Wannbe Adm Kirby delights in f*cking the troops

HAPPY HEW YEAR!!

There was a GySgt (Fuga, I think) during my Marne Corps career who, when directed to do something for the troops, would reply deadpan, “F*ck the troops.  The troops don’t rate.”  Then the Gunny would bend over backward for every one of “his” Marines. It was a beautiful thing to witness.

What isn’t beautiful is watching wannabe flag officers say, “F*ck the troops” and mean it.  Take my least favorite, and I hate to use this word in front of the scumbag’s name - Marine - Jimmy f*uck the troops Amos.  This walking talking POS is a pee poor example of a Marine, let alone a Marine officer, let alone Commandant albeit the worst Commandant in the history of the Corps.   

Whatever else you can say about this turd biscuit, worst Commandant in history, quitter, shirker, an officer who can fly an airplane - he is and always will be to my way of thinking a worthless bag of sh*t. 

Jimmy NICE (no initial combat experience) Amos is the boob who, from the comfort of his leather chair in his air conditioned office, wanted to “crush” the Marine snipers who, in the heat (literally and figuratively) of battle, were photographed peeing on a bunch of dead Taliban.

For Jimmy NICE f*cking those Marines was a signal to everyone what a tough guy he could be if only he were man enough and willing to get off his azz and get shot at.

Worse case, if the azzbag wasn’t going to advocate for “his” Marines, all he had to do was keep his suck shut.  He couldn’t do TBS, and he couldn’t do the minimum for those Marines. 

Now fast forward to Ret. wannabe Adm Johnny couldn’t float a canoe Kirby.  Kirby is another flag office who, when he says “f*ck the troops,” means it.  Kirby is a real REMF’s REMF*. This supercilious waste of human tissue REMF mother F-ker (I know that’s a double mother f-ker and totally accurate) makes a dickweed like Amos look like F-ing Chesty Puller**.

*NOTE: REMF: Rear Echelon Mother F-ker

**Note:  Chesty Puller is a true legend of the USMC, awarded 5, count them FIVE, F-I-V-E, 5 Navy Crosses. Puller once gave a one word speech at a Marine event.  Here’s the transcript – “MARINES!” Upon which pandemonium broke out in the crowd.  Order could not be restored and they adjourned to the bar. I’m not sure the last part of the story is totally accurate, but the one word speech part is.  And I am also certain that “they adjourned to the bar”, just not sure about the exact timing of that event in relation to the one word speech.

Kirby worked his azz off in the Navy French kissing azz as a Public Affairs Officer.  I know.  Nasty work, but someone’s got to sit on their azz all day and do it.  Right, Kirbster? 

The Kirb-douche spent his entire naval career under constant threat of papercuts, chair chaffing and withering toner cartridge failure. Yet this REMF’s REMF from the comfort of a TV studio rolls in on forward deployed troops for asking the CinC to sign personal items and – inaccurately – accuses them of crimes.

Unlike Gunny Fuga, when the Kirbster says, “F-k the troops” he means it and worse actively pursues it. He’s a disgrace.  Real sailors would keel haul the REMF mother F-er.