Christmas continues for some

I got Grinched.  It’s all UPS’s and FedEx’s fault.  All I wanted for Christmas was this Mercedes Benz.  Mrs. Lex says she ordered one, but UPS failed to deliver it.  I’m outraged.  

How'd we go from the guy on the left to the "guy" on the right in one generation?

 

What a bunch of punks we’ve become.  First, we’re too lazy to go the mall, so we order on line.  Then we complain about delivery problems.  Then we demand some kind of payback because we ordered too late and/or were too cheap to buy next day delivery.  It’s going to ruin it for everyone.  Next year you’ll have to order by Nov 1^st to guarantee delivery by Christmas.  That’ll force more people into the mall.  It’ll be nuts.  Besides, who doesn’t want to be the guy that gets to extend Christmas a day or two?  I stood in the driveway all day yesterday in excited anticipation for my car to arrive.  I get to do it again today.  It also provides perfect cover for the guy who forgot something.  And let’s face it’s always a guy.  Stereotypes become sterotypes for a reason.  But now because of the foul up you can get on line and order it and when it comes in the middle of Jan, you blame UPS.

 

2014 predictions:

Republi-Rats will cave.  That’s a prediction?  Why not predict that sun will rise in the east?  OK here’s the list of things they will cave on 1) Debt ceiling – Reps will get NOTHING.  2) Minimum wage.  It’ll be $10 before you know it.  3)  Immigration “reform.”  Don’t know what it’ll look like but 4) it won’t include a fence and 5) you’ll hear that Rep can’t win with out Hispanic support. 6) After reform, Republican support from Hispanics in the mid term election will be as dismal as ever. 7) It will be more important to Rats to alienate the Tea Party than it is for them to beat Demo-Dopes. 8)  Because of #7 Dope midterm losses will not be nearly as bad as they could be.

Demo-Dopes will create a crisis to avert everyone’s attention from what a dismal failure Robertscare is – possibly a war – no I do not put it past this bunch to get young people killed to cover their worthless butts.

 

The 4 team college playoff system will cause as much controversy as the BCS.  The 5, 6, 7, 8^th place teams will all say they got screwed.  If by some act of fate a 2 loss team makes the playoffs, it’ll be back to the drawing board.

 

Last best hope?

Read this for one guy’s take on how to get this country back on track.  Love the part where the Pols all head north to avoid the advancing army.  I’ll bet money John Boehner and Harry Reid were in the same car.

 

Cops are turning into paramilitary

Other than sheriffs, I don’t trust most cops.  I’m not to the point that would say that they act stupidly, but I think they need daily reminders that they exist to “protect and serve” not to harass and intimidate.  Watch this.

 

So do you want to give that cop a vehicle like this?