Friday, March 24, 2006

Friday fun

Woodshop Talk
A friend who visits the woodshop now and again and I had a discussion yesterday. My friend, a school teacher which pretty much pegs him as a Lib, told me Bush was a bit too conservative.

Whooha Nelly. I’m a conservative, and I can tell you - Bush is no conservative - a good man whom I respect and admire – which is saying a lot given Lex’s near universal disdain for pols - but, he’s NOT conservative. If he were a conservative, we wouldn’t have nine trillion in debt and Bashar Assad would have long ago assumed room temperature.

Hillary talks dirty
Actually, while discussing immigration reform, Shrillery brought up the bible, which has to sound like a sailor with Turret's syndrome at a church social to Libs. Really rather odd don’t you think? A lose lose proposition for the shrill one. Conservatives don’t believe her and Libs don’t want to hear it.

Rescued peaceniks blast rescuers
This really does take the cake. These wienies get themselves into an excrement sandwich with Islamo-Terror-Fascists from which they are rescued by coalition forces. To show their appreciation the ingrates heap great praise on their captors, who murdered one of their party by the way, while blaming their rescuers for the mess they got themselves into in the first place. Curiouser and curiouser doesn’t begin to describe this one.

Advantage Republicans
Scrawny Harry and Shrill are ceding immigration to the Republicans. No doubt, John, open borders, McCain and the Republican side of the gang of 14 will ride to the Dems’ rescue and stop Bill Frist and Conservatives from doing what’s right.

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