“That was easy.” Healtcare.gov user.
“Let’s just tell the truth about…
the IRS scandal.”
Robertscare.”
Fast and Furious”
NSA spying.”
DoJ wiretapping.” Any Demo-Dope anywhere at anytime.
“And with the money we save on healthcare we’ll be able to take a nice vacation.” Anyone actually able to sign up for Robertscare.
“If you’re going to flip the crowd off on national tv, for crying out loud be sure to use BOTH hands.” Urban Meyer coaching up ejected TOSU players.
“Play clean. Help the opponent up and jog off the field.” Brady Hoke to Meatchicken players.
"WOW! These electric cars really zoom along. 0 to 60 in, what, just under a mile and a half!" Anyone stupid enough to waste 2 1/2 times the cost of a regular car on one.
“Don’t worry about covering the ball after the field goal attempt. I’m pretty sure it’s a dead ball after the kick.” Nick Saban
“We had some ‘glitches’ with our kicking game.” Post game with Nick Saban
“We had the Meatchicken receivers covered like a Robertscare healthcare plan covers your family.” Luke Fickle TOSU “defensive” coordinator whose motto is, “we bend but then we break.”
“Is choking a preexisting condition covered under Robertscare?” Nick Saban
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“There is absolutely nothing racist about the Tea party. They simply disagree with the president’s policies.” Queen O or anyone on MSNBC
“That’s a hilarious caricature of Mohammed. Let’s nail it to the icebox.” Any Islamo-Terror-Fascist.
“Let’s put Slow Joe on fixing healthcare.gov. Look how well he did with shovel ready stimulus money.” King Doofus
“Boy howdy, that Kathy Sebelius is one smart cookie.” King Doofus
“I liked my health policy and doctor, so I got to keep them.” Anyone in
“You’re old and sick. We have an obligation to do what we can to save your life. Cost is not our primary consideration in these cases.” The IPAB in 2016.
“WOW! That Miley Cyrus is a real talent, but she just doesn’t show enough skin.” Anyone older than 16 years old.
"No I don't need to go on before the Super Bowl. People have seen enough of me." King Jugears
“I was just thinking…” Anyone in King Numbnutz's court of jesters.
1 comment:
From the Griffin...
Let me add a few.
* The Healthcare website passed in all the testing and validation we did before Oct 1st.
* We could never subject our citizens to such an important, personal item like their healthcare, to a known faulty and unsecured website.
* We could never tout the website is fixed, wasting millions more of citizen computer hours.
* We would never place our own stupid arrogance above what is best for America.
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