Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Libs responsible for Iraq war

Libs are funny people. Not funny like ha ha, but funny like peculiar. They neuter the CIA then bitch about how ineffective that organization is. They demand an end to the use of DDT then run around giving each other high fives as millions around the world die from malaria. They whine about US military action in regions of the world where we have clear and obvious strategic national interests, then demand military action in regions of world where we don’t. They demand higher taxes on Joe American while they hide their resources in off-shore tax shelters. They demand we bike to work while they jet to and fro for the weekend. Libs are like the proverbial bull in the china shop. They stroll in and casually destroy things. They are totally oblivious to the havoc and damage they cause. Then they stroll out and saunter up the street looking for a new shop of brightly colored collectables to wander into. Meanwhile responsible people are running in circles with brooms and glue sticks trying fix and clean up the mess.

The Griffin offers this insight:

The phyco-green, radical lib, environmental pinheads have created such a reliance on foreign oil (energy) that it created the Iraqi War. The blame for this war falls squarely on the shoulders of eco-terrorists. We have the energy we just can’t get it because of some rare fungi spore that breeds in the shade of red bracken fern on certain river rocks. How and when do we get out of the middle-east trailer park? When we have an energy policy strong enough that we can let all the camel jockeys fight it out while we sit in our air conditioning drinking cold beer not giving a sh@%. This takes me to my new t-shirt slogans.

NUKE POWER OR NUKE IRAN …….NUKE POWER OR NUKE IRAQ …..NUKE POWER OR NUKE SAUDI ARABIA ….NUKE POWER OR NUKE GREENPEACE.
……..NUKE POWER OR NUKE SYRIA , IRAN , IRAQ , AND SAN FRANCISCO

In the future when I am asked how and when to get out of Iraq I will say when gasoline is under a dollar a gallon. Otherwise we can’t let the camel-sh$@-for-brains Middle East mafia have petro dollars to murder Christians. I say every time we drill a new oil well in the US we bring a trooper home. When we open a new coal mine bring a trooper home. When we build a new nuke plant we bring a battalion home, etc. Otherwise their plan is simple. Give me a petrol dollar, kill a Christian.

In the meantime the eco-whacos are keeping us in Iraq counting purple fingers and having to care that some Mullah has a bullhorn in his hand spewing anti-American diatribes. If we had reliable energy sources I would say we sell napalm at every bazaar in that part of the world and let them fight over the declining water holes.

Wars are fought over possession of important and declining resources. We have the resources. We just are not allowed to use them. Stupid but true.

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