Celebrating Lex History Month

Remember, during the last presidential campaign, when a black school "teacher" conducted an in-class election. She asked how many of her students would vote for the skinny, sail eared, arugula eating Dope then known on this page simply as B-HO. A bunch of students raised their hands. Then she asks who would vote for war hero John McCain. One white girl raised her hand. The ignorant overweight tub of lard "teacher" began to mock the girl in front of her classmates and told the girl, whose dad was serving in Afghanistan, "well you daddy won't be comin' home fo a hundred years." The whole incident was despicable. But the girl and her mom forgave the race baiting ignoramus "teacher." The most serious thing for me was, after several interviews, it was clear that this "teacher" had no business "teaching" anyone anything but a good biscuit recipe.

Then there were the elementary school "teachers" who taught their kids to chant Barack Hussein Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm. Nothing wrong with that right? Wrong! Let a white teacher have his kids chant, "Nancy, Harry and the Dope, dumb, dumber and dumbest" and see what might happen. In the latter case, at least the kids would be learning the use of superlatives. What does mmm, mmm, mmm teach kids? When your stuck for a creative thought just hum.

Now we have three teachers in LA who are in trouble because they gave their students pictures of OJ Simpson, Rupaul and Dennis Rodman to carry during a Black History parade. Black History parade? WTF? OK probably not the best examples of blacks to issue to young students. It's sort of like giving students pictures of Jeffrey Dahmer, Tim McVeigh and Lee Oswald for white history month - if ever whitey had a month to himself.

Had I been the teacher, I would have handed out pictures of Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell, Shelby Steele and my favorite Rush Limbaugh substitute Walter Williams. Had the teachers done that, I'm sure they'd be in more trouble than they are now. Well on second thought, the teacher probably would have to of had to explain who those people are to most of academia.

But hey, whatever happened to that post racial period that King Dope was supposed to usher in? Where is it? In the same $h!tcan as his Iraq withdrawal plan and the rest of Dopolus's hope-n-change BS, I suppose. We will NEVER be post racial as long as we have set-aside months for certain classes of people. It's like the old days when we had "equal opportunity/affirmative action programs." You can have one or the other but NOT both. When I'd make that rather obvious point to the Marine Corps, I was told to shut the hell up. When I stopped reporting the racial composition of my unit, all hell broke loose.

You cannot be post racial while continually dwelling on race. I can't wait for the day when Black History month, Hispanic Heritage month, Asian Pacific Islander month, Women's month, all go the way of the three pronged pitchfork. Or even better, the way of the words Negro and niggardly - and soon no doubt Niger. Because we are intent on catering to the lowest common denominator, Niger will soon become known as "that African nation west of Chad and south of Algeria." Post racial my @$$.