Making popcorn at the White House

Another day and it’s another round of scandals popping like a pan of Jiffy Pop Popcorn in mid-cycle.  Most administrations have a cycle like at the very beginning of the popcorn cycle where each pop is distinct and can be easily counted.  The LB administration these days is like the popcorn at mid-cycle.  So many kernels are popping simultaneously, it’s impossible to count them or distinguish one from the other.

 In the beginning, among others, we had the “cops acted stupidly,” the New same as the old Black panther Scandal, Fast and Furious, DHS declaring returning war vets a bigger threat than Islamo-Terror-Fascists, and the long series  of LB bow and apologize tours.  Then things began to seriously pop with Benghazi, the GAO scandal and the famous picture of bath tub boy,  where the agency spent tens of millions on a Las Vegas “conference.” 

After the election we hit mid-cycle and scandals are popping so fast there is no way to track or distinguish one from another.   It became clear LB and his entire entourage of lying scumbags had covered up actual events in Benghazi, - to the extent that they were willing to blame the whole thing on a man who had nothing to do with it and jail him.   Yeah, they jailed a guy on trumped up charges to save LB from having to explain why an American Ambassador and three other were killed on his watch.

But not to worry.  LB told us the perps would be brought to justice.  Yet as of today, the ONLY one doing hard time is the filmmaker. 

CONSPIRACY THEORY #4-13:  Right before the 2014 elections several people in Libya will be killed or captured.  LB will address the nation and tell us that the Benghazi perps had been brought to justice, just like he promised.  

But then the popcorn began to really roll.  The IRS story broke.  The AP story broke.  The James Rosen story broke.  The NSA story broke.

But it never ends.  Quick hits on just today’s stories about government BS:

LB says Catholic Schools “encourage division” so he wants them done away with.  Now this was in N. Ireland and it’s not clear if thinks American parochial schools are as divisive here as they are in N. Ireland, but I’ll bet he does.  OK, let’s accept the d-bag’s theory.  What’s the biggest divisive thing in America today?  Why it’s LB himself.  So if the solution for ending divisiveness in N. Ireland is getting rid of the Catholic schools, then what is the solution for ending divisiveness here in America?  Well LB since you’re the one causing it, see ya.

Then as if they haven’t already proven themselves to be a gang of worthless government @$$weasels, after targeting Tea Party and religious groups ahead of the 2012 election, and after being caught spending 50 million on an employee “conference,” the IRS wants to award it’s gang of overpaid Nazi BS workers 70 million in bonuses.  You cannot make this $h!t up.

Then the Capitol Hill branch of LB’s army of SS blocked Tea Party ralliers on Capitol Hill yesterday. 

Tomorrow there will be ten more scandals.  The total affect is to numb people to this administration's total corrupt nature and incompetence.  It’s a play on Stalin’s observation, one death is a tragedy.  A million deaths is a statistic.  One scandal can be tracked and bring down an administration ten scandals a day become too confusing for anyone to follow.

Oh, if the popcorn analogy sounds familiar to the Griffin, so sad too bad.  I didn’t see any copy right on it.  Besides, the only real question that remains is where you stole the idea so that proper credit can be given.