Monday, May 21, 2012

Lizzy no tellum truth

White Indian (feather Indian not dot Indian) Lizzy Warren (aka Chief Little Miss Bullshirter) is in a bit more trouble today. Seems Harvard’s one and only faculty member with American Indian blood, even if it is only “family lore” blood, and only 1/32nd at that, lifted a couple recipes from some Frog chef for her Pow Wow Chow cookbook.


ASIDE: Mark Steyn had the best line to date on Lizzy Liesherassoff Warren: She’s the whitest white person since Frosty the Snowman fell into a vat of whiteout.

ASIDEII: If you’re going to make $h!t up about being an Indian, why go with, “Why yes, I’m 1/32nd Cherokee Indian. Can’t you tell by my typically high cheek bones? Now give me some of that fire water you’re having.” Why not go with, “My father heap big medicine man for the famed Fugawi tribe, made famous in a joke and in the comic classic F Troop.” Oh, I don’t remember joke but the punch line is when the white guy says to the Indian, “Where the f**k are we” which the Indian translates into Fugawi. Now you can make up your own joke to go with it. 

ASIDE III: I’m no Indian, not even 1/1,132nd, but isn’t titling your book the “Pow Wow Chow Cookbook” a bit racist? What’s next, the not so Rev? Jesse Hymietown Jackson’s “Big n’ Nasty Eat Treats From the Strees of the Hood that are Good - to go and Sure Not to be Givin’ You No Colon Blow” cookbook?

ASIDE to aside III: I cannot prove Indian ancestry, which I guess doesn’t make much difference if it’s family lore. So in that regard, I once complained to my dad that some old lady at the Columbus Mannerchor told me our family was Polish. No. We’re German-Austrian, I corrected her. Dad said, “She’s probably right. We’re from the part of Europe that was over run and run over so many times we probably have a bit everything in us.” So there you have it, family lore for having a bit of “everything in us.”

Anyway, where were we, oh, yeah, Lizzy the lifter snatching a couple of recipes from the Frog for her cookbook. I don’t know how such things work, but come on Lizzy.  You couldn’t lift the Frog’s recipe and spice it up a bit by adding a tea spoon of Cajun Mrs. Dash to his work and call it your own? How hard is it?

Lizzy definitely needs to get in touch with the P-BO who has a Bio from his publisher saying he was born in Kenya. The publisher claims it was an editing error that survived for 16 years of "editing" then magically was caught just as B-HO announced his run to ruin the country. So Lizzy needs to get the publisher to address this plagiarism as an “editor’s error” before it appears that she’s some self promoting, lying, cheating and stealing creep, which of course she is. But she needs the lamestreamers to get out there and run top cover for her.

Check this out for all you need to know about the queen of Indian lore.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

When discussing fairness and an "equal shot", Warren is maybe 31/32 non-Native American, and Obama has no slave blood yet they both get preferences? Both of them have claimed they should get preferences then both demand fairness. The Griffin predicts they will both lose in Novemember. It is the only "fair" outcome.