House Republicans are scheduled to read the US Constitution on the floor of the house today. Never since the reading of Huck Finn in the public school has reading a document caused such a stir. We had a few days ago the sorry case of Ezra Klein who whined that the document was confusing because it was over 100 years old. Now we have all manner of Demo-Dope congressmen up in arms over reading the document that they have sworn to protect and defend.
The Lib outrage over the reading our the document upon which our government is based is not limited to no nothing elected Demo-Dopes either. Libs in general are appalled that the document is being read aloud in the chamber. Congresswoman Michelle Bachman has upped the ante a bit by scheduling a class on the constitution taught be Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia. Whoa the outrage. How dare she.
All this kerfuffle staged by Demo-Dopes in opposition to reading and learning about the US Constitution. It just goes to show how far out of their way these nitwits will travel to step in a pile of excrement. It is the Constitution not some XXX porn that is going to be read and studied. What is the matter with you? What are you so afraid of?
The problem of course is that there is an awakening happening in the US, and if “We the People” learn that most of what the Washington has nothing to with the Constitution, “We the People” just might throw even more of the pamper leaches out on their @$$es, if we don’t come for them with pitchforks first.
And if your going to remove a leach with a pitchfork, let’s start with excrement for brains Steny Hoyer. The MD congressman recently said this:
“There are a whole lot of people in the Tea Party that I see in these polls who don’t want any compromise. My presumption is they have unhappy families. All of you have been in families: single-parent, two-parents, whatever. Multiple parent and a stepfather. The fact is life is about trying to reach accommodation with one another so we can move forward. That is certainly what democracy is about. So if we are going to move forward compromise is necessary.”
I was going to send Steny the following note:
Steny
I am the Tea Party. You are a worthless oxygen thief. Let me tell you something about my family. On my mom and dad’s worst days they were better, smarter and more productive people than you on your best. My dad fought in WWII. After the war, he ran a painting business and met pay roll every week. You could not carry his shoes. My five siblings have lived better and more productive lives than you or any pompous ass that thinks like you. My brother went to Viet Nam while weasels like you were fetching coffee for the party bosses. You are not fit to sniff his jock strap. You think you are a big deal and accomplished man. You are nothing but a weak pampered weasel. I hope you choke on a chicken bone in the congressional dining room and die the slow miserable death you deserve face down in plate of your own bile.
Now I believe every word of that note to be true but I did not send it because arrogant Dopes like Hoyer would believe that it proved their point. So instead I did send him this love note.
Gee Steny, who knew we were unhappy? I guess it takes a great mind like yours uninhibited by real work to come up with such nonsense. The only thing missing from your pearl of wisdom was some reference to us all being bitter and clinging to guns and bibles. You need to work on that.
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