Thursday, June 14, 2007

Lex caves, joins comprehensive amnesty crowd

When you’re wrong, you’re wrong. The first step to healing is admitting that you were wrong. Lex was wrong on Comprehensive Amnesty. It’s time to join the Kennedy, Bush, McCain, Lindsey Graham (or as Rush Limbaugh calls him Lindsey Grahamnesty) amnesty crowd.

Here’s my own Comprehensive Amnesty bill as it would sound were it delivered from the Oval Office:

My fellow Americans we have 12 million souls who have broken into our country and taken advantage of our hospitality without so much as a gracias. Many in this country believe that it is not within our power as a nation to deal with this problem. They believe that only way to make the problem of 12 million law breakers go away is to legalize law breaking and declare an amnesty. I agree.

To all illegals not already incarcerated in this country and the unscrupulous ass bags employing them I here by grant a total and complete amnesty…for 60 days. Take the brief opportunity that this amnesty offers to get your to get your criminal butts out of this country and clean up your employment practices.

Starting immediately we will begin to close our borders north and south; east and west. As we do so, not only will it be hard for criminals to get in, it’ll be hard for the criminals already here to get out. Use this 60 day amnesty to leave while you have the chance.

After 60 days, while sealing our borders, we will begin to enforce all current laws on the books regarding immigration. Further, any illegal aliens apprehended after my benevolent 60 day amnesty will be forced to do 90 days doing the real work Americans would rather not do, policing interstate highways in pink underwear for our new Homeland Security Director the former Sheriff of Maricopa County, AZ Joe Arpaio. Any one caught after 120 days will do 6 months with Sheriff Joe.

As we close the borders we are going to have a 60 day amnesty on government services for illegal aliens. Criminal illegal aliens may continue to take advantage of our hospitality during the 60 day amnesty. After that, no more school, welfare, day labor centers, driver’s licenses or any service except life saving measures, but after your criminal ass is well enough, you’ll be turned over to Sheriff Joe to pick up trash on the interstate.

I agree with Senator Kennedy and the other great mind in the Senate, amnesty is the only way to clean this mess up. You have 60 days.

Good night and God bless America.

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