the White House on a Tuesday.  Can we reschedule?  Maybe on day PDJT is out of town?”

So now all the Philly Dopes are heaping scorn on PDJT.  “How dare him!!  Why the nerve, how could he possibly sniff out our BS plan to embarrass him and turn it back on us!?  Total BS.  Doesn’t he know the rules?  Republicans are not allowed to hit back!  This all very unfair to us.  We had all of this beautifully laid out to make PDJT look like a dope and now he has ruined everything and we look like dicks.”

Since about 9:30 on Nov 8, 2016 PDJT has lived rent free inside these peoples’ heads.  PDJT has beaten these fools like a methed up biker dude playing Whack-a-Mole.  They must not be tired of it, because, like Wily E. Coyote, they keep coming back for more.  And, like Wily E. Coyote we know how the story ends.  We just don’t know the “how.”  Will be the Acme anvil falling on their heads?  Will it be the painted tunnel on sheer rock that PDJT somehow speeds through that immediately turns back to rock when the #NEVERTRUMPERS smack headlong into it?  We have to wait to see.   

At some point it is going to dawn on the NFL that the dissing of the anthem is not a battle that they can win.  It’s too easy to understand.  “The protest is not about the flag!!”  Well then why are you doing it during the anthem?  “Wut? Well, umm, because uh, you know, it’s a, ummm, uh, free speech?  Yeah, that’s it.  Free speech.  We have free speech.”  Idiots. They are clueless boobs that can’t even explain why they do what they do.

The left’s new ploy when getting their collective azzwhippin’ from PDJT is a non-sequitur, “Oh, yeah.  Well where’s Melania?”  Total d-bags.