A six pack

As has become the norm in King SFB’s America there are about half a dozen things to be concerned about this morning.

Ukraine:  I actually heard someone argue against sending weapons to Ukraine because the Ukrainians will just get slaughtered by the superior forces the Russians have assembled.  So, what do you think will happen if we don’t send them arms?   I suppose this nit wit thinks that the Ukrainian army will turn into the BLM in NV and just run away.  That is doubtful.  Only the American left thinks of national sovereignty and established borders are nothing more than chips on the table with which to barter.  Something tells me Ukrainians with fresh memories of Soviet domination may want to stake a claim for something better for their children.

While we’re on the BLM:  I’m certain if you look on the BLM web site, review their employment sites, check their training material and talk to the swells running that bunch of _____ (pick your own word), you’ll find the word “professional” thrown around as if they know what it means – as in “BLM is comprised of professional…”  or “BLM expects and exhibits the highest standards of professionalism blah, blah, blah.”  It’s all BS.  Check this out.

Given the treatment of the animals by BLM, where’s PETA?  Given their wanton destruction of the land and the “environment,” where the hell is the EPA?

Political correctness:  Several posts under Lax asks if we can survive political correctness.  Given the number of “protected classes” and the extent to which they are willing to go to shut people up and most importantly our willingness to be silenced to avoid being ostracized by a shrill but powerful minority, I have to say no.  Check out Mark Steyn’s take.  Long but as always worth the read.

Higher education:  There was story yesterday where the government was making billions of dollars on student loans by resting that activity from the private sector and creating a monopoly for themselves – the only way our government who couldn’t sell pardons at Folsom Prison without going 10 billion in debt - can run a profitable business.  Do you recall why the government took over the student loan program in the first place?  Well, it was because King SFB didn’t think it was right that banks should be making a profit on the dreams of kids trying to get a college education.  I guess it’s OK if the government makes the money then reinvests back to King SFB’s political cronies.

That’s only part of the irritation with that story.  Some government azzbag actually said that we need a government involvement in the student loan industry to ensure “everyone gets a college education.”  YGBSM!  Everyone?  Think back to your high school days.  Did “everyone” need a college education?  Wasn’t there at least one drug running idiot on whom a college education would have been a complete waste?  I think it’s all BS.  It’s worse today than ever.  Go back to the politically correct parts of this page.  Where are most of the “free speech” Nazis located?  In the schools that’s where.

You can bet if the government is involved, this year’s privilege is next year’s inalienable constitutional right.  Not only will it become a right it will become a right that must be paid for by the recipient’s neighbors.  Besides, while you’re on mom and dad’s health insurance and because there aren’t any jobs anyway, why not get a degree in transgendered 6^th century sub-Saharan sand art taught by some belligerent know-nothing professor hired by the university because he, she, it provided top cover from the federal diversity police responsible issuing tax payer funded grants for the study of such things?  That is a beautiful sentence…or two, maybe three.

Taxes:  Tax day was yesterday.  An encounter with the IRS is the closest most of will come to a Cliven Bundy type interaction with the federal government.  The IRS cannot be trusted.  If some auditor wearing his, hers, its King SFB t-shirt gets you return and after googling your name or running it against the NSA data base stumbles upon your highly entertaining and popular blog spot, you could be in serious doo-doo.  Seriously, that’s all it takes to start the wheels in motion under this petty vindictive SFB dictator to ruin your life.  That’s why talking a about getting a Pit Bull dog and a sporting rifle is only half a joke in SFB’s America.

Nanny Bloomberg:  The nation’s self appointed nanny, Michael Bloomberg, announced he’s dumping 50 million dollar into a gun safety program.  Don’t expect safe shooting instructions in America’s schools.  The “safety” program is about enhancing “background checks” to disqualify as many buyers as possible.  As always with libs, the program will be targeted toward the new feminist which is a helpless woman too stupid to buy, store or shoot a gun let alone buy her own birth control.

We'll all be vegetarian Pit Bull owners

Warm-mongering news
Global warming is alive and well.  The concern here in the heartland is that late frosts, an inch of snow and night time low of 21 yesterday here on the compound, will keep farmers out their fields until late May.  Only 3% of the corn crop is in so far.  The late start may affect harvest if the growing season is shortened even more by an early fall.  Which gives rise to the question: Would it be easier for man to survive slightly warmer and longer growing seasons or shorter ones?  The answer to anyone who put grass down in the fall last year only to have a weeks worth of 20 degree days ruin their effort knows the answer.

I think all of this is what the Caligula D.C. swells want.  Beef prices are already through the roof due to draught, mismanagement of BLM lands, water being diverted to save a smelt rather than grow crops in CA and the federal the government’s insistence that we burn our food for ethanol.  Pork prices are next due to some unknown virus killing off hundreds of thousands of pigs.  If the government targets chickens next, you’ll know for sure Queen Fatazz Mooochele is behind the effort.  We’ll all become vegetarians out of necessity.  There won’t be any meat.

A new necessity for the Compound
The Bundy ranch stand off got me to thinking.  We need a “working dog” here on the compound.  When Americans gathered at the Bundy ranch BLM’s response was to literally sic the dogs on them.  BLM invested in German Sheppard dogs.  A noble and smart breed.

I’m thinking I’ll invest in a Pit Bull.  Then when Mr. Macho BLM man wearing $2,000 worth of tactical gear, M4 lashed across his chest doing his best impersonation of a real man fighting a real war shows up on the compound with his dog, I’ll show up in shorts, flip flops and a tank top with Mils my 3 year old pit bull on a leash.  George the family dog will be his usual self chasing squirrels and peeing on everything he can lift a leg to, but Mils will be all business.

Then I’ll ask Mr. BLM, “You like your dog?  If you do, you’d better be moving on.”

That of course is all bluster and BS.  The closest I’ve ever come to that scenario is chasing not one but two greasy census bureau workers off the compound.  That’s not exactly the thing movies and heroes are made of, but hell yeah, I tell the story as if I were John Wayne reins in mouth a six shooter in either hand galloping on ol’ Ty across an open field single handedly taking on the Ned Pepper gang.

The fact of the matter is that when the full weight of the federal government comes down on us, 99.99% of us cave.  It’s the smart thing to do, and the government counts on that response. That’s why the Bundy ranch thing is encouraging to a lot of Americans.  It gives us hope and maybe just maybe we too will be able to stand up to the next federal intrusion into our lives.

Cowboy militia routs BLM

The Bundy ranch stand off is over…for now.  Bundy has a long argument about why he refuses to pay the federal government for grazing rights so he isn’t paying anyone.  It seems to me he ought to be paying someone something for grazing his cattle on land that does not belong to him.  Basically, he’s stealing grazing rights.

That said, the Bureau of Land Management and the 200 thugs they sent to seize Bundy’s cattle while pointing high powered rifles at any American citizen who came within rage are a bunch of brain dead dopes and yes cowards.  Please do not give me the, “They were just defending themselves” defense.  BS!  Double BS!  You don’t show up at someone’s house with 200 strong armed to the teeth in tactical gear with helicopters, dogs, tazers, snipers, surveillance equipment, communications equipment and a motor pool’s worth of vehicles and claim “defense” against a family rancher.  You cannot create a crisis and then claim your reactions were in response to the crisis you created.  That’s a kin to, “I had to shoot the police officer.  He drew his gun on me.”  “Azzhole!  YOU WERE ROBBING A BANK!”  “Yeah, well he drew his gun.  It was self defense.”

Besides, unless the rancher is John Wayne, Rambo, Tony Stark or Clint Eastwood the overwhelming show of force is provocative.  The BLM was looking for confrontation and they were confronted.  When Americans showed up in force with their own high powered rifles the steroid fed federal BLM agents with macho beards and moustaches turned tail and ran away.  Chalk one up for the cowboy militia.  Chalk one up for the second amendment.

Americans across the country stood with the Bundy’s.  Not because the Bundy’s refused to follow what were probably lawful orders of the BLM but rather because the BLM is emblematic of a run away federal government.  The BLM who is ordered to let illegal aliens run amok on federal lands along our southern border draw down on American citizens over a couple hundred head of cattle.  That Mr. and Mrs. America is total BS.  I wonder if even one of the BLM agents called BS and holstered their weapon.

Harry the roach Reid weighed in on the stand off yesterday:
"Well, it's not over. We can't have an American people that violate the law and then just walk away from it. So it's not over."

We can have non-American people that violate the laws and then just walk away from it and reward the lawbreakers with citizenship though, right roach?  Amazing.  No one sees the hypocrisy.  No one in the lapdog media asks, “So, roach, does that statement include illegal aliens?  Oh, and how’s Rory?  Is he ever going to recover from your repeated molestations?  Or are you going to have to continue to pay off your worthless spawn with hush money from the US treasury until one of you dies?” NOTE:  This has to be true.  I read it on the Internet right after the roach accused Romney of not paying his taxes.  The roach needs to respond.

Conspiracy theory XX-14
The entire Bundy deal is a further effort by Queen SFB Moochele to wean Americans off beef by driving the cost up to the point only the ruling class swells in Caligula D.C. can afford it.

Can America survive Political Correctness?

I read this piece by actor Robert Davi and one line reached out a grabbed me, “…class and racial warfare and a dangerous political correctness that causes more chaos, creating paranoia and fear.”  I really, really do not understand King SFB obsession over how much money someone makes compared to someone else.  Unless they received an unfair advantage by being a King SFB donor or one of Harry the roach Reid’s useless no talent offspring, who really has time to envy what their neighbors, siblings and friends have managed to achieve?  Within a five minute horse ride of the compound are three very accomplished doctors whose compounds are more expansive than my own.

I don’t get angry at them when I see what they have earned.  I think hmm, if I ever break anything I can have Dr. XXX.  He’ll read my x-ray.  Then  I’ll call Dr. XXXX, and he’ll fix the break.  Then if I need a pain specialist, I can call Dr. XXXX and help manage my pain.

I see those compounds and think, thank goodness that there are people who are bright enough and disciplined enough to endure 12+ years of higher education.  I couldn’t do it.  I am not nearly smart enough.  I do not have the discipline to forego a normal life for 12 years.  I do not know of a single person who would say, “If I was ever sick, I hope I have a guy like you performing the surgery.”  You don’t want a guy like me performing your surgery.  They would have BSed their way through med school taking 20 years to get a 12 year degree.   My motto is, “Not perfect, but better than it was.”  And empathy?  I can’t even fake it.  When someone looks like crap my first reaction is, “Man, you look like crap.”

For King SFB those guys who have dedicated their lives to healing are not good people. They are gold digging bastards driving up the cost of healthcare.  If SFB gets his way guess what?  You’ll have guys like Lex ripping out your kid’s tonsils. At least it’ll be at a cut rate.  That will make everyone – but the patient - feel better, right?

As far as race goes, we have Henry Aaron calling anyone who points out King SFB can’t throw a baseball a raaaaaaaaacist.  Anyone aggravated by an Attorney General who announces publicly that he will not pursue cases against “his people” is a raaaacist.  Anyone who dares not to vote for the black girl who sings really loud on American Idol is a raaaaaaaaaaacist.  Anyone who thinks the “knock game” is a racist hate crime, is themselves a raaaaaaacist.  Anyne who thinks Travon martin was a punk and thug – not that he deserved to be shot – but that his history was that of a punk and a thug is a raaaaacist. 

The truth is that incompetents calling anyone pointing out their incompetence raaaacists as a means to cover up their incompetence are the real racists.  Follow that?

We can probably survive the class and racial BS stirred up by neo-liberals as a means to distract from the mess they’ve made of the country.  We’ve had to put up that BS since the founding.  What we cannot survive is what Mr. Davi refers to as the “dangerous political correctness that causes more chaos, creating paranoia and fear.”

Need proof.  Brendan Eich:  How can a country survive when the best and brightest are fired from a company they founded for donating to a cause the people who fired him supported two years earlier?  Seems you must have a crystal ball to predict which way the Politically Correct rat will turn in our new social maze.  Often the rat will backtrack.  Then what?  Ask Brendan Eich.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali:  Had her Honorary Degree from Brandeis revoked because neo-liberal academics thought her stance on Islamic genital mutilation, slavery, forced marriage of children under 15 years old ect. were a bit extreme.  Not the practices of genital mutilation, slavery and forced marriage of children under 15 years old mind you, the fact that Ms. Ali is shining a light on these practices is extreme.  It is not PC to show radical Islam for what it is.  Better to contrive a lie about Christianity than tell the truth about radical Islam.

Hobby Lobby:  A company offers a range of birth control and healthcare options to women.  That’s not enough for the Sandy Flukes’ of the world.  Hobby Lobby must bow down at the altar of political correctness and also pay for abortifacients and abortion itself.   Religious convictions be damned.  It is not Hobby Lobby’s convictions that matter.  It’s the politically correct convictions of helpless women who can’t come up with or don’t think they should have to come up the cost of birth control.

Any climate change denier:  Better to be a child pornographer than a skeptic of the “settled science” - an oxymoron if ever there was one – of climate change.  The PC warm-mongers are getting worried as nothing is adding up for them. Unable to make their case with phony studies they are now demanding prison sentences for anyone who dare challenge their straw man arguments.

Any conservative speaker on campus:  These bastions of left wing PC tolerance and acceptance cannot stand a speaker who is Christian, practicing Jew, pro life, climate change skeptic, Republican, conservative, second amendment advocate, pro American, capitalist, advocate for traditional marriage etc., etc.  These speakers are shouted down, refused entry on campus for safety reasons or physically assaulted by the tolerant left.

Late night TV:  The PC is in an uproar because the late night slots are all filled with white men.  The dopes cannot see that they are all like-minded white men.  How about giving a slot to Ann Coulter?  Never happen.  If they get a woman or person of color you can bet that the person chosen will march in lock step with the PC crowd.   

It’d be easy to fill a book with examples of the tolerant PC left being intolerant.   The Koch brothers offer several chapters.  Little Sisters of the Poor offer a case study.  American activities such as hunting, fishing, shooting, ranching, farming, oil exploration and on and on offer examples where the nation is being paralyzed by loud obnoxious minority.  So the rest of quietly tip toe around these whiners hoping not set off wild rant where you are called a bigot, raaaaaaaaacists, homophobe, anti-woman, gun toting, flat Earth climate denier.  

Fri round up

Vance McAllister
A LA, Republi-Rat, Vance McAllister, got caught kissing a woman, not his wife, on video.  The “family values” Rat is now in big trouble, but not necessarily with his wife.  We haven’t heard from her.  He’s in trouble with Dopes and Republicans calling for him to step down.  I don’t know if McAllister needs to go or not.  I suppose that’s up to him and his wife. I do know the best line yet on this subject has come from Greg Gutfeld on FNC’s The Five.  After admitted drunk, drug addict, sex addict (but only with ugly women) and political loser Bob Beckel condemned McAllister, he threw it over to Greg Gutfeld who kind of matter of factly asked Bob, “What does Hillary think he ought to do?  I’m waiting to hear to hear from Hillary on this.”  Beckel responded with – silence.

The Bundy Ranch
A bunch Bureau of Land Management thugs armed with firearms, tazers and dogs confronted a group of protesters yesterday (Check out the video).  The protesters got their way.  What amazes me is the absolute arrogance of the BLM officers.  Not one of them has the presence of mind to explain what it is they are doing.  Put the dogs up.  Explain what is being done and why.

The only answer for why that did not happen is because this particular group of steroid raged officers were out specifically looking for trouble.  Another indication that this particular mission was not sanctioned by anyone with a brain is that the weasels turn tail and run away without so much as an arrest or even issuing a warning.

I believe Lex predicted such confrontations.  This one is complete with local militias confronting federal authorities, cowboy stealing back the cattle that the BLM stole and a federal officer claiming he didn’t want to be there, but alas it’s his job.  I think Lex saw this coming.

Jack the barber.  The rest of the story.
Several posts under I mention Jack the barber who ran a shop outside the front gate at Ft. Leavenworth, KS.  I got to know Jack – as much as you can get to know anyone during a 15 minute haircut every other week over 9-10 months - while attending Army Command and Staff College on post.

One Fri I stopped in just before closing.  Jack told me had just gotten off the phone with his wife.  Jack had asked “What’s for dinner?”  According to Jack she replied, “Whatever you want, because you’re taking me out for dinner tonight.”  He must have liked that story because I heard it again several times before leaving KS.

Jack had a wounded right hand and arm up to elbow.  His right forearm was about half the size of the left.  During a cut one day I asked him what happened.  He told me he got caught in a Chinese mortar attack one night and took a bit of shrapnel.  That’s were the story got good.

He told me in the morning they evacuated him to the rear.  Then the rear evacuated him all the way to Tokyo for surgery.  After the surgery he had weeks of rehab.  Well one night he and bunch of other staff sergeants decided they were taking “whether leave” – they were taking leave whether the old man said they could have it or not.  They were going to go AWOL.  So that night they sneak out of the hospital and proceed to get rip roaring drunk.  So much so someone called the MPs to come get them.  The MPs haul them back to the hospital and they are charged with being AWOL.

The very next day they are all hauled up to the Colonels office.  As Jack put it, “That’s back in the day when the old man was everything, defense attorney, prosecutor, judge and jury.  So, we’re all in there standing at attention and the old man asks, ‘What do you sons of bitches have to say for yourselves?’  One of the guys starts to say, ‘Well sir..’ and the colonel shouts, ‘Shut up!  There’s no defense for being AWOL.  You are either where you are supposed to be or you aren’t.  You sons of bitches were not where you were supposed to be last night.  Get out of here.  Wait outside until I call you back in.’  So we all left and sat outside the old man’s office talking about getting shipped home as privates.  After about five minutes the old man calls us back in.  We’re all lined up at attention and the colonel says, ‘OK you sons of bitches, it’s your lucky day.  They need Staff Sergeants in Korea.  They need privates back home.  The choice is yours.’”

“Holy shit Jack, what did you do?” I asked.  He chuckled and said, “Oh hell I went back to Korea.  That was before I was married.  I didn’t give a shit.”  It was only after the war that the Army decided that they didn’t need a wounded guy like Jack and he was medically retired, I believe still a staff sergeant. 

It was always a delight to show up at is shop and ask him about some photo on the wall or listen to him hold forth on the issues of the day in a rather unvarnished fashion. 

It’s King SFB’s America, so here we go

Enough to piss off the pope
During his photo op visit to the Vatican, King SFB received a rosary blessed by Pope Francis.  It meant so to much to SFB that he gave it away cafeteria Catholic Grand Fran Nan Peloser.  I guess Andres Serrano wasn’t around to piss on it, so he gave it to Peloser.  Last year Peloser was told by Vatican officials she should be denied communion because she “persists in grave sin” with regard to her support for abortion.

So yeah, actually she would be the perfect choice for the rosary.  Few in Caligula D.C. are more in need of an awakening.  But I doubt that even a visit from the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ himself would awaken Peloser to the fact that abortion is the 21^st century equivalent of the 18^th century practice of bleeding sick people.  For Peloser and the Dopes, there are too many insecure women’s votes to be had by promising them free birth control and abortion.  After all there is a make believe war on women that Dopes must stoke.

It’s funny that Dopes call Christians anti-science.  Christians developed the scientific method and were the first to propose the big bang theory as a possible origin to the universe.  The bang of course was God’s will in their version.  Now it’s the Dopes denying technology.  Ever since the first ultrasound clearly demonstrated that what was being aborted was a child with a separate heartbeat, support for abortion has been dwindling.

It is an imponderable to me that on the one hand in the name of science Dopes can cling to failed computer models while denying 17 years of empirical data that shows global warming has ceased.  They are so certain the models are correct in spite of every real and verifiable temperature reading that they call the “debate over” and actually call for jailing people who dare disagree with them.  On the other hand they can dismiss the very real scientific evidence of a picture of a child in the mother’s womb, dismiss the sound of that child’s beating heart, dismiss the undeniable evidence that the child in fact feels pain during an abortion.  Now tell me again who it is that is anti-science.

It’s only going to get worse for the Dopes on abortion.  Ultrasound technology is going to continue to improve.  More importantly, science will make babies viable earlier and earlier in their terms forcing Dopes like Peloser to become even more anti-science than they already are.

#44 Calls King SFB detractors new KKK
There is a long line of people in this world that I don’t give a $h!t what they think about anything.  The older I get the longer the line gets.  There may be as few as a couple dozen people riding this orb above ground whose opinion of me I actually give a crap about.

So why in the world does what Hank Aaron have to say about anything bug me?  I don’t know Hank Aaron, but let me just say anyone who paints with such a broad brush is himself a racist or a fool or equal parts both.

Apparently, you haven't come such a long way baby

King SFB is on his big equality tour.  The latest victims of inequality according to SFB are women.  SFB claims women work for 77 cents on every dollar a man makes doing the same work.  The biggest question I have in this false premise is:  Who is making the women work for less?   Forced labor is probably already some sort of crime and the scoundrels forcing women to work for 77 on the dollar ought to be rounded up fined and jailed starting with King SFB’s own White House staff.  If on the other hand, women negotiate their pay and agree to work for less in exchange for more flexible hours, well then, no harm no foul.  I’ll go one further, if woman agrees to work for less for any reason that ought to be between her and her employer.

It seems weird to me that the meme of the women’s movement for years and years has been anything a man can do a woman can do better, you’ve come a long way baby and all that BS.  Yet when the rubber meets the road, it turns out that the very people spreading the BS don’t believe it.  Sandy Fluke no doubt would claim to be an “independent woman” but can’t even buy her own birth control.  It turns out she’s sooooooo “independent” that she requires Uncle Sugar (AKA you and me) to cough up the dough for that “necessity.”  Women it turns haven’t come nearly as far as we thought, because it turns out King SFB won’t give them credit for being able to negotiate a salary or hourly wage.

While we’re on this subject consider this fact:  George Will reported last night that 92% of the all the occupational deaths in the US last year were men.  Holy crap!  King SFB should jump on that 92%.  That’s not equal, right?  92% is greater than 50% by, what, almost 42 percentage points, right.  So why aren’t gals and King SFB lining up with signs to bitch about women being killed on the job at a rate of less than 10 to 1 to men?

Seems to me, if equality is the goal, we should be killing off a whole lot more women in the work force.  I demand that, in order to reach equality on occupational hazards, on Dec 31^st of every year the government execute enough women to make occupational hazard statistics equal.  The IRS will put all women’s W-2s in a hopper.  Then names will be drawn by lottery and the “winners” will be executed in the name of equality.

And if occupational deaths are so staggeringly disproportionate, I suppose the number of men maimed and blinded on the job has be about as equally so.  I think we need to start lopping women’s arms, legs, fingers and toes off to even things out.  Oh yeah, we’ll need to start poking their eyes out as well.  Do your part today baby and offer up a finger or toe.  Hey, it’s a small price to pay for equality.  Men have died in a great numbers over the last 200 years defending this equality. 

Oh, and what about the statistical advantage women have on men in life expectancy?  Yeah, I know.  Men die first because they want to.   Hey SFB!  How do we even out that life expectancy curve?

What this is about is what it is always about with King SFB, identifying a way to pit one class of Americans against another then promising government intervention on one side’s behalf.  If women have truly “come a long” that proposition ought to be offensive to them.  But then I guess nothing says “strength” and “independence” to a modern day 2014 woman like King SFB giving her a handout and saying she is incapable of negotiating her own salary.

Jeb Bush Rat front runner

Last night the family was getting a bit hungry.  So I went off to the Kroger and stole $90 worth of food.  When the manager stopped me in the parking lot, I laid a little Jeb Bush on him.  "Look", I said, "this is a crime born out of love for my family.  My family is hungry and you have an entire building filled with food - besides the dollar amount I stole does not even equal a felony - so."

 The manager was dumbfounded with that logic and called me an "effing moron.".  He called the police.  The police showed up and were all bent out of shape by what they called "theft."  "Theft, shmeft," I  said.  "It's a crime of love," I told them.  "Jeb Bush says you have to let me go now."  One cop called me an "effing moron" and said he was going to run me downtown and book me. 

I protested, "this is a crime of love and not even a felony by the way."  The store manager and the cop were incredulous.  They wondered aloud in unison again if I was an "effing moron."  I got hauled downtown, booked and was thrown into a cell with a bunch of crooks.  "Whatta ya in for?" asked one of the toughs. "A crime of love," I told him.  "Ahh, shot some bum sleeping with your wife eh."  "NO! Hell no.  I took some frozen pizzas from the Kroger."  "That ain't no crime of love.  That's stealin' plain and simple.  What is you some kind of effing moron."

So I get hauled in front of the magistrate.  I tell my "love story."  He calls me an "effing moron" sets bail at $1,000 and tells me, "With bassakward logic like that you need to get into politics."  

We need more white mascots because white people don't give a $h!t

Note to Mozilla and all Firefox users:  In more homosexual all the time everywhere, can't get away from it no mater how hard you try news, Lex has the same opinion on homosexuals as Bill Clinton and King SFB a couple of years or so ago.  So, GFY.

Time for Cleveland’s Uncle Tom looking Chief Wahoo to go
There’s new grass on the field so baseball was full of home openers last week.  That can mean only one thing - protests at Atlanta and Cleveland over their continued use of Indian mascots.

The argument for maintaining American Indian mascots for sports teams is that doing so actually honors the strength and heritage of Indians, tribes, braves, Redskins etc.  If that’s the case how do the Cleveland Indians justify their buffoonish looking mascot, Chief Wahoo?  Wahoo is the equivalent of the Minnesota Vikings using a caricature of Marty Feldman in a Bun Hilda wig and horned helmet for their mascot – except for one thing, white people don’t give a $h!t about such things and would probably wear it with pride.

That is a truism.  Years ago when the NCAA forced colleges to give up their Indian mascots some bright college kids at The University of Northern Colorado, in what was supposed to be a poke in white people’s eye, named their intramural basketball team the “Fightin’ Whites”.  They went so far as to have t-shirts with a Ward Cleaver 1950s looking guy in a coat and tie over the tag line “Everything is going to be all white”.  The whole thing blew up in their faces.  No one gave a $h!t.  In fact it had the opposite effect it was intended to have.  The shirts were a big hit on campus and are now an Internet sensation.  White people don’t give a $h!t.  That little fact infuriates people trying to mock us.

Need more evidence?  Consider the following - the Fighting Irish, Vikings, Patriots, Browns, 49ers, Minutemen, Cowboys, Boilermakers, Mountaineers etc. none of which has whites, Irishmen for example, protesting outside ND stadium or any other stadium.  The only people protesting a white mascot ironically are black people protesting the cartoonish rebel and Confederate flag at Ol’ Miss .

This whole thing reminds me of Jack.  See that’s how this page works.  Things just pop up and off we go.  Jack was a barber outside the gate at Ft. Leavenworth, KS.  In another life he was Korean War hero.  Jack cut hair with his good left hand while smoking a cigarette with his deformed war wounded right hand.

I visited Jack because he was truly a character and because there was a special ambiance to Jack’s shop where among other things hung a hand written sign proudly stating “NO RATTAILS!” back when those things were popular.  Jack had stuff in his shop on display that could never be put up in a government owned building.

Well one afternoon I’m in the chair in the middle of a cut and the door bursts open.  A guy holding a bent and faded “Redman Chewing Tobacco” sign says to Jack, “You see this?  I ripped this off the wall over at XXXX because I thought it would be offensive to you.”  See, Jack was a descendant of one of the western Indian tribes. Jack looked at it; stopped in mid cut; put down his cigarette; went into the back of the shop; returned a minute later with a hammer and some nails; took the sign from the man; and nailed it to one of the last pieces of real estate on a wall not already covered with some artifact or photo.  Then he looked over at the man and said, “Hell, I don’t give a shit.”  The older I get  the more that sentiment applies to things.

Different days brother.  Different days.  I recommended Jack to a friend who was returning to Leavenworth several years ago.  I got word back that Jack – truly a one of a kind guy - had died and the shop closed.  RIP Jack.

Soccer summed up in one line
For Lex, the sport of soccer was summed up in a single line on an episode of The Simpsons.  Homer gets a gig as a soccer official during the World Cup.  During a game the play-by-play announcer says, “Germany has built an insurmountable lead of one to nothing with only 28 minutes left to play.”  Anyone have anything to add?  Class?  Anyone?  Beuler?   Anyone?  Nope, that about covers it.

Ted Cruz Tweeted an interesting take on Robertscare:

 

That got me to thinking:

Why did GM and Chrysler sales increase?

 

Pretend the government got into the car business by bailing out two of the three automakers in America.

 

Then the government buys up all of the reliable late model cars in program we’ll call “cash for clunkers.”

 

BAM!  The government declares its crony capitalistic intervention into the car business a huge success.

 

Oh, but never mind that the two still owe Uncle Sam billions of dollars on the money he (we) loaned them.

Links between Ft. Hood and MH 370

The Ft. Hood shootings is like MH 370.  No one knows what caused either tragedy.

For all of our science and spying, it turns out that we do not actually know where MH 370 flew to.  Billbo O’Really took a victory lap when the Malaysian government declared that the flight went down in the south Indian Ocean.  Based on that information I suppose Billbo writes a check every time he gets an e-mail declaring Prince Swindle needs his help restoring Swindle to the thrown of Lower Eastern Slobovia (LES).  If you would just send $1,000, Swindle will return your “investment” 10 fold when he is returned to his rightful place in LES.  Or the one that informs him he’s just won one million dollars.  Contest rules stipulate that the winner must pay all the legal and administrative fees for transferring the money.  So just send in $1,000 and receive your million dollar check in the mail.

Billbo, why would you believe the Malaysian government?  I don’t necessarily buy their line.   Given the geography, it’s likely that the plane went down in the Indian Ocean.  But for me the Malaysian’s saying that it did, makes me doubt that scenario.  New conspiracy theory:  The plane lands in Pakistan.  Malaysians declare the plane crashed into the Indian Ocean.  The Pakis now have the perfect ruse for the plane’s disappearance.  The Pakis take parts off the plane and dumped them into the Indian Ocean creating the much sought after “debris field”.  The salted parts are discovered.  Case closed.  The debris field not being discovered until after the batteries on the black box are due to expire is a conspiracy theory nut’s dream scenario.  No black box in a salted debris field or a real one keeps the story alive for decades. 

I’d say that until proof is provided, governments and people ought not “declare” anything.  It is probably best to use the preface, “we believe that…” until proof can be provided.

The case of Ivan Lopez is pretty much the same.  Barring the discovery of a suicide note (the black box equivalent in these cases), any conspiracy theory that comes up is as good as any other.   So instead of concentrating on the real but unsolvable problem of why Lopez did what he did, Dopes concentrate the instrument used in the crime.  Dopes start beating the ban all guns drum before the bleeding of the last casualty has stopped.

They are not serious.  If they were, they’d be calling for a ban on transoceanic flights.  Lopez killed four people including himself.  MH 370 went somewhere with 239 souls on board.  Sadly suicide by airplane is not all that uncommon an experience.  Since an Egyptian pilot decided to kill himself and everyone on board Egypt Air flt 990, airplane suicide is probably only a bit less rare but a heck of a lot more spectacular than the occasional Ft. Hood or Sandyhook.   Yet there is no serious talk of banning passenger flights.

I’d also make this point, it’s a heck of lot easier to screen pilots and passengers than it is to screen gun owners.  Yet planes and the passengers aboard keep disappearing.  When will Chuck Schumer propose legislation to end the carnage?

Hold King SFB et al to the same standard as GM
The ruling class had field day heaping scorn on the new CEO of general Motors for that company’s failure to correct a problem with the ignition on some GM models.  Fine.  13 people were killed because GM apparently decided it was cheaper to pay the inevitable law suits than deal with a recall.  That’s criminal.  Someone should go to jail for that negligence.

The same is true for the legion of government azzwipes involved in the myriad scandal in this administration.   Has anyone been held accountable for Fast and Furious?  No.  That negligence resulted in the death of Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry and hundreds if not thousands of Mexican citizens.

Has anyone been held responsible for Benghazi?  No.  Four dead Americans and a ransacked consulate, yet not one person in the State Department, Defense Department or anywhere else in government has been given so much a slap on the wrist.

King SFB said the IRS scandal was “outrageous” until he realized it could be traced right to his campaign’s door, then it became a phony scandal.  No one has been punished.

NSA spying is/was nothing because the collected data wasn’t being used to target Americans.  Lex’s conspiracy theory # XX knows full well that it was used to turn Chief Justice Roberts' opinion on the ACA.  Robert’s logic in that case has more inexplicable twist than pallet load of Twizzlers.

Has anyone been let go over the DoJ harassment of journalist who do not toe the SFB line?  No.

So yeah, give GM hell.  They deserve it.  But so do a litany of government F-ups.  Starting with Eric the wad Holder and running through the Shrilldabeast, Jimmy the lying Lip Clapper, and his deputy liar Morrell.  The ruling class will not turn on any of their own.  That's why they all need to go.

Declared "gun zones" safest

“Gun-free zone” my dying azz
Sadly, Ft. Hood has again been the site of a soldier on soldier shooting spree.  What is so baffling to me about this latest spree is that Ft. Hood is a “gun-free zone.”  Think that one through, a US military base as a “gun-free zone.”  Wow.  Mind bending.  The geniuses who came up with that one are exploring the feasibility of making construction sites “hammer free zones” because of the mayhem that particular tool plays on construction workers’ thumbs.

So what was the perp – Ivan Lopez – doing with a gun?  Seems to me if he were intent on killing people on Ft. Hood – a declared and duly posted “gun-free zone” – he would be required to do so using a knife, bat, bomb or some other means that had not been declared a “free [of] zone” on Ft. Hood.  By using a gun in a “gun-free zone,” Lopez has made a mockery of the effectiveness of signs displaying a handgun with a red slash through it to deter homicidal maniacs.  Good God man!  Have you no respect for the signage?

When Army spokesman, LtGen Mark Milley, was asked if the latest shooting spree might lead to a change in policy so that soldiers on Ft. Hood can be armed to defend themselves, Milley did not indicate any support for changing the “gun-free zone” policy.  Makes sense.  These incidents only happen every four years.  The death toll is dropping.  So why overreact?

However, Milley did show interest in re-evaluating the way cars coming on post are searched.  YGBSM.  Does he seriously suppose that cars can be searched in such detail to discover a handgun that someone is determined to hide?  No one will ever get to work.  By the time the MPs are done searching their car it’ll be time to go home.  But hey while they’re looking for guns, MPs can also look for someone smuggling a ham sandwich on base on meatless Mondays.

The answer of course is contained in John Lott’s book title “More Guns Less Crime.”  Arm a certain number of officers and Staff NCOs with both open and concealed carry weapons. That will change the calculus for potential shooters.  Oh, and double the number and size of those highly effective “gun-free zone” signs.  Yeah, that’s the ticket.

People rarely go on shooting sprees at declared "gun zones" such as NRA meetings, police stations or gun shops.  Why is that?

Fallon nails Robertscare
If it’s mandatory, shouldn’t about 200 million people have signed up for Robertscare by now?  Jimmy Fallon gets it right on The Tonight Show:

That’s right, the White House said that it surpassed its goal for people enrolled in ObamaCare. It’s amazing what you can achieve when you make something mandatory and fine people if they don't do it. And then keep extending the deadline for months. It’s like a Cinderella story. It’s just a beautiful thing. You make everyone do it. Isn’t it great how many people do it? But if you still haven't enrolled, you might have to pay a penalty called the individual shared responsibility payment, which is 1% of your salary. Then Americans said, ‘Man, good thing I don't have a job.

Homosexual woman randomly attacked
Hmmm, witnesses?  When a black “man” does this to a guy minding his own business walking up the sidewalk, it’s called a “random” isolated incident – irrespective of how many times such incidents occur or the fact that 99% of the victims are white and 99% of the perps are black.  Using that logic, I’d have to say that if this incident in fact occurred, it’s a random act of violence.  Move along.  There’s nothing to see here.

It is unquestionably -at least for the lapdog media - total BS

No.  I don’t believe a word of it.  The 7 million number is all BS.  The first question I’d have for King SFB or any of his azz licking minions is:  How many of the 7 million have enrolled 2,3,4,5 or 6 times like the King SFB supporter in OH who voted for the azzwipe 6 times?

Then:  Did they pay 6 premiums?

Then:  Did they pay even one?

Then:  How many of the 7 million have paid?

Then:  Wasn’t the idea of Robertscare to ensure the uninsured?

Then:  How is 7 million - only one million of which were uninsured before Robertscare – a “success” when the there remains between 30 and 50 million uninsured people in America?

Then:  Did the people who signed and PAID save the $2,500 dollars King SFB promised.

Then:  Will people now be able to keep their plans if they like them as King SFB promised?

Then:  Will people be now able to keep their doctors if they like them as King SFB Promised?

Then and most importantly:  How many signed up because they feared personal reprisal from their government?   

For their part, the lapdog media will not ask one question about how Roberscare hit the “magic” 7 million number or what on Earth makes 7 million so magical?  They will not question an ABC Washington Post poll that showed Robertscare rising from an all-time low in popularity to plurality of support in just four days.  Like a Demo-Dope involved in a recount, it doesn’t matter how the number got where it is.  It’s there.  Nothing else matters.  Instead of questioning the BS numbers, the lapdogs are playing banjos, kazoos and mouth harps providing the music while King SFB and his azz lickers perform some bizarre touchdown dance – forgetting their team is still 56 points down.

For his part, King SFB struts around like a bantam rooster who is certain his crowing causes the sun to rise every morning.  Wasn’t it just yesterday SFB was telling us he had no idea the Robertscare website was so effed up?  Now he’s in the Rose Garden telling us everything is great because someone – another good question for lapdogs – in the White House says they mysteriously met their goal with a last minute surge.  How unlikely is that?  I’d ask statistician John Lott to run the numbers.  I think we’d find that there is about a .0000007% probability that the numbers the White House is taking credit for are even possible.  Steve Hayes noted yesterday that it was not all that long ago King SFB was telling us 5 million is a “tiny sliver” when it was people losing their healthcare.  Today King SFB is dancing in the streets about reaching a number that is only a minuscule above a “tiny sliver.” 

The United Nations' report on anything is a joke

The United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change recently released part two of its four part story of the demise of man.  Just a couple of quick things before we get to some serious name calling.  First, how does anyone with a brain get by first three words of the report, “The United Nations’”, without dumping the report into a suitable receptacle like the cyber trash bin or for those still in love with a paper copy an incinerator?  Is there an institution anywhere in the world that is more corrupt, incompetent and just plain full of crap than the UN?  OK the US congress but those bastards are only stealing from and screwing us, not the world.  Besides we elect our congress to screw us.  Well, half the country elects a congress to screw the other half.  We elect a congress to try to stop all of the screwing.  Only of late have we discovered that “our guys” just want to screw us more slowly than the other guys.

Next, why, if “the debate is over,” is the UN wasting its time debating?  Seems to me they continue to debate precisely because, no matter how strenuously they insist that is, the debate isn’t over.  They continue to debate and yell louder and louder because not only isn’t the debate over, the debate is going heavily against the global warm-mongers, especially this winter when people preferred to stay warm than buy into AlGore’s BS.  The debate is going so badly for the warm-monger that they have actually proposed prison time for people who dare question their BS logic on the subject.  The warm-mongers position is so much in question that they need to release a four-part report that has all of the subtlety of a Three Stooges bit.

And really how “settled” can the “non-debate” on global warm-mongering be when this winter the side that is supposedly winning the “non-debate” insists that not only are we all going to die from global warm-mongering but that the warming has gotten so bad that we’ll actually freeze to death due to the warming.  Such is the state of the “debate” when the side arguing the case for warming actually attributes cold weather to…drum roll please…global warming.  THAT Mr. & Mrs. America is $h!t that you simply cannot make up.  THAT is satire that would be straight out of the Onion or People’s Cube were it not rejected because it was just too effed up.

Last but not least, if the debate is over why have “scientist” just discovered five additional greenhouse gases that “may” contribute to global warm-mongering?  I’m sure these “scientists” are patting each other on the back further advancing “the debate is over” meme.  Idiots.  These “scientist” if anything have proven that the debate is NOT over.  We continue to learn new things every day.  Were the debate truly over when AlGore declared it over, the new greenhouse gases may never have been discovered and the UN report would be total unnecessary waste of money.  Which it is anyway.  Does anyone seriously believe that the findings of the report were not totally cooked into the process before the first organizational meeting?

Now the UN comes out with a new report that makes all manner of phony dire prediction.  The report is so full of $h!t that the lead author of the economics section had his name removed from the report because of undue pressure from outside interference from political forces to paint the most horrific consequences possible.

Bottom line:  I don't know if the Earth is getting warmer or cooler.  I know it's doing something with regard to warming and cooling because it ALWAYS has.  I do not know to what extent man is contributing to the warming and cooling.  Given the power of the sun, clouds, volcanoes and other natural phenomenon I doubt man's activities have much to do with warming or cooling of the Earth.  But, I don't know.  That's the difference between me the warm-mongers.  I'll admit that I don't know while they, not knowing much more than the average guy, insist that the debate is over.  Oh yeah, they want to throw me in jail for my thoughts while I just want them to tell the truth...for once. 

Gotta go.  There's a group at the door claiming to be global warm-mongering police wanting to know if I'll reconsider my position.

432 virgins required of Allah with a single shot
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