Wednesday, March 24, 2010

What now?

Well, after a profane intro by the Slowest of the Slow, Slow Joe Biden, the Dope signed Dope-a-care into law yesterday. Man I feel better already. I think I'll run down to Ready Medi and get some pills for all the things that are ailling me. Huh, the only thing kicking in immediately are the taxes. Damn.

So what to do?

1. If you need any body parts replaced, do it now. In that it is usually the elderly that benifit from them, knee and hip replacements are likley to become rather rare under Dope-a-care.
2. If you think you'll need body parts replaced in the future, do it now. Replacing your heart and lungs now may be another life-saving move for the future.
3. Procreat like crazy. Unless every able bodied US woman committs to having at least three or three more children, there is no way our current demographic mix is going to be able to sustain Dope-a-care.
4. As predicted yesterday, do not rely on the Supreme Court to overturn Dope-a-care.
5. As predicted yesterday, do not count on Republi-Rats to repeal Dope-a-care. Cornyn ought to face a stiff primary challenge next time around for that comment alone.
6. If you're going to get sick, get sick before this thing kicks in.
7. Vote in Nov. If you live in Chicago, vote twice, at least.
I've gotta run leaky hot water heater ugh.

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