Slow Joe J-O-B-S is a three letter word Biden recently told a reporter that he couldn’t think of one reason not to run for president. I can’t think of just one either. 100 sure, 10,000 yeah but it is difficult, nay impossible, to narrow the phony mindless gaff machine’s blunders down to just one. But if I had to do it under the threat of being enrolled in the Joe Biden Hot Shot School of Gun Safety for a year, I’d have to pick this one. Now, if you can get through the whole thing without laughing, I’ll credit you with a year’s free subscription to this page. Here’s a hat tip to Infidel for smuggling the microchip containing this astonishing piece into the compound.
While we’re on the subject
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Meanwhile our enemies, when they stop laughing at us long
enough, are inculcating their youth with a martial spirit. Maybe we should start to re-teach
marksmanship and gun safety in our schools again.
Sam I am…gay
OK people care. Homosexuals care the most. Homophobes care and might just picket NFL
stadiums on Sundays with those incredibly Godly signs, “God hates fags.” The other 95% of us couldn’t care less. I guess we could all do our best Captain Louis Renault impersonation and
claim to be “shocked, shocked I tell you” to discover that there are homosexuals
playing professional football. Who’s
going to come out next? A homosexual
hair dressers? A homosexual guy in the drama
club? A lesbian golfer or tennis
player? Is nothing safe?
Unless you’re Joe Biden or some other brain dead idiot, you might have come
to realize that homosexuals probably populate every industry in about the same
percentages that they populate the general population. Even in the 20 years in the Marine Corps
before don’t ask don’t tell, the rumor mill turned. Whisper, “Hey did you know so and so’s a fag?” They were easy to spot. After a three week field op, their hair and
fingernails were still immaculate. In
fact they were not easy to spot, at least for me. Maybe because even then, as long as they did
their job, and weren’t shacking up in the barracks, I didn’t care, or at least I
didn’t care to know. $h!t! I may have drunk a beer or two with one or
had one into my home and never knew.
I think my kind of indifference is what passes for homophobia these days. If you do not think the “gay pride” parade is
the most expressive most outward display of human dignity ever, you’re a
homophobe. No. I’m not.
I just don’t want to look at a man painted purple with his genitals
lashed in a leather shoe string and a pine cone up his butt. It’s disgusting. It would be just as disgusting if it were a
pretty girl.
But I can guarantee you one thing, Michael Sam will be all the talk before,
during and after the draft and through his rookie season. The meme will be how courageous he is. It’s all BS.
Everyone in the media will be pulling for Sam. Contrast Sam’s homosexuality with Tim Tebow’s
pro-life Christian message. Tebow was
constantly lampooned for his Christian beliefs, even while taking the Broncos
into the playoffs and winning a first round game. These days, Tebow’s experience tells anyone
willing to take an honest look that it takes a whole lot more courage to be
openly Christian than it does to be openly homosexual.
Here’s another test. At your
next meeting tell a Christian or better yet a Catholic joke and watch everyone, Christian/Catholic
included laugh – provided it’s funny.
Then tell a homosexual joke and watch everyone head for the hills to be
the first to report you to HR as a homophobe.
It’s all BS.
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