Tuesday, April 25, 2006

The president lied

OK, I give up. The president lied. He said that there were weapons of mass destruction and there weren’t any. He bombed innocent people and it appears that the president did it for political purposes - President Clinton that is.

After two of our embassies went up in smoke in East Africa in 1998, President Bill Clinton bombed an aspirin factory in Sudan claiming the factory produced chemical weapons. Turns out it didn’t and the action had more to do with DNA on a certain blue dress in D.C. than with chemicals in the Sudan. Not a peep has been heard from the MSM since.

Now, the MSM, 6 tired and retired generals, and half of the nation’s pols are all singing Bush lied because no WMD has been found in Iraq. Odd don’t you think, given that the WORLD KNEW Saddam had WMD and only Clinton knew about the Sudanese Aspirin factory. Seems to me that if we were playing on any kind of a level playing field, Bill Clinton would have some splanin to do and so would Saddam.

Clinton should be splanin why he bombed an aspirin factory and Saddam should be splanin what happened to the WMD. How cool would it be if President Bush visited Saddam the day before he’s scheduled to have his head lopped off and says, I’ll pardon you if you tell me where the WMD went. Saddam spills his guts and Basshar Assad and Vlad Putin are confronted with video of Saddam telling the world that the WMD was moved by Russians to Syria.

Bush says thanks, your pardoned, now all you have to do is work it out with the Iraqis. Saddam’s head rolls right on schedule.

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