Monday, February 01, 2010

Finally, a subject the Dope knows something about

Unable to denying union members their right to a secret ballot; have gays to serve openly in the military; get Dope-a-care, cap and tax or anything else meaningful done, the Dope has turned up analyzing basketball. The community organizer, who never once failed to order enough pizza for the midnight basketball league, has finally stumbled upon something he knows a thing or two about. Too bad for America that Vlad, Ahmadinejad, Chaves, Kim, bin Laden, al Qaeda and the rest of the world’s bad actors won’t square up with the Dope and join a one-on-one double elimination round-ball tournament with world domination as the prize. We’d be in pretty good shape “leadership” wise were that the case.

Unfortunately for us, the world’s bad actors couldn’t give a crap less about basketball. They are content to blow things up, build nukes and eventually blow things up with nukes. But hey, those are thorny problems even for seasoned diplomatic hands. What would we expect a Dope to do about them? The Dope seems stunned that the world’s creeps laugh openly at his naïveté (or is just plain stupidity at this point?).

And consider this. What happened to Scott Brown’s challenge to the Dope for a two-on two game between Brown and his DAUGHTER and whoever the Dope wanted from the Demo-Dope side? Brown openly challenged the dunking Dope to a ball game. Yet not a word about it from the Dope or his adoring press. Why?

Here’s why. The Dope knows he’d end up getting out muscled and out hustled. And who knows what would happen if Scott Brown matched up against him instead of his daughter. So unless Kobe Bryant wins a Demo-Dope seat, don’t expect the Dope to step up and accept the challenge which would set himself up to look like a clown against a girl.

In another issue the Commander of American Sport has inserted himself into:

“The Obama administration is considering several steps that would review the legality of the controversial Bowl Championship Series, the Justice Department said in a letter Friday to a senator who had asked for an antitrust review.”

Wow finally just what the American people wanted. An end to al Qaeda? No an end to the BCS. Clueless Buffoon just scratches the surface with this jerk. I am no constitutional lawyer or professor like the Dope claims to be, but I think freedom of association is right in there somewhere. Colleges do not have to belong to the NCAA. They can form their own association if they want to. They don’t for some reason.

The last thing we need is for the government to get involved in college athletics. The first thing this justice department would determine is that there are not enough female linebackers in college football. And it would be downhill from there.

If justice wants to investigate college anything, maybe they should investigate why college cost have increased at about 3 times the rate of inflation over the last 15 years. If they are interested in diversity, why don’t they investigate why it’s easier to find a four leaf clover in the ice core in Antarctica than a conservative professor with tenure at an Ivy League School?

This guy is an idiot. The sooner we admit our mistake the sooner we can start the twelve step process to recovery. Nothing good happens when you're in denial.

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