Questions for the New Year

Riddle me this Batman.  If the Russians were colluding with DJT to get him elected, why is there no Shrillda the Hutt dossier?  Seems to this small mind that if you’re interested in getting someone elected you do not participate in the fabrication of a salacious fake dossier to improve their/your chances.

The corollary to that question is why IS there a Trump dossier? Fine there’s no Shrillda the Hutt dossier.  There probably was one but it became too voluminous to haul around without a pickup truck.  Here’s the thing about the Trump dossier, if the dossier were not so patently fake it would be exhibit one in the insane Maxine Watters’ Impeachment Trial that Trump did not collude with the Russians.  It is a crazy collusion theory that has one of the colluders trying to destroy the colluder that that the first colluder supposedly supports and wants to win the election.  

So we’re supposed to believe that the Russians were helping Trump by assisting the DNC, Shrillda the Hutt and sadly it appears the FBI to develop the most vial accusations against their preferred candidate, but produced nothing from a mountain of known and provable scandals on the azzbag they were trying to defeat.

That, Mr. & Mrs. America makes no sense what-so-ever.  Why isn’t it being trumpeted from the White House?  Dunno.

Riddle me this Batman. How long can the Lefty Libs sustain their rage and petty partisanship? It’s been a year.  An entire year of howling at the moon like bat excrement crazy lunatics has gone by with not a whiff that the bat excrement crazy behavior will end anytime soon.

The latest nudge toward the edge of the cliff the bat excrement crazy Lefty Libs seem intent on falling off of was “the button” tweet.  I get it.  It was very jr hi locker room like, but it was funny so it was okay.  Even Mrs. Lex giggled a bit as she rolled her eyes and let loose one her standard “oh brother”, laments when the tweet came up on the news.

If the letters to the editor in the local fish wrap are any indication, the tax bill is causing them excruciating pain.  My guess is that pain arises primarily from the knowledge that, given the history of such things, the economy is going boom in 2018.  America doing well under PDJT is the Demo-Dopes worse nightmare.  Will the Dopes celebrate 4+% GDP growth? No.  They will bad mouth the economy and talk of burger flipping jobs, as if flipping burgers is somehow beneath the dignity of someone out of a job. 

If he brings N Koreans to heel via tweet and economic pressure on China what will the Left do?  Celebrate the avoidance of war?  No. They will move the Dooms Day Clock 20 seconds past mid-night.

Riddle me this Batman.  If global warming, climate change, climate disruption is real why have I literally been freezing my butt off for the last 10 days?  It was -13 the other day crying out loud.  And those predictions about kids never seeing snow again are total BS.  The kids are seeing snow where snow isn’t supposed to be – FL.