Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Wanna bet on healthcare.gov website working?

Thanksgiving is upon us.  But I will not stoop so low as to compare King Clueless, his Minister of Mischief, Cambodian war hero Lord Horseface or his queen, Lady Wideazz with the noble fowl upon which we will feast tomorrow.  Nor will Robertscare, the Iranian capitulation (the real nuclear option) or Lord Roach Reid’s fake “nuclear option” be referred to as turkeys. It would not be fair to turkeys.  All are more fittingly of the Dodo variety of bird.

King Corruption is traveling the nation raising money from people dumber than he is by telling them we’d be much further along if weren’t for one segment of the House of Representatives.   That begs the question, along to where?  Roberstcare is disaster.  Dec 1st is upon us, and it is unlikely that all the kings men have been able to the Healthcare.gov web site – code named Humpty Dumpty – back together again.  The reason for that can be directly attributed to the last three letter in the web address – g-o-v - short for government.

True story – my neighbor was having a house built by a contractor who screwed things up so bad that it was cheaper to bulldoze it and start over than try to fix the foul up.  There are 500 million lines of code in Healthcare.gov.  One website architect told Fox News that there is no way the site should have required even a quarter of that.  So how does one go about untangling a 3 gallon bucket of lo mein without breaking it into a bucket of mush? And better question, why would you want to?

Then there’s the Iranian non-deal.  It’s falling apart in manner not seen since the Robertscare “rollout.”  Each side is now calling the other a liar with regard to what the agreement means.  Both sides are correct.  These guys are like two cons sharing a cell in prison.  They are now engaged in telling the prison guard how the other ripped them off.  The guard looks at them and has to simply shrug his shoulders, "So?  Besides how can I possibly determine who is telling the truth?  You're both lying thieving bastards."

Students at THE Ohio State University take the traditional Mirror Lake plunge ahead of the Meatchicken game.  No swans in sight.

Have a great and blessed Thanksgiving.  See you in Dec when Healthcare.gov is up and running as smoothly as a swan trying crossing Mirror Lake on THE Ohio State University campus during the annual student body plunge before the Meatchicken game.

Oh, Thanksgiving day is big sis's birthday.  What 32?  Since I've given myself a meritorious couple of days off, I cannot say anything about that on Thanksgiving Day or War Eagle wiping his butt with a "roll" of "tide" toilet paper on Friday's post ahead of Saturday's big Iron Bowl showdown.  Happy B-day sis.

GBBM.

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