Friday, September 02, 2005

Life's a piece of cake for Libs

It must be great to be a Lib. No serious thought is required. If something goes bad, blame President Bush. If something goes right, give credit to FDR or President Clinton.

Cat 4 hurricane hits New Orleans – Dems claim, “It’s all Bush’s fault for not signing the Kyoto protocol.” Uh, excuse me how many Dem senators voted to ratify Kyoto? The Dem response is the same as the English Moose hunter’s when he is asked, “There’re no Moose in England. How many have you gotten?” “Oh, nearly one.” That would be none.

Then there is the whole science thing about global warming. When I was a kid the big threat was that the earth was cooling too fast. Now it’s warming too fast. So in a span of about 35 years, we’ve gone from freezing to death to melting the polar ice caps. Forgive me if not just little bit skeptical. My contention is that the earth temperature goes in cycles. Like any given summer or winter. Some are hotter or colder than others. But that fact does not mean that earth is coming to an end. Everything about the environmental whacko movement, it seems to me, is about stifling capitalism.

Then there’s this little tidbit. Even if you accept the science and enacted Kyoto entirely on the day GWB was first inaugurated, scientist expect a total cooling effect of about three degrees over a 100 years. Now, these are the same scientists that cannot tell you accurately whether or not your wedding will be rained on tomorrow but can state with certitude that Kyoto will cause the earth to cool three degrees over the next 100 years. Idiocy. So for fun let’s accept the science. Three degrees over 100 years, that means we might have changed the temperature of the earth .012 degrees over the last four years. I’m sure that would have been just enough to turn Cat 4 Katrina into just another Atlantic squall.

The levies in New Orleans break – That’s all GWB’s fault for cutting funding to New Orleans to pay for his war in Iraq. Well spending for flood control actually increased by $300 million. Only DemLand is a $300 million increase a 44% reduction. Who runs New Orleans? The Democrats. Who runs LA? The Democrats. Who do they blame when something goes wrong? President Bush. Odd very odd.

The LA National Guard has 3,000 troops in Iraq that should be helping with Katrina. It’s all GWB’s fault. Well there are a total of 11,000 LA National Guardsmen. The Democrat governor of LA saw fit to mobilize only about one third of them before Katrina hit. It’s all GWB’s fault. He put the Dem governor under some sort of spell causing her to make bad decisions.

There’s wide spread looting in New Orleans. It’s all GWB’s fault. Poverty is the cause of all of this looting and lawlessness and that is all GWB’s fault because of his tax cuts for the rich. As Chris Rock might note, just because you’re poor doesn’t mean you have to act like heathen. Poor people can learn to speak the King’s English. Poor people can pick up the trash around the house provided for them. Poor people do not need to loot a rifle and open fire on rescue workers. Poor people do not need steal stereo equipment under the guise of "survival." Besides where are the Democrat Mayor and governor? Neither is likely to be penning a book on leadership like Rudy after 9/11.

So yeah, it’d be great to be a Lib and know that whatever happened to me I could blame GWB. Can’t find a waterfront apartment? That damn Bush. Five dopes on the Supreme Court decide that the Mayor can take your property and give it to his brother-in-law. That’s Bush’s Supreme Court – even though his first nomination is still pending. Can’t find that 10 am to 2 pm Tues-Thurs job that pays $75 an hour. It’s this lousy Bush economy. Gas goes to $3 a gallon. That’s just Bush helping to line the pockets of his rich oil buddies. Can’t lose that last ten pounds. Curse you George Bush! You’ve so upset me all I can do is eat!!

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