Thursday, May 09, 2013

Not that it makes a difference or anything, but LB and the Shrilldabeast are liars

After yesterday’s Benghazi hearings, what we know for sure is that Jodi Arius is guilty of murdering her boyfriend and the Shrilldabeast, teeny tiny berry brain Barry had nothing to do with the murder of four Americans in Benghazi.


In fact, the heroism displayed by these two actually saved lives! As such, they have put each other in for life-saving awards. Through their heroic measures to jail some unknown filmmaker, thousands, nay hundreds of thousands, nay yet again millions upon millions were saved. That calculation is made using the same math as the jobs created or “saved” rubric under the stimulus.

What we know for sure as a result of yesterday’s hearings:

That the film had nothing to do with the events that led to the deaths of the four Americans.

That proclaiming it did gained the film more exposure than it would have had the LB administration just kept their sewer slit shuts

That LB lied.

That the Shrilldabeast lied.

That Susan Rice lied.

That Jay the carny barker Carney lied.

That MD Rep Elijah Cummings is the male intellectual counterpart of Maxine Waters. He’s also a calloused lying end of the male unit. I’d love to watch a video of Cummings, Waters and super imbecile Hank Johnson (the guy who thought Guam would “tip over and capsize” if more Naval personnel were deployed to the island) collaborate on assembling a 500 piece puzzle, flying a kite, figuring a major league batting average, explaining the infield fly rule, or balancing a check book. I’m telling you it would be comedy gold.  The words, "You know, I really don't know much about that," would never be uttered.

Questions that should be asked:

Why is it that everyone knew it was a terror attack, but Susan Rice never mentioned that on her Sunday talk show round robin?

Why is it that nobody thought the video had a thing to with it, but the terror aspect, that everyone knew to be the cause, was scrubbed in favor of blaming a video?

Where was LB while his Ambassador to Libya and three other Americans were being murdered?

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