Right now! Get your checkbook out and put the year 2015 on the first 10 checks. That tip will save you cancelling at least one check this week. WHAT! Nobody pays by check anymore?
“Exercise accident”
America’s most well-known pederast, Harry the most scrawny roach Reid has suffered another accident, his second, while “exercising.” It’s not known at this time if it was the dumbbell’s fault or if the equipment failed…budda-boom. The Koch brothers are being questions as to their where abouts when the “accident” occurred. Democrats are demanding legislation (read increased taxes) to stop “big exercise” from killing the American people. My own theory is – and you can mark this down as Lex’s conspiracy theory 1-15 – is that the roach fell off of some kind self-pleasuring sex machine that his kids got him for Christmas so he’d leave the grandkids alone. Until we get full disclosure, that’s the story I’m going with.
America’s most well-known pederast, Harry the most scrawny roach Reid has suffered another accident, his second, while “exercising.” It’s not known at this time if it was the dumbbell’s fault or if the equipment failed…budda-boom. The Koch brothers are being questions as to their where abouts when the “accident” occurred. Democrats are demanding legislation (read increased taxes) to stop “big exercise” from killing the American people. My own theory is – and you can mark this down as Lex’s conspiracy theory 1-15 – is that the roach fell off of some kind self-pleasuring sex machine that his kids got him for Christmas so he’d leave the grandkids alone. Until we get full disclosure, that’s the story I’m going with.
2016 GOP ticket
Way too soon to be getting worked over Jeb Bush or anyone else on the GOP side. Mark Levin and others are already trashing Jeb Bush, mostly because of his stands on immigration reform and Common Core. Jeez guys we’re two years out. You can’t stay mad that long. I’m for letting it play out and then - sadly - again supporting the GOP candidate. My guy would be a governor like Walker, Perry, Pence or Kasich. If it must be a senator, Rand Paul is my guy. It does no good to start out trashing the field. Besides, as a former FL resident I voted for Jeb 3 times. He’d be better than the Shrilldabeast. But what does it say about a country of 350 million people when we cannot get past a Bush or Clinton for president?
Way too soon to be getting worked over Jeb Bush or anyone else on the GOP side. Mark Levin and others are already trashing Jeb Bush, mostly because of his stands on immigration reform and Common Core. Jeez guys we’re two years out. You can’t stay mad that long. I’m for letting it play out and then - sadly - again supporting the GOP candidate. My guy would be a governor like Walker, Perry, Pence or Kasich. If it must be a senator, Rand Paul is my guy. It does no good to start out trashing the field. Besides, as a former FL resident I voted for Jeb 3 times. He’d be better than the Shrilldabeast. But what does it say about a country of 350 million people when we cannot get past a Bush or Clinton for president?
Kooks against brunch
The anti-police “black lives matter” crowd, tired of shutting down traffic, have taken to shutting down brunch. Weird huh? Who goes to brunch in NY City? While I was having my full up fryer – fried eggs over easy, fried potatoes extra crispy, deep fried French toast and a cup of coffee at the Loving Café – the Lib swells were uptown at the Wayne Center brunching on thin slices of ham, fruit cups, egg white omelets and crepes while sipping on mimosas. HEY! DOPES! Just like shutting down traffic on a bridge in NY City, the people you affect most with your moronicy are your own kind who supported the BS mayor in the first place. So you attack brunch and hit your own kind right in the ol’ eggs benedict. Of course the last place you’d want to try any of this BS is place where it might affect real people. They might not stand for it. Block a bridge in Biloxi and some redneck in a hurry to get home, showered and fed before kickoff might just pitch you off of the structure to cheers of the crowd. So yeah, shut down brunch in NY City and PO a bunch of feeling guilty white Lib professors. Well done.
First post of the New Year, not stellar but good enough.
The anti-police “black lives matter” crowd, tired of shutting down traffic, have taken to shutting down brunch. Weird huh? Who goes to brunch in NY City? While I was having my full up fryer – fried eggs over easy, fried potatoes extra crispy, deep fried French toast and a cup of coffee at the Loving Café – the Lib swells were uptown at the Wayne Center brunching on thin slices of ham, fruit cups, egg white omelets and crepes while sipping on mimosas. HEY! DOPES! Just like shutting down traffic on a bridge in NY City, the people you affect most with your moronicy are your own kind who supported the BS mayor in the first place. So you attack brunch and hit your own kind right in the ol’ eggs benedict. Of course the last place you’d want to try any of this BS is place where it might affect real people. They might not stand for it. Block a bridge in Biloxi and some redneck in a hurry to get home, showered and fed before kickoff might just pitch you off of the structure to cheers of the crowd. So yeah, shut down brunch in NY City and PO a bunch of feeling guilty white Lib professors. Well done.
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