Monday, June 01, 2009

GM, racists and nuts

GM or Gubimint Motors

Good news! We (the government) are taking over GM today. What could possibly go wrong? Now of the “big three auto makers,” we (da gubimint) own two. What does that mean for Ford, the lone privately owned American car company? T-R-O-U-B-L-E, that’s what.

There is no way that the government can let Ford run itself if Ford is running the government car makers out of business. So when GM (aka Government Motor) makes a $12,000 battery operated runabout that seats two uncomfortably and – in typical government fashion - tries to sell it for $37,000 that car will fail.

Meanwhile, customers will be flocking to buy Fords. Hmm. When that happens, Barney Frank will do one of two things. He will force the government to buy enough of GM’s $37,000 losers to ensure a GM profit; or through regulation and government coercion, he will force Ford to produce a $37,000 two seat loser of its own.

Rule of thumb: If you’re not willing to bailout all failing companies don’t bailout any.

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck…

OK maybe Sotomayor isn’t a racist. Maybe she just talks and acts like one. That’s right, acts like one. We all know by now that she thinks she’s smarter than white men by virtue of being a “Latina woman.” Saying it is one thing, but then there’s the New Haven Fire Department case where she actually found against the white male lieutenant being promoted because he was a white male.

So Lex thinks, she says what she means. And if what she says is racist, and then she act on what she has said, (head scratch here) why can’t you say that she’s a racist? The only good and logical counter argument to calling Sotomayor a racist is, “No she’s not. She just talks and acts like a racist.”

Now I said the only good and logical counter argument is to say she just talks and acts like a racist. The leftie libs and their MSM jackasses use the rather odd argument that pointing out racist speech and racist actions is itself racist and makes the one pointing the racist speech and acts out a much worse racist than one actually engaging in the racist behavior. Weird huh?

Nuts and Nukes

North Korea is spouting off, blowing up nuclear bombs and shooting missiles all over the Sea of Japan. Why worry? Like the Dear Leader described Iran and Venezuela, North Korea is a comparatively “tiny country” led by a dying demented dictator with no clear line of succession. How could North Korea pose any threat to America? Of course, that’s not counting the 30,000+ American service members stationed in South Korea.

Trust me. The Dear Leader will show up in Pyongyang, sit down with his Dear Leader counterpart the pot-bellied lunatic with the bouffant hair-do Kim Il Jung and apologize for America’s involvement in the Korean War and our “heavy handed” presence on the peninsula since the armistice. Kim will be delighted and offer to give our Dear Leader a full body massage using that jell found at the top of a can of Spam and crisis will be averted…until our Dear Leader refuses the massage.

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