Tuesday, January 22, 2008

What if.....

What to do if faced with a choice between Clinton and McCain in November? I’m considering a trip to the deep backwoods of Michigan. No wait, it may be cold up there in November. A trip to the deep backwoods of Mississippi sounds warmer and better. No wait, that conjures up visions of the film Deliverance. I guess there’s nothing to be done but face the music.

What to do when faced with a choice between a woman whose only qualification for the job is that she remained married to serial philanderer and an unstable old man whose signature piece of legislation is the greatest assault on the Constitution and the First Amendment in the history of the nation? I guess I’ll go with the unstable old man in the hopes that brings on Thompson as a running mate. Then two days after entering office, McCain wakes up and decided that the only way to get the money out of politics is to suspend the constitution in favor of some “straight talk.”

After that the country and the congress take hold of their senses and realize what a nut job McCain is the Twenty-fifth Amendment is evoked and Thompson serves an eight year term.

Hey that’s the hopeful scenario. If the Shrillda Beast gets the nod, we don’t have to worry about a second Beast term. I’m convinced she’ll be able to destroy the country in less than four years.

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