Monday, May 06, 2013

The one word to describe Biden is...



So if the one word identifier for Miniscule Barry is punk, what is the word for his political side-kick - the ever so slow witted two blasts and a garden variety slap Joe J-O-B-S is a three letter word Biden?

Given the fact that this super ultra hyper mega buffoon is a bottomless pit of stupidity, you might think Lex is leaning in that direction. Wrong. The one word identifier for this hopelessly stupid scum sucking double d-bag that makes the likes of Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin look like geniuses is - “Phony.”

But Lex, Homer and Peter aren’t real. They are cartoon characters. So, your point is…what? Biden isn’t cartoonish? Come on, really? Biden is an amalgamation of every cartoon dope from the two already listed to Bullwinkle J. Moose and Wile E. Coyote.

Biden is real? He is nothing but a phony POS. Nothing about this forgery of a man is real. He’s every bit as two dimensional as the others.

Biden is as phony as a Cincinnati Bengals’ Super Bowl Champion’s ring. From his fake capped teeth and his hair plugged head to the faux working class tough guy persona, he’s nothing but a phony baloney BS artist.

He’s a lying, plagiarizing fraud. Nothing in his biography or anything that spews from the sewer slit that he uses for communication has any direct correlation to reality.

To barrow one of 10,000,000 of King Jackass’s glaring blunders; Biden is an eight letter word P-H-O-N-Y.

Coming this week
I’ve been mulling the fate of our armed forces under the “leadership” microscopic Barry. We’re told that the US fighting force is the smartest, best trained, best equipped and best led force in the history of the world.

I wonder.

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