Wednesday, March 21, 2007

RAT approval makes Bush look strong

Hey, what ever happened to that minimum wage bill that passed the house in the first 100 hours? Or the stem cell bill? Or the much hyped homeland security improvements? The answer is nothing. A big fat zero, nada, zilch, zippo, that’s what. While these initiatives sit unattended, and while American fighting men risk it all to secure victory in Iraq, the only thing DemoRATS have to show for their congress are 18 or 19 failed lose the war now resolutions.

In a desperate attempt to get something done, DemoRATS hauled the wife of proven liar Joe Wilson before a committee hearing where Mrs. Gasbag had to admit that even she did not know if she was a covered agent under the law. That seemed to make no difference to the DemoRATS who thought that if the wife of a delusional liar called herself covered that was quite enough. Then Mrs. Lying Windbag herself got caught in a bit of a contradiction with her previous statements. Apparently when asked how lying Joe got picked for the Niger trip the obvious truth -- I was looking for a way to get the pompous ass out of the house for couple of weeks. The fact that I could get him to a third world country where he might contract an incurable disease was just an added bonus -- wouldn’t do. So lying Joe stayed up all night with Mrs. Lying Joe concocting a story so full of unidentified “someone”s in chain of “Oh My Gosh” phone calls and chance meetings that only a dolt would believe it; which is precisely why committee DemoRATS nodded knowingly in agreement throughout the entire unbelievable chain of events as they were laid out by Mrs. Canyoubelievethis.

Now, unable to get one thing on their agenda through their own congress, DemoRATS are taking on the arduous duty of getting to bottom of the firings of eight US Attorneys, who can, under the law, be fired at time for any reason. DemoRATS are still disappointed that Patty Fitzfong couldn’t snare Karl Rove in a perjury trap so they want to give it a try on the Hill. So lemme guess, after six months of hot air, the wily DemoRATS will discover that the eight attorneys were fired for some reason at some time and it’s all Karl Rove’s fault, who by the way lied to congress.

To avoid all of this, the president has said Rove and other White House aides won’t testify under oath. DemoRATS, not as interested in getting the facts as much as a perjury indictment, are sure to subpoena Rove anyway. When he doesn’t show, he’ll receive a contempt of Congress citation, which he will have placed in gilded framed with a triple matt. He’ll also have a wallet size photo copy of the citation made to carry with him to show friends like a proud new papa showing pictures of a new son to anyone who’ll look.

Now, for a president with an approval rating as anemic as Bush’s, this would all be serious trouble. It’s not. The reason that it’s not is that only person or institution with a lower approval rating than the president’s is the Queen General Pelosi, Scrawny Harry led DemoRAT congress. At the last reading, because of their failure to accomplish even one thing, the DemoRAT led congress’ approval rating was at an all-time low 28%. Now if President Bush’s approval drops .000001% over a month, it’s headline news. But there is nary a word in the MSM about Queen General Pelosi’s and Scrawny Harry’s congressional approval meltdown. Hmmm, why would that be?

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