Thursday, November 13, 2008

America moves toward 3rd world status

There are some oddball things going on here in the USA that make us look like a third world country.

With 100% of the precincts reporting, Norm Coleman led unfunny man Al Franken by more than 700 votes. Since the 100% report, Colman’s lead has shrunk to 204 votes. So would that make the news headline, “With 101% of the vote counted Colman clings to narrow lead?” Democrats claim that this is all normal.

Most disturbing are several hundred ballots for Franken from one county. No it’s not odd that Franken’s total might change here and there, but the vote numbers reported only affected the Senate race – as if the voters went to the polls, ignored the presidential race and everything else that might be on the ballot and only cast a vote for Franken. Democrats claim that this is all normal.

Then there’s the report of 32 absentee ballots being turned in two days after the election. Where were the ballots? They were in a in a poll worker’s trunk. Democrats claim that this is all normal.

Every adjustment has mysteriously and against all odds of probability moved Franken closer to stealing...uh…er…winning the election. That’s sort of like trying to pitch 100 cards into a hat and having every one of them land short and to left. It just doesn’t happen that way. There are statistical errors in probability. And while errors certainly occur, if they are truly just random errors they would tend to cancel each other out – particularly in a 50-50 election. But Democrats say, “Move along nothing to see here. This is all normal.”

This thing will end when Franken gets a one vote lead. When that happens, the Democrats will shout, “It’s over. The people have spoken. Now let’s all unite and move on.”

I don’t know, maybe we could get Robert Mugabee, Hugo Chaves and Raul Castro to come in and monitor our elections. Of course they would think that all these shenanigans are normal as well.

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