Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Stuff you shouldn't miss

The Empty Suit ruins another night of TV
Hell no I won’t be watching.  I may turn on Liar Liar to get a feel for what is going on at TSOTU.  Also and sadly, I’m 50 pounds overweight with high blood pressure and don’t think my heart will take 8 hours of The Empty Suit rambling on and on and on and on.  Well, it’ll seem like 8 hours.  There’s only so much BS a fat guy’s heart can take.  Hey, wait a minute.  Maybe my health condition is why Mrs. Lex insists we watch TSOTU together with bacon burgers, guacamole and chips, pizza, double stuffed Oreos and extra buttery popcorn.


MLK do-over
Yesterday was MLK Day.  I didn’t comment on it because I was POd about The Empty Suit lecturing Europe on how to assimilate Muslims.  I did give it some thought though.  I came to conclusion that, contrary to MLK’s dream, the color of a man’s skin is more important than ever, and apparently way more important than the content of a man’s character.  

“I have a dream…they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.”  So, is petty thief and thug Michael Brown being judged by the content of his character or the color of his skin?  I submit that if Michael Brown were a white guy the overwhelming opinion about his demise would be “good riddance.”  It is only the color of Brown’s skin that makes Ferguson, MO a cause celeb.  The same is true of Erick Garner and Trayvon Martin.  All three are dead.  All three were committing crimes when they assumed room temperature.

The race baiting d-bags like the Revs? Al and Jesse would have us believe that all three were 21st century Tom Robinsons, the innocent black man wrongly accused of rape in To Kill a Mocking Bird.  The big difference between Tom Robinson and the other three is that Tom Robinson was a decent innocent man of impeccable character.   The other three?  Not so much.

Now consider the character of tax cheat, race baiting, lying, riot inciting, POS Rev? Al.  What a joke.  MLK has to be wondering if white people are the only ones studying his speech anymore.

Kerry and Taylor
I didn’t comment on the Cambodian War hero John Francois Kerry’s trip to Paris.    The world’s most awkward hug between the 32 time Purple Heart winner and  Frenchie Holland or Jimmy Taylor’s You’ve Got a Friend.  All could think was that Weird Al Yankovick needs to do parody called “You’ve gotta be $h!tting me, Friend.”  Seriously WTF was that? 

I’d love to see a real time video of the Islamo-Terror-Fascist’s reaction in to that barge load of BS.  First, a kind of WTF, RCA dog look, followed by a YGBSM chuckle, followed by gut ripping laughter that continues to this day when the ITF get a mental picture of Kerry standing there like the biggest azzbag in the world -eyes shut swaying with the tune like a teeny-bopper chick listening to Elvis croon Love Me Tender.  Could this lying pant load be a bigger azz weasel?  No.  I don't believe he could.

Mr. and Mrs. America that was an embarrassment.  Sadly it wasn’t an embarrassment for idiots like Kerry, The Empty Suit and the Ditz Sisters - who probably thought the whole thing up after deciding another hashtag wouldn’t be appropriate.   
Michael Moore piece below
I’ve re-read and corrected the unreadable piece of trash on MM below.  As punishment for letting that crapola out, the editor of that piece has been assigned to check the electrified fence here at the compound by peeing on it every ten or so feet.


Don't panic.  I'll be taking a meritorious day off tomorrow.  The boss needs me to check the electric fence at the compound.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

From the Griffin....
TES approval rating is up. Because gas prices are down. TES had nothing to with it too. His Sec of Something But We Don't What, said he wished gas prices would go way up to cut back on global warming. TES did not fire him so he must agree. This reminds of the Cadillac commercial were a dork guy thinks the hot babes are eyeing him but they are really eyeing the red new Cadillac in the background. To a lying narrisit like TES trust me. It is the gas price signs the people are liking and not you.