Friday, March 26, 2010

Why so many crybabies?

When did America start electing wimps, whiners and crybabies as our representative officials? If I had to guess, I think it would date back to the day we decided to "give all of the boys a trophy" for playing baseball.

Used to be we'd elect guys like Davy Crockett and Andrew Jackson to the House of Representatives. Used to be our elected officials would settle things with a good old fashion duel or caning. Now we have bunch whining sniveling cowards like Bart Stoogeflak, Anthony Weiner and other Demo-Dope losers acting as if anyone challenging their votes for Dope-a-care is threatening them and their families with annihilation.

Little Bart was on Gretta last night talking about the spitting incident that "we've all seen" against members. Well no Bart, we haven't seen it. Because it doesn't exist. Unless you're referring to this incident where a protester may have unintentionally sprayed a member while the member was inciting the crowd.

Then there's the appropriately named Representative Weiner. After he received a white powder in the mail at one of his congressional offices, Demo-Dopes blamed Sarah Palin. Huh? Yeah, well apparently Palin wrote on her tweet after the House vote, "Commonsense Conservatives & America Lovers: Don't retreat - Instead RELOAD!" Now think about that. Does that mean that we commonsense Conservatives have already fired our arsenal of weapons so many times at the Lib Demo-Dopes that we now need to reload. How many dead were there? Seems to me, given the unmanly nature of our opponents, we wouldn't need to reload, because they would all be dead.

I think Palin was using a metaphor not issuing actual instructions to her lock step followers. But there is something cool about the sound, smell and mechanics of reloading a weapon.

Demo-Dopes are also upset that Palin used a graphic of a gun sight on her webpage to show which House seats we commonsense conservatives ought to - are you ready for this - "target" this fall. AHHHHGGGGHHHAAAHH! How insensitive. Targeting your opponents for defeat. Instead of a target, Palin ought to use a baby's pacifier to signify putting another cry baby to sleep. Let me make that clear to Bart and other Demo-Dopes - that's asleep like a baby NOT the family dog when she gets old. Come to think of it, there's probably not that much difference between putting the baby and an old dog to sleep for most Demo-Dopes.

Then yesterday some pant load of a Demo-Dope, as if there were any other kind, called for House Minority Leader John Boehner's resignation for saying that if a certain Ohio Demo-Dope congressman voted for the Dope-a-care bill, "he'd be dead" come fall's election. Oh my! Now there's a clear death threat if I've ever heard one - unless of course Boehner was talking metaphorically about the member being dead politically. Well then that would be another story. So do we suppose Boehner was calling for the death of the member or his defeat in the Nov election? Hard to say. We know that Boehner himself has killed nearly one member while ordering the death of nearly one other. Yes, this guy has to go before someone nearly gets hurt.

Beside let's face it, the world would be better off with certain politicians dead. A short list:
Hitler - politician
Mussolini - politician
Arron Burr - politician
Emperor Palpatine (aka Darth Sidious) - politician

The rub here is who gets to decide who dies. Booth? Oswald? Sad and tragic as the historic result may be, it's best to let God sort it out.

Last point. Why are these Demo-Dopes worried about violent conservatives? Until now, whenever there is or has been a violent mob, it has always been run by unwashed leftists - as if there were another kind.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Anti-Bulling Laws For Our Pols

Our schools are swift to spare the rod because of lawsuits. The Feds impose all kinds of liberal BS, and I have to mention the 44 states that now have school anti-bullying laws. Google "anti-bulling laws" and stand back. The lawyers, the shrinks, the hamstrung teachers,the pols, all come rolling out of the internet. All appear to say that there are really no penalties but these are sorely needed. I postulate a timely crack with a yardstick to the temple of the bully would do wonders. For a lesser offense the miscreant would be placed last in the lunch line. I know, I know these are harsh reprocussions but you need to draw the line somewhere. Of course the teacher would be ruined unless she had sex with the bully. Then the teacher could do a photo layout for Playboy and become a millionaire. I digress. The time has come to pass new legislation against bullying our politicans. Spitting and name calling a hapless congressperson has got to end. I know they can do that to each other, like using the N word, but hey the voters better stop it right now! Surely they can find a blue ribbon committee that is between their findings on "Peach Blossom Wilt Fungus" and "Wilt Fungus on Peach Blossoms" to draft immediate laws on politican bullying. Of course every pol should get a trophy before being diagosed with ADHD. This will build their self esteem before those ol' nasty voters dish them in the nurse's medication despensing line, and h..e..double toothpicks breaks out. In the meantime, the commission should have it's preordained directions released in 8-10 years. The Griffin.