Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Biden ever the dumb@$$

While the nation’s real bitter clingers cling to the notion that the P-BO is a really smart guy, most all Americans can agree on one thing. Slow Joe Shovel ready Biden is an epic dumb@$$.


From his college days of copying his buddies homework to the days of lifting (aka plagiarizing) whole paragraphs from British labor party favorite Neal Kinnock’s stump speech, to a failed vain attempt to transplant hair follicles from his @$$ to his head, the guy is a walking talking punch line if ever there was one.

Sir dumb@$$ laid this one on us last night giving the P-BO credit for SEAL Team Six’s heavy lifting in sending bin Laden to hell:
You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan. Never knowing for certain. We never had more than a 48 percent probability that he was there.

Are you sure it was 48% Joe? Whose paper did you copy that information from? Might it have been better stated as range? Like 30-48%? Could it actually have been 53%? Idiot!

Go back 500 years? How about going all the way back to June 1976 to the Israeli’s lightening raid on Entebbe? Israelis flew 2,500 miles to rescue 103 hostages being held by 7 early day Islamo-Terror-Fascists. The Israelis used a ruse of driving a Mercedes look alike of Ugandan leader Idi Amin to catch the terrorist off guard. All 7 ITF went to hell that day. Three hostages and one soldier were also killed. The lone soldier killed was Benjamin Netanyahu’s brother Yoni.  As a side note, the Israeli air force also destroyed the entire Ugandan air force in one well timed and coordinated strike.

If you would rather go way, way back, try 1943. That is when the German raid during WWII into the Italian Apennine Mts to rescue Mussolini took place. The Germans used gliders to catch the Italians guarding Mussolini off guard. They rescued Duce without a shot. Before the day of reliable helicopter flight, the Germans exfilltrated using sophisticated – for the day – short landing and take off aircraft.

And not to put too damn fine a point on it, we might not be here clinging to our freedoms today were it not for George Washington’s daring raid across the frozen Delaware River in 1776.

I love the SEALS. But Biden’s remarks had nothing whatever to do with them. He’s an idiot whose sense of history begins with whatever he read or copied aka plagiarized out the morning newspaper. His whole point was to make the jug-eared weasel who hired him look good. A tough task given that the P-BO’s first major decision was to put a jackass like Biden one heartbeat away from the presidency.

Ever the slower Joe went on to say:
Do any one of you have a doubt that if that raid failed that this guy would be a one-term president? This guy is willing to do the right thing and risk losing.

Wow! There’s a real profile in courage. Do what’s right saving your own @$$ in the process to win an election. What’s next? People willing to work for money?

Here’s another idea. Drop 8 2,000 lbs bombs on the compound, skip the drama and be done with it.

While Biden’s dope of a boss slanders his predecessors near (Bush) and far (Hayes), both far better men than he, this embarrassment of VP we have concludes that, because it happened on his watch, the raid on bin Laden was the greatest raid since slowest of all Joes and his frat buddies ran a raid on Phi sisters panties but ended up getting hogtied, branded and jockstraps placed over their heads when they slipped into the all black Delta fraternity house by mistake.

There is no end to this man’s douche baggery.

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