Right now though, the Reps are riding a wave. It’s not only for the midterm. Looking ahead to 2016 – which is what
everyone will be doing on Tuesday night and Wednesday morning – the Reps look
good as well. Why? Well it’s not their candidate – they don’t
have one or even a slate to choose from yet.
But when the top Dope candidates are the Shrilldabeast who is looking
more and more like a cross between Cruela Deville and Snooki in an extra, extra
large pantsuit and super stupid slow Joe Biden (don’t worry though, what he lacks
in smarts he more than makes up for with his arrogance) what more could you ask
for?
Take the Shrilldabeast…please. From White Water to travelgate, from cattle
futures to the vast right-wing conspiracy, from Hillarycare to a mistranslated “reset
button,” from Benghazi being the result of a video to not making any difference,
from being so “dead broke” she couldn’t pay her mortgages to businesses don’t create jobs she’s proven to be a
classless, cruel, bitter and gaff prone politician if ever there was one. Being Billy Boy Billbo Clinton’s rape
enabling spouse of convenience, she can’t even fall back on the “war on women”
meme. She is married to the war on
women.
Then there’s slow Joe.
Joe is a two-time plagiarizer, serial liar and all-round dumbazz. Joe’s so dumb he got fired from the M&M Company
for throwing out all of the Ws. Joe’s so
dumb when The Empty Suit told him “It’s chilly outside” he ran and got a bowl. He’s so dumb he once called me to get my
telephone number. He’s so stupid he
taped a piece of paper to the tv and called it paperview. But hey as long as you’re an arrogant braggadocios idiot
who has been wrong on every important decision in the last 40 years, you are
presidential material in the Dope party.
Why do you think Lex calls them “Dopes?”
I look forward to the gafftastic first Dope candidate’s
debate. All we’ll need is a Cambodian
war hero, a fake Indian and a fake construction dude to round out the Dope’s Village
(Idiot) People’s cast.
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