Muller, Kapernick, Houston

Bob Muller is supposedly releasing at least one indictment today.  Fine.  Did anyone expect that this political azzweasel was going to spend millions and take months investigating a non-existent crime then shrug his shoulders and say, “We couldn’t find a damn thing”?

This whole thing reminds me of what a high-powered Caligula, D.C. lawyer once told me, “Even if you are 100% innocent of the crime being investigated, never talk to a cop or prosecutor without lawyer.”  When I asked him why, he said, “It’s their job to find and solve crimes and put people in jail. They will f*ck you if they can.” Remember the Duke Lacrosse team?

So Muller will find someone to charge with something.  When PDJT is inevitably asked about pardons for Muller’s fall guys, he should say, “Well, we’ll have to look at it very carefully, weigh all of the evidence, check all of the testimony, look at the statutes, look at the historic precedencies of similar cases, check with the world court and the UN, weigh all of the options and then I’ll apply the Shrillda the Hutt rule of gaging the level of the accused’s intent for the crime and then I’ll pardon every damn one of them.  If she’s not in jail, no one will be.  If she’s not fined, no one will be.”

Oh my, the left would melt like the Nazi in the Raiders of the Lost Arch.

If I were prone to conspiracy theories, I might think the timing of the indictment is pretty suspicious.  Just as Muller is exposed as a hopelessly conflicted prosecutor, he starts dumping indictments. 

If the alleged crimes are decades old and have nothing to do with Russian collusion, the ostensible reason for the investigation, congress should bring Muller up explain what the hell is going on.  

Does it make sense to collude with the guy trying to ruin your business?
As the National Kneeball League tries to right its sinking ship, they want to bring Colin Kapernick into the discussion.  After all, the first thing the captain of the Titanic did was to invite the iceberg on board to fix the problem with the gaping hole in the ship’s bulkhead. 

How in the hell can the NKL be so obtuse as to think bringing patient zero of the disease that is about to wipe the NKL out into a room to talk to the people trying to fix his mess is going to result in anything but further infections? 

Kapernick is a walking talking POS who cannot play anymore.  Actually, I do not know if he can play at the NKL level anymore or not.  What I do know is the NKL is willing to tolerate all manner social misfits from murderers to drug users/dealers to thugs to just plain social malcontents on one condition, they can play football.

Kapernick remains unsigned.  I assume it is because the powers that be, weighing the good and the bad, have calculated Colin Kapernick is washed up.  If QBs continue to fall like flies at the first frost, he may get chance to play after the talent pool is sufficiently depleted.

But the NKL bringing this cancer into a meeting designed to chart a path out the mess Kapernick started reminds me a coward’s three levels of resistance.  Level 1: Run.  Level 2: Hide.  Level 3: Collaborate.

Protests should target something related to the alleged grievances
So the Houston Texans (Really are there any other kind?  The Houston Hoosiers?  The Houston Buckeyes?  I would think Houston would be like Kleenex where the brand name suffices for the entire variety of tissues.)  Anyway the Houston Texans’ owner made a comment about the inmates running the prison.  To show how PO’d they were at the owner for making that comment, the players all wrote letters to the editor, then graciously accepted the owner’s apology and then held a joint news conference with team officials expressing team solidarity.

What?  None of that happened.  What happened then?  The players, save 6, all took a knee during the national anthem before Sunday’s game.  What the heck does that have to do with what the owner said?  So the boss saying something true but outside the norm of accepted PC BS is now grounds to disrespect the flag?  Why didn’t they just do what anyone would do when the boss Pees them off, stick a hose through the window of his car and turn it on.  Seriously, what the heck does the “inmates” comment have to do with the flag?  I thought the flag protest was about systematic oppression by the government and police?  Now it is apparently about a $h!tty boss and anyone who doesn’t think America sucks.

The Houston owner’s (See everyone knows Houston is in Texas unless other wise stated.) statement was absolutely correct.  He should have used the more popular “We can’t have the lunatics running the asylum.”  The criminal element in the NKL is pretty widely known and stipulated to.  The idea that they are crazy as hell isn’t so widely accepted. 

If someone called me a murderer it wouldn’t bother much because I haven’t murdered anyone…yet.  But if they called me lazy, juvenile, dope it would rate an immediate and strong rebuttal because they’d hit a little too close to the truth.  So I’d have to retaliate by calling them a “culeless azzwipe who didn’t no there head from there azz,” and thereby prove their point.   

So it is with Houston NKL football team.  The “inmates” comment was a little too close to the truth.  The idea of protesting something in manner that has zero to do with the supposed grievance demonstrates what a bunch of clueless buttheads they are.

A good exercise for the Houston owner to engage in might be to bring the players in and sit them down and say, “Look I really want to understand what this whole ‘protest’ is about.  In front of you is a pen and a piece of paper.  So I want each of you write down, in your own words, what the ‘protest’ is about, and what you hope to accomplish with it.  Oh, by the way, mo’fu*ker is not an actual word.”

My guess is no two of the papers would express the same grievance and goal, if they could be read at all.   The papers would then be released to local newspaper.  That exercise would prove the point one commentator made, the “C” students are now running/ruining the league.