Friday, March 15, 2013

Friday stuff

We have a pope!
Much to the lapdog media’s lament, the new pope is Catholic, a man, and although from Latin America, is white. But it’s funny. I’ve yet to hear our new Pope Francis referred to as a “white Hispanic.”

To be sure the media is working overtime to uncover as many lapsed Catholics as possible to trash the new pope for his position on women, birth control, abortion, and homosexual marriage and adoption.

Well, they are lapsed for a reason aren’t they? People get out of the military everyday because they do not like the discipline, taking orders or to pursue other opportunities. Yet when a new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is named, the media don’t run to disgruntled former military guys to get their reaction. “Yeah, well I was hoping for a new CJCS that would come into the times and relax the rules on hair cuts, PT and drug use. This is really disappointing.”’

Not to evangelize too much, the church does not relax the rules it believes to be passed from Jesus Himself, to conform to modern fads in order to win a popularity contest. Jesus wants the church to pass on the truth of God's word and the story of His life, death and resurrection on Earth. He didn’t say, “Go forth and gather the multitudes in My Father’s name by conforming to every popular fad. Accept and conform to everything thereby offending no one but gathering the largest flock possible.” To what end?

Two Bible versus guide the faithful against this kind of reasoning. Jesus said, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” Matthew 7:13: "You can enter God's Kingdom only through the narrow gate. The highway to hell is broad, and its gate is wide for the many who choose that way.”

Modern relativists hate to hear this. There is right, a narrow path. There is wrong, a broad path. The difference between the two starts with natural law.

Cruz missiles
For two days running TX Senator Ted Cruz has “lectured” the senate on the US Constitution with regard to the bill of rights in general and the 2nd Amendment in particular. In both cases condescending Demo-Dope senators objected by pointing out that they’d been senators for more than 20 years (Feinstein) and 30 years (Leahy).

The immediate rejoinder to that line of defense is, “So you’ve been here the entire time we’ve been piling up nearly 17 TRILLION dollars of debt? You’ve sat idle while we shipped young men off to fight in, how many, undeclared wars? You’ve been here for the last four years that the senate failed to fulfill its constitutional obligation to produce a budget? Obviously longevity in this body is no guarantee that one will be faithful to or even understands the constitution.”

Slow Joe double blast Biden



The dope of dopes has sounded off again. This time he has insulted us all with a reference to a “garden variety slap” when talking about domestic violence. Not even Slow Joe can be that dumb. Can he?

Stanley Ipkiss was the Jim Carey character from the movie The Mask. When Ipkiss was about to do something weird, he’d look at the camera and in an exaggerated voice shout, “Somebody stop me!” A great photoshop would be the likeness of the Oh So Slow One in green face as Stanley Ipkiss with the tag line, “Somebody SLAP me!”

Climate change biggest challenge
Wannabe Admiral Samuel Locklear is responsible for all of the US naval operation in the Pacific. When asked what the major threat in the region was, Locklear – in an effort to rise head and shoulders over the sycophantic yes men populating the Pentagon – responded that climate change was the number one concern. The Pacific theater has China, North Korea, Vietnam, Russian threats among many others. Korea just threatened to nuke the US. They renounced the armistice that ended the Korean conflict. Tensions along the 38th parallel are the highest they’ve been since the N Koreans blew up the S Korean delegation in Rangoon. We have on going military exercises with the South as show of force. Yet Admiral Numbnutts is worried about the ocean rising an inch over the next 100 years.

China has a 24-7-365 hacking program directed at the US economy, military preparedness and intelligence gathering. Yet Locklear thinks global warming is the #1 threat.

To prove his point, Locklear made up a bunch of statistics about the number and severity of Pacific storms, neither of which are on the rise over the last 30 years.

Gee, I feel safer already knowing political yes men like Locklear are standing between us and a ruthless enemy.

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