Thursday, September 11, 2008

Dems acting like WWE villain

You can put sailboat ears on a dope and he’s still a what…oh yeah a dope with sailboat ears. Day three of lipstick gate. That’s the subject B-HO doesn’t want to talk about but has brought up so often, it’s now part his stump speech.

Yesterday, another so called “smart” Dem in SC came up with the brilliant line that the only reason Palin was on the ticket was that she had not had an abortion. That is what passes for enlightened political discussion among Dems these days. The comment was followed immediately by the obligatory politician non-apology apology. “I’m sorry if my comment offended anyone.” I’m sorry that 98% of Dems who speak in public these days are so unhinged that they say something stupid (ie. Slow Joe telling a man in a wheelchair to stand up so the crowd can see him).

Dems need to pull the 30 wolves they sent to AK to search out dirt on Palin and send them to a WWE event. Dems are beginning to look like the bad guy in a fake wrestling match. Every time Mauler McGursky does something dirty to Cowboy Sam, the crowd boos. The clueless referee (played by our MSM) also gets booed because he is always miraculously distracted or out of position and doesn’t see (or doesn’t want to see) any of the Mauler’s dirty tactics. When Mauler takes the cup of battery acid and throws it into Cowboy Sam’s face the ref is on his knees behind the actions and doesn’t see a thing. When the crowd explodes in anger, the ref gives them the secret sign of a Democrat - palms up, head cocked to one side and shrugged shoulders.

The longer this goes on the more incensed the crowd becomes. Finally, Cowboy Sam has had enough and lays a long unrelenting a$$whipping on the Mauler – the crowd goes nuts. Then Sam grabs the frightened skinny ref and ties him up in the ring ropes. The crowd goes berserk! Sam stands in the center of the ring arms raised victoriously overhead clutching his title belt.

The more the Dems attack her, the more we like her. The more they talk about her “lack of experience,” the more it highlights B-HO’s non-existent experience - save for what is now being touted as the ultimate presidential experience…community organizing.

LAST: 2,557 days and counting

Keith Olbermann closes his show every night with a count up from the day President Bush landed on the aircraft carrier with the Mission Accomplished sign. As in (use your pompous voice here)“The XXXX day since Mr. Bush declared ‘Mission Accomplished’ in Iraq.”

Hey Keith! Today is the 2,557th day since Sep. 11, 2001. Today is the 2,557th day since a major attack on US soil by Islamo-terror-fascists.

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