Thursday, June 06, 2013

DNA swab fine, except in the hands of tyrants

The Nine Dopes in Robes (aka the Supreme Court) ruled that the cops can grab a DNA swab if you have been arrested for anything. Then they can use the swab to see if you’ve been involved in any other crimes. Fine. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. Given the current state of things, I’d expect anyone with a Romney sticker on the back their car to be arrested on some trumped up charge, probably by the IRS, and a swab completed.


Things we were pretty sure of and took for granted a scant five years ago are in question today. If my 10 year old daughter is sick, I can get her on a donor list right? No. You can’t. If the HHS secretary doesn’t think the odds are good enough for her, she must die.

If I survive a tour in Iraq and come home, I’m an honored combat veteran right? No. You’re not. According to DHS, you are risk to the current administration and must be carefully watched.

Well phone records are certainly protected by the 4th Amendment right. No. They are not. They can be snatched up by the NSA or any branch of government for that matter and perused to see if you’ve been cavorting with any anti-LB types. If you have, expect a visit from the IRS.

Well if I’m sick I can still see my own doctor right. No. You can’t. If you’re sick, and in any way connected to any anti-LB group, have ever written a letter to the editor expressing even mild discontent with LB expect the HHS secretary to withhold Robertscare. Also, you’re a RAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST.

Well my 1st Amendment rights are certainly in tack right? No. They are not. If you make a movie no body has seen but can be used to explain away an LB administration foul up, even though it nothing what-so-ever to do with it, you’ll be blamed for the foul up. You will then be arrested in the middle of the night and jailed. If you exercise your 1st Amendment right to join a group that LB does not like, expect a visit from the IRS. If your son wears a t-shirt to school that has a picture of gun or even the word gun on it, he will be suspended.

Well at least we have the 2nd Amendment to protect ourselves and families from this tyrannical government. For now. But it’s only a matter of time before John Roberts decides that under certain provisions contained in Robertscare guns can be a worse risk to one’s health than smoking. As such Robertscare premiums for gun owners will be 10,000 times higher than for non-gun owners.

So a DNA swab may seem innocuous enough until put into the hands of tyrants.  But of course LB and the people running the various departemnts will not one thing about any of this.

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