Monday, March 26, 2007

Save Gonzales by pardoning Libby

There is silver lining to every dark cloud. Ironically, when President Bush accedes to DemoRAT wishes and fires Roberto Gonzales, he’s likely to appoint a more conservative guy to head up Justice -- which even more ironically, should lead to more firings. Gonzales is expected to testify before some of congresses dimmest bulbs on Apr 17, if he lasts that long.

Patty Leahy was whining like a newly weaned pup placed in a kennel on his first night at the pet shop. “Nothing” is how the blow-hard Vermont gasbag described President Bush’s offer to allow the nefarious Karl Rove to answer gasbag questions behind closed doors and not under oath. “Why this is an outrage!! How can posture like the pompous louses that we are for our adoring media behind closed doors? We can’t!!! AND THAT’s AN OUTRAGE!! Chuckles Schumer and I will have to find some other venue spew our inanities.” Chuckles and Patty want Rove on the record so that when he says he was wearing striped tie on the day the attorneys were fired they can produce a picture of Rove wearing a polka dotted tie and get Patty Fitzfong to prosecute “the liar” for perjury. Rove’s explanation that he changed to the polka dotted tie after spilling soup on the striped one at lunch will be met with skepticism; “the cover up is always worse than the crime” Chuckles will opine.

There is one great way out of this whole mess. Bush should announce a press conference ten minutes after Gonzales begins his testimony on Apr 17th. At that press conference, President Bush should announce the full pardon Scooter Libby. Once word of the pardon hits the hearing room, several DemoRATS are sure to be crushed under the stampede of DemoRATS and their MSM lemmings trying to get out of the hearing room to be the first one to get to the microphone to condemn the president’s move. Left alone in the hearing room, Gonzales will quietly pack up his notes and head back to his office at Justice to finish out his term.

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