Thursday, March 01, 2012

Media trying to destroy the Catholic Church

As you might expect, after taking on the P-BO, the Catholic church has come under media scrutiny:

Idiot


Pictured above is, perhaps, the biggest idiot in America, Sandra Fluke. OK, in a country that includes Maxine Waters, Joe Biden, et al biggest idiot may be a stretch.  But if she’s not the biggest idiot, after being lampooned by both Beck and Rush yesterday, she is now certainly the most well known idiot in America.

By the grace of taxpayer money, Mzzzzzz. Fluke is a student at Catholic Georgetown University Law School. The cost of attending GTU is over $54K. Mzzzzzzzzzzz. Fluke is not paying that. She is on some kind of “I’m the 99%. I don’t have to pay squat for anything I want” scholarship.

But it turns out law is not the only thing going on GT law school. Mzzzzzz. Fluke is outraged because a Catholic university won’t pay for her birth control, which she maintains costs $1,000 a year. GTU used their super computer to calculate that using a condom that $1,000 would be enough for Mzzzzz. Fluke to have protected sex 2.74 times a day of non-leap years. She could have sex an indefinite number of times and pocket the $1,000 if she strolled in a planned parenthood office and grabbed up a couple of boxes of free condoms. But, Wow! 2.74 times a day. Fill in your own stupid joke about Mzzzzz. Fluke sexual activities here ____________.

What I find odd about this story though is not Mzzzzzzz. Fluke gigantic sexual appetite. What is really strange is that this is the best argument this woman could construct to get the university to pay for her BC? A law student at one of America’s most prestigious universities and the argument for bilking taxpayers or the university out of money to pay for her BC is phony baloney number made up in the mind of some dope.

Any firm that hires this idiot out of law school gets what they deserve.

Sadly, she won’t be hired by any one other than the public defenders office or of course the government. Can you imagine the first interview, “Fluke? Where do I know that name from? Oh yeah, well when we get to the compensation part of the interview, can we pay you off in prophylactics?” When she get the job and she asks about her “duties” one of the partners shows her, her “office” marked stress release facility. It’s room with low light, purple carpet, a king sized bed with red silk sheets, Barry White music and a refrigerator sized box full condoms.

Actually, aside from just saying, “Pay for it or we’ll throw a fit,” Mzzzzz. Fluke’s argument is as cogent as any other. There really is no good reason why a Catholic university or the taxpayer should be required to subsidize Mzzz. Fluke’s and her daily $2 whore on a Saturday night when the fleet is in port sexual appetite. So when you’re handed a loser of a case what do you do? Lose.


Drew Cary?  No, Barbara Johnson

Then there’s this gal. A lesbian (Yeah, I know "really, who knew"), Barbara Johnson wants Fr. Marcel Guarnizo of St. John Neumann Catholic Church in Gaithersburg, Maryland to be booted from his post for denying Mzzzz. Johnson communion at her mother’s funeral. I wonder if Fr. Marcel bothered to tell Mzzz. Johnson before hand that he’d deny her communion? Don’t know.

What I do know is that Fr. Marcel is well within his right to deny communion to ANYONE he KNOWS is KNOWINGLY committing mortal or venial sins and thereby living outside the church’s doctrine. It’s not only his right, it’s his obligation. He also has absolute right under the 1st Amendment’s right of association and religion to conduct services as he sees fit.

Here’s the absolute truth on this. As Fr. David Mary tells our teens, “It isn’t easy being Catholic.” And as Lex noted on this page many times, you join the church, the church doesn’t join you. But just watch what the media does with this. It won’t be good. It’ll ignore everything about right of association and Catholic teaching. It’ll focus on a “homophobe” priest.

This is exactly what the Church should be doing. They should deny Biden, Pelosi and Kerry as well up front and very publicly.  And if this is your best case against the church, you have an epoch  failure.



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