Monday, March 25, 2013

Slappy shoot 'em up Joe is at it again



One thing a majority of people outside Delaware can agree on is that Slow Joe two blasts and a garden variety slap Biden is colossal dumb@$$.

Latest case in point, when asked why he’d didn’t kiss Pope Francis’ ring, Joe slappy said that his father was “all about dignity.”



“Dignity,” that’s what this picture of “Shoot ‘em thru the door” Joe is all about, “dignity.” Yeah, this picture sort of captures the essance of the word "dignity."  Don't you think?

Supposedly, Slappy Joe’s mother told him that no one is “better” than him. If that’s true, the whole world is screwed. Let’s be honest. Nearly anyone with half a brain and willing to engage it occasionally is “better” than slap happy Joe. The guy is king of the dopes.

He is a liar. Twice the buffoon was caught ripping off other people’s work for his benefit. First in college where he ripped off 5 pages of a 15 page paper but got over claiming it “was footnoting error.” BS. Lifting 1/3 of a college paper - even if correctly footnoted - would be a problem at The Ohio State University College of Communications let alone Syracuse College of Law.

How is it any lawyer – even a quarter wit law student like Slappy Joe - can get by “not knowing” the rules for citations? AND to hell with the rules for citation, he didn’t lift a line or two. The crap sandwich lifted 1/3 of the assignment. I could have sworn there was a 10% rule of correctly footnoted material for assignments in high school and college.

Last, oh so slow Joe said his mother told little Joey, don’t slap girls, don’t steal other people’s work and that while simple Joe should treat everyone with respect,  slow Joe should also “demand respect.” Were she alive, Slappy Joe’s mom would have to inform her dope of a son that his “respect train” might have left the station without him when he got nabbed in a second plagiarism scandal during the ’88 Presidential Campaign. This time two blasts and a slap Joe was ripping off English Labour Leader Neal Kinnock.

Now, let’s be clear I don’t care to have US “leaders” bowing to or kissing anyone’s ring. But the correct answer for refusing to do such things is that US leader’s do not bow down to or kiss anyone’s ring. The answer is not some made up BS reflection of one’s own self worth, but rather the worth of the position that that someone holds.

LB bends over so far to every worldly despot, that we’ve come to think of his scrawny @$$ as being his “best side.” So Slappy Joe refusing to kiss the pope’s ring was actually refreshing until the @$$ weasel has to make that move all bout what a tough guy he is and that nobody’s better than him.

Slow Joe slappy the shooter Biden is the poster child for the “give all the boys a trophy crowd.” A F—ing looser on every level who thinks nobody is better than he is when in fact nearly everyone is.  He's as phony as a three dollar bill.  From the fake hair to the fake teeth to the fake tough guy persona, it's all as made up and/or stolen as his college papers or his '88 stump speech. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Could the VP quietly visit the Pope, no pictures, for 20 minutes or so, maybe lucnh, listen more than talk, on matters of faith and how politics intertwines relegion? Learn something of personal substance? I guess not. Whirlwind flight, shake the Pope's hand for 20 seconds, get 100 pictures, and head back to the US. I suspect that Slappy Joe will now tell us all of the 3000-4000 things Pope Francis told him in that 20 seconds. We will being it for years. I wonder how much Joe threw into offering plate. Probably forgot. He was very busy.
The Griffin.