Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Big Luther is looking for a job this morning

Judge Roy Moore kills off two swamp creatures with one primary
Roy Moore hammered Big Luther Strange like a 10 penny nail into a soft pine 2 X 4 in yesterday’s AL senatorial primary.  In the process, he convinced one of Big Luther’s swamp buddies - Bob Corker – to call it quits before Steve Bannon put a target on his back and crushed him like a grape in a TN primary.

Roy Moore wore a cowboy hat while he roding a horse to vote after brandishing a pistol at a political rally.  That’s probably all AL voters needed to know to send Big Luther packing. 

Two more geniuses support taking a knee
Two more Mensa members have come out against PDJT standing up for standing up for the flag.  Most notably NBA Phenom LeBron James hit the nail on the head.  When asked why his home state of Ohio went for PDJT, LeBron dug deep into his fertile mind and opined that, “I don’t think a lot of people was educated.”  Yes LeBron, you are correct.  A lot of people was never in no way educationed by them teachers in no way. Too bad you are exhibit one of your own dumbazz statement.  

To be fair, when so much of James’ mind is consumed with being a great basketball player, how much can be left over for constructing a simple 8 word declaratory sentence?

The other Mensa candidate to weigh in was former NASCAR star Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. took the same line as other morons, “the players have the 1st Amendment right blah, blah, blah.” 

Earnhardt cannot claim that 99.99999% of his brain is consumed with being a great NASCAR driver anymore.  At his best, he’s mediocre these days.  So mediocre in fact that, after hitting every square inch of every wall on the NASCAR circuit, he’s decided to quit driving. 

That decision explains Jr’s move.  He doesn’t need a ride next year.  I guarantee you if Earnhardt needed a car for next year, he wouldn’t be trashing his boss, advertisers and NASCAR fans.  Were he around in 1942, brave, brave Sir Dale would have waited until Hitler was dead and Hiroshima in ruins to condemn the Axis powers. 

No I’m not going to burn my Earnhardt jacket.  It’s paid for.  It’ll be relegated to yard work or an under garment.  F-Dale jr.

PDJT whips the NFL
It may be a bit premature, but my sense is that PDJT has dealt the NFL a near death blow in its campaign to disrespect America, the flag, the Anthem, their advertisers and their fans.

Roger Goodell should apologize to NFL fans and the American people today while issuing a statement that any player who kneels or displays anything that can be considered disrespect during the anthem will fined an amount that they cannot afford to pay and suspended for two games.

Letting this go on any longer will only help PDJT and hasten the demise of the NFL, which is, let’s face it, already dying.

2 comments:

The Griffin said...

I went to a political rally and a professional football game broke out. Sounds nuts doesn't it. I had a question concerning religious predestination so after church Sunday I went to Tim Hortons and asked advice from the counter worker. On Sunday afternoon I tuned in to watch professional football and I saw some twenty somethings, protesting something, kneeling during the national anthem. I wonder if you asked them about the Bill of Rights how many would say to see their business manager as he pays all the bills. And maybe these football players should contact the Dixie Chicks to discuss disrespecting America during war. The Chicks went from Hero to Zero in one day.

AF Bro said...

We go to games, movies, concerts, and theater to escape from reality for a couple of hours. The bozos hired to provide the entertainment that allows that escape from reality have turned their forums into reality shows. To hell with them all!