Friday, February 21, 2014

John Francois Kerry demonstrates his total douchiness again

While Kiev burns, Venezuela totters, Koreans starve, Iran inches inexorably toward becoming a nuclear state, Syria drifts deeper and deeper into civil war and the practitioners of the religion of peace world-wide perfect their outrage at literally just about everything NOT moored to the 12th century, colossal jerk wad John Francois Kerry has declared that global warming is the most serious threat the world faces.  How on Earth do you even begin to argue with someone so obtuse?  Well, I’d start by pointing out that maybe the Earth getting a bit warmer will work out.  I mean who says THIS CLIMATE is the best for mankind?  Isn’t there something between Eden and the scorched cider like planet the warm-mongers warn us about?

I’m certain the people being beaten and shot by Putin’s surrogate in the Ukraine are thinking, “Gee, all this and global warming too.  Let’s make sure our Molotov cocktails are environmentally friendly.  Do we have any ethanol?” The people in Israel are thinking, “Well at least when the Iranians get their nuke, that’ll be an environmentally friendly end to the state of Israel.  No long gas guzzling war with tanks and jet aircraft.”

Any argument against the dire predictions of the warm-mongers – that never materialize by the way - are met with, “The debate is over.”  Or, “The science is settled.”  Or the more personal, “You’re a flat Earth denier.”  That beauty combines two taunts into one.  It conflates the flat Earth reference of anti-science 15th century doubters of the exploration of the new world with “deniers” as in Holocaust deniers.

But who are the real doubters?  Seems to me if the science was settled you’d be able to predict with pretty much a certitude what was going to happen with the weather.  This winter caught all of the global warm-monger by surprise.  You know who it didn’t catch by surprise – the very unscientific Farmer’s Almanac which accurately predicted a bitterly cold and wet winter.  The Almanac enjoys about an 85% success rate in predicting weather patterns.  That’s bout 84.9999999999% better than the settled science of the global warm-mongers, and that’s with the warm-mongers’ advantage of claiming that whatever weather shows up is a direct result of global warming.

Take the draught in CA.  King Numbnutz dumps millions of pounds of pollution into the air to show up and declares that the draught is a result of global warming.  Never mind that the models these dumbazzes rely upon predict a wetter climate in CA as a result of warming, it’s dry in CA so there’s your global warming evidence for the day.  Now let’s hit the links at a plush desert course that sucks up about million gallons of precious water a day.

The only thing settled about global warming/cooling/climate change is that nothing is settled, save the loony Left’s use of the issue as means to tax us to oblivion and control us into all manner of personal behavior that the Left finds acceptable.  It’s another ruse used by the masterminds to gain control of an ever more and more oblivious populace.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

From the Griffin...
George Will says that when the Obama admin says "The debate is over" it means two things. First, that the debate is raging, and second, the admin is losing the debate. George is right.