O'Really carries the king's water

OK, I admit it.  I caught a bit of O’Really last night.  I blame it on the time change.  I was tricked into tuning in on what Rush calls the O’Baxter Factor (Reference to incompetent pompous azz Ted Baxter from the Mary Tyler Moore Show) on a non Dennis Miller night.  What did I see?  The exact reason I cannot stand to watch.

Ted Baxter was a make believe pompous azz, the figment of a staff of creative writers’ collective imagination.  Unfortunately, O’Really is the real thing.

So there’s our hero, O’Really, dancing on the head of a pin arguing with Bernnie Goldberg weather or not King Excrement Stick is a liar.  O’Really, you see, can concoct some cockamamie theory where by the king is just an uninformed dolt blinded by his ideologue and not an effing lying scumbag.

OK fine.  Except for one thing:  Back when I watched the O’Really Factor, it was the baby splitting Factor host who told his audience that candidate B-HO wasn’t “a far left bomb thrower,” that he’s not a “far left ideologue” who, if elected, "will govern from the middle.”  Way to go Billbo. You’re doing a heck of job.

Now confronted with “If you like your health care plan, you can keep it.  Period.”  Billbo has to have more twists in his logic than twists in a bag of Twizzlers.  He’s an idiot.  He was wrong about King Crap Ball’s ideology and uses that mistake to cover for King Crap Ball’s lying fit.  Billbo, it seems, still believes that it was a video that caused the death of four Americans in Benghazi.  He also believes King Crap Ball couldn’t possibly know anything about any of the myriad scandals going on simultaneously within his BS administration.  If that’s true, O’Really is a bigger liar or dumb azz than the king himself.

Square this circle O’Baxter:
“If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor, period. If you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan, period. No one will take it away, no matter what.” – King Douche, June 15, 2010

"Now if you had or one of these plans before the Affordable Care Act came into law and you really like that plan what we said was you could keep it if it hasn't changed since the laws passed." – King Double Douche, Nov 4, 2013

He said no such thing.  In fact he said the exact opposite.  King Pant Load is a liar. Period.  Only water carrying weasels like O'Really could twist this to arrive at a different conclusion.

Billbo makes a big deal about his dominance in the cable news world.  He beats up on the likes Piers Morgan, Pissy Mathews, Ed Schultz, Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann et al and acts like he’s King Kong or something.  Billbo’s competition makes it like The Ohio State University bragging about a 21 game winning streak.  You play in the not so Big Ten for crying out loud.  Then you load your non-conference schedule up with the Little Sisters of the Poor and Wyoming School for the Blind and Disabled. An average SEC or PAC 12 team would not have lost a conference game in the last 6 years playing in the Big Ten.  (Reminder, Lex bleeds scarlet and gray.)

That’s O’Baxter’s competition.  But there’s hope.  Megan Kelley has already kicked O’Baxter’s azz a couple of times in a less advantageous time slot.