Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Wyle E. Dem has found an ACME Troopergate kit

Troopergate is bound to blow up in the Dem’s and MSM’s faces. The only question is when and how. Here’s why:

First and most important, Mike Wooten the “trooper” is an idiot. Aside from sleeping and drinking on the job, illegally shooting a moose he was sworn to protect, he threatened to kill his father-in-law and tasered an 11 year old boy.

In short, Wooten appears to be a reckless derelict who should have been fired. Instead, for all of his dopey behavior, Wooten received a 5 day suspension. Had we worked for any institution outside of government, he’d have been given his walking papers along with a restraining order.

Next, when the story comes out, Palin’s going to look like a hero. We’ve all seen the movies where the hapless spouse is trying to protect herself from a deranged “if I can’t have her nobody can” husband. Repeated pleas for help from the authorities fall on deaf ears. Dead cats show up in the yard. Strange cars follow the family everywhere. Friends disappear and family members are beaten up.

Finally, on a rainy night when the children are off on a school outing, the power and phone lines are cut. The husband breaks in. For 45 minutes the woman and man struggle. Just as the man is about to plunge a kitchen knife into the woman, sister Sarah shows up and calmly shoots the man between the eyes. She continues to pull the trigger and unloads five more rounds into the cretin. Then we hear, click, click, click as she continues to pull the trigger while standing over the lifeless body.

Here’s the important thing for the Dems – the crowd cheers. They don’t care that sister Sarah never dialed 911. They don’t care if she had a permit for the gun. They don’t care that she didn’t holler, “Drop the knife!” before shooting the creep dead. They don’t care that she used illegal high-velocity Teflon bullets. The dope’s dead and Sarah is a hero.

Last, the Dems have some AK partisan hack - Sen. Hollis French - running the investigation. French has already told the media that his report is not going to make Palin look good. Hmmm, shouldn’t he have waited until the investigation was done to let that slip?

To make matters worse, Dems plan to release the report next month. There cannot be a thing political about timing of the release of the report now can there?

Dems will, as they always do, overplay their hand. As a result, the report will backfire and the Dems will end up looking like jerks. No that’s not right – they look like jerks because they are jerks. The report will only serve to further expose them as the jerks that they are.

If I were B-HO, I’d get French on the line and say, “Look you’re going to have some problems with that investigation. It won’t be done until after the election.”

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